It's gonna be a Steely Dan summer this year folks, so grab your spangled leather poncho and elevator shoes, because any major dude would tell you that we're broadcasting this episode of Fingering the Pulse from high in the custerdome, with no static at all. Follow us on Twitter @fingeringthepod, Instagram @fingeringthepulse, and send us mail at fingeringthepulse@gmail.com! Dev's Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. The jokes and opinions presented do not reflect the views of the groups or the institutions with which we are affiliated. Our intent is to be facetious, not malicious or offensive. Thank you for joining our crusade to inform and maybe squash some inequity along the way. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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66 -- Steely Dan

The fellas are back with another topical episode, this time giving our takes on the trial of the century on the eve of the 27th anniversary of that infamous white Bronco's journey across the smoggy California freeways. Follow us on Twitter @fingeringthepod, Instagram @fingeringthepulse, and send us mail at fingeringthepulse@gmail.com! Dev's Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. The jokes and opinions presented do not reflect the views of the groups or the institutions with which we are affiliated. Our intent is to be facetious, not malicious or offensive. Thank you for joining our crusade to inform and maybe squash some inequity along the way. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

65 -- OJ Simp

The fellas are back on their bullshit and discuss the possibility of extraterrestrial life in this brand new episode! Dev’s Correction Corner: George Orwell, author of 1984, had nothing to do with War of the Worlds or its radio broadcast.  Follow us on Twitter @fingeringthepod, Instagram @fingeringthepulse, and send us mail at fingeringthepulse@gmail.com! Dev's Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. The jokes and opinions presented do not reflect the views of the groups or the institutions with which we are affiliated. Our intent is to be facetious, not malicious or offensive. Thank you for joining our crusade to inform and maybe squash some inequity along the way. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

64 -- Aliens

In the only logical step after our episode on soulmates, Ryan and Dev are back to discuss what happens when things inevitably go horribly wrong. Follow us on Twitter @fingeringthepod, Instagram @fingeringthepulse, and send us mail at fingeringthepulse@gmail.com! Dev's Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. The jokes and opinions presented do not reflect the views of the groups or the institutions with which we are affiliated. Our intent is to be facetious, not malicious or offensive. Thank you for joining our crusade to inform and maybe squash some inequity along the way. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

63 -- Marriage & Divorce

We're back with a Valentine's Day special originally recorded months ago, as Ryan and Dev attempt to understand what love is. Follow us on Twitter @fingeringthepod, Instagram @fingeringthepulse, and send us mail at fingeringthepulse@gmail.com! Dev's Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. The jokes and opinions presented do not reflect the views of the groups or the institutions with which we are affiliated. Our intent is to be facetious, not malicious or offensive. Thank you for joining our crusade to inform and maybe squash some inequity along the way. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

62 -- Soulmates

THIS IS A FICTIONAL SATIRICAL PODCAST EPISODE. First of its kind here on Fingering the Pulse, and also maybe the last. All characters voiced by yours truly, Ryan.  Ten minute audio snippet from the conservative talk show "Infowhores" with your host Ben Dimova, broadcasted locally on WGAY. Mr. Dimova discusses his thoughts on the police, and takes calls from listeners while owning the liberal communist trolls. Includes commercials for all your favorite products and businesses, including Dr. Downbad's Super Maximum Hyper Extreme Performance Ultimate Male Vitality Pills, a monster truck rally down in Florida, the divorce law offices of Jack and Jill Mehoff, and Mike Hawk's YourPillow. Follow us on Twitter @fingeringthepod, Instagram @fingeringthepulse, and send us mail at fingeringthepulse@gmail.com!

61 -- [PARODY EPISODE] Infowhores w/Ben Dimova

How many holes does a straw have? How many holes do you have? How many hot dogs can you fit in all of your holes? These are the questions we get to the bottom of in this instant classic of an episode. Follow us on Twitter @fingeringthepod, Instagram @fingeringthepulse, and send us mail at fingeringthepulse@gmail.com! Dev's Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. The jokes and opinions presented do not reflect the views of the groups or the institutions with which we are affiliated. Our intent is to be facetious, not malicious or offensive. Thank you for joining our crusade to inform and maybe squash some inequity along the way. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

60 -- Holes

In the second episode of the conspiracy-focused series Two Fingers Deeper, on the eve of the 57th anniversary since his assassination, Ryan and Dev have a look at big man JFK himself, the political circumstances surrounding it, possible motives of his killer(s), and a whole range of possible narratives that go against the official government findings on his death. Follow us on Twitter @fingeringthepod, Instagram @fingeringthepulse, and send us mail at fingeringthepulse@gmail.com! Dev's Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. The jokes and opinions presented do not reflect the views of the groups or the institutions with which we are affiliated. Our intent is to be facetious, not malicious or offensive. Thank you for joining our crusade to inform and maybe squash some inequity along the way. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

59 -- Two Fingers Deeper: John F. Kennedy

The full 40 minute interview was already uploaded, but I feel like my editing quality for this version (as was necessary for a podcasting production class) is good enough to share it again. No ad on this one either, enjoy! You can follow August on Twitter, check out their blog at https://samoyedco.re/ and monetarily support them at https://ko-fi.com/doggeaux. Also, follow the podcast on Twitter @fingeringthepod, Instagram @fingeringthepulse, and send us mail at fingeringthepulse@gmail.com!

Bonus Episode: QAnon ft. @SAMOYEDCORE (Edited Version)

The 'G' stands for Government. A rare solo-Ryan political rant episode recapping all the crazy shit that happened in the last week since Election Day, including baseless claims of election fraud from a broke political campaign, failed attempts to win over middle-of-the-road voters, mainstream media coverage and their precious ratings, and an update on everyone's favorite conspiratorial QAnon antics. Follow us on Twitter @fingeringthepod, Instagram @fingeringthepulse, and send us mail at fingeringthepulse@gmail.com! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

58 -- The 'G' Spot: Election 2020

The one in which we drop the dirt on every politician that the FAKE NEWS MEDIA doesn't want you to hear. For legal reasons, I feel like I have to remind everyone that this is satire. Also, Trump lost today which is pretty funny. Enjoy the episode! Follow us on Twitter @fingeringthepod, Instagram @fingeringthepulse, and send us mail at fingeringthepulse@gmail.com! Dev's Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. The jokes and opinions presented do not reflect the views of the groups or the institutions with which we are affiliated. Our intent is to be facetious, not malicious or offensive. Thank you for joining our crusade to inform and maybe squash some inequity along the way. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

57 -- Political Smears

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56 -- Halloween

The 20 minute 20th episode of our podcast on the first day of 2020, starring 20 year old jackasses. Follow us on Twitter @fingeringthepod, Instagram @fingeringthepulse, and send us mail at fingeringthepulse@gmail.com! Dev's Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. The jokes and opinions presented do not reflect the views of the groups or the institutions with which we are affiliated. Our intent is to be facetious, not malicious or offensive. Thank you for joining our crusade to inform and maybe squash some inequity along the way. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

20 -- Resolutions

Fingering the Pulse: Two Fingers Deeper is a new conspiracy theory and true crime focused spinoff of the regular podcast. In this episode, Ryan and Twitter personality @SAMOYEDCORE (aka August) talk about hedonism, the rise of QAnon, and the upcoming presidential election. Portions of this interview will be re-released in a later episode, but I wanted to make sure the full, unedited cut was heard while this is all timely and relevant. Enjoy! You can follow August on Twitter, check out their blog at https://samoyedco.re/ and monetarily support them at https://ko-fi.com/doggeaux. Also, follow the podcast on Twitter @fingeringthepod, Instagram @fingeringthepulse, and send us mail at fingeringthepulse@gmail.com! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

55 -- Two Fingers Deeper: QAnon ft. @SAMOYEDCORE

Lyin' Ryan and Deceptive Dev are back at it again with a "brand new" installment of FtP. This is a good episode. Is that just another lie? You decide! Follow us on Twitter @fingeringthepod, Instagram @fingeringthepulse, and send us mail at fingeringthepulse@gmail.com! Dev's Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. The jokes and opinions presented do not reflect the views of the groups or the institutions with which we are affiliated. Our intent is to be facetious, not malicious or offensive. Thank you for joining our crusade to inform and maybe squash some inequity along the way. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

54 -- Lying

Fingering the Pulse is a multi-episode weekly comedy podcast series where two friends discuss and inevitably argue about all sorts of relevant modern-day topics that the lame-stream media is too cowardly to attack head on. Get ready for some of the hottest takes and worst opinions you've ever heard. New episodes every Sunday @ 6pm, Wednesday @ 3pm, Friday @ 12pm Eastern. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fingeringthepulse/support

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