WARNING: This episode may trigger some. We discuss sexual assault and comedy that may easily offend. If this isn’t your cup of tea, please refrain from listening. Today we discuss whether or not lines should or should not be drawn in the world of comedy. Primarily we focus on Louis C.K’s most recent stand-up performance, Kevin Spacey’s former projects vs. who he is in his personal life, the #metoo movement and personal opinions of how each of us handle things that may offend us (which, honestly, isn’t much.) Also, #FML twitter-sphere advice: Forgetting books at home, boo-hoo you’re getting a new car & checking your damn recording device. Credits: Intro Song - Joji. “Wanted U” Ballads 1, 88 Rising Records & 12 Tone Music, 2018, track 4. Spotify. open.spotify.com/track/3FSbFJeWAdQIhlIECjJcgq Vanity Fair Article: https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2019/01/louis-ck-stand-up-9-11-masturbation-jokes

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Ep. 6 - Louis C.K: The Art of Jerking Off

The holidays are over and we are now back on that more consistent grind! In this episode we discuss our personal memories/highlights of 2018, as well as our goals for 2019 and the pop culture staples within the U.S. of the year - specifically political movements. Also, #FML Twitter-sphere advice! Strawberry margaritas baths, messy car eating, and binge watching an Indianapolis 500 Snail Cartoon Credits: Intro Song - Joji. “Wanted U” Ballads 1, 88 Rising Records & 12 Tone Music, 2018, track 4. Spotify. open.spotify.com/track/3FSbFJeWAdQIhlIECjJcgq Chris D’Elias - Drake comments: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAL_HP1yE_c

Ep. 5 - 2019; New Year, New Us!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! In celebration we’ve created a special holiday episode! What’s so special you ask? Nothing really but it’s festive and we discuss all the odds and ends of the holiday season. - Crappy diets, how we will be spending our holidays, what we like & dislike about this time of year, the religious undertones of the season, gift giving vs. consumerism & moral dilemmas. - #FML Tweets: No Money - No Gifts, Chipped Tooth via Phones and Dog Dicks. Credits: Intro Song - Joji. “Wanted U” Ballads 1, 88 Rising Records & 12 Tone Music, 2018, track 4. Spotify. open.spotify.com/track/3FSbFJeWAdQIhlIECjJcgq Background music - Jingle Bells (Instrumental)- KON

Ep. 4 - Deck the Halls! Fa La La La La!

In episode 3, Khal and Jackie discuss: Social media and its presence in our day to day lives: The platforms we utilize most, our habits, the content we post, how social media has evolved during our lifetimes, how it affects each of us mentally & how we feel about social media as a whole. (Hail Elon!) #FML Tweets: Poptarts, Giving Bad Advice and Terrible Health. Show Notes: Intro/Outro Song - Joji. “Wanted U” Ballads 1, 88 Rising Records & 12 Tone Music, 2018, track 4. Spotify. open.spotify.com/track/3FSbFJeWAdQIhlIECjJcgq Outro - Doug Maxwell. "Cartoon Bank Heist" - Media Right Productions

Ep. 3 - The Realm of Social Media

We are back with our "first ever second episode!" Today Khal & Jackie discuss: - How are Thanksgivings were spent. - Dating: Expectations vs Reality (which includes heavy references to the film 500 Days of Summer), our experiences with people we've been interested in and what is means to date/meet people in 2018. - Introducing our NEW Tweet/Twitter segment! We will be giving world renowned sage advice advice (or something that qualifies as advice) to the lucky humans of the Twitter sphere that hashtag their tweets #fml. Take it seriously or don't. It's your choice! Sorta like those old school Goosebump books. - What makes us personally say "FML" this week Show Notes: Intro Song - Joji. “Wanted U” Ballads 1, 88 Rising Records & 12 Tone Music, 2018, track 4. Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/3FSbFJeWAdQIhlIECjJcgq yellowpaco Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teqBbi5Iksk HBO Documentary - "Swiped: Hooking Up in the Digital Age": https://www.hbo.com/documentaries/swiped-hooking-up-in-the-digital-age

Ep. 2 - First Ever Second Episode!

Welcome to the first official FML Hotline Podcast episode! Today Khal & Jackie discuss a modge-podge of “getting to know you” topics: - Introductions of yours truly! - What we are (or are not) thankful for this Thanksgiving season. - Dynamics of how we were raised: The use of cursing, parental, bonds & the ripple effects of those relationships. - What we are hoping to bring to you going forward. We hope you enjoy & Happy Thanksgiving! Show Notes: Intro Song - Joji. “Wanted U” Ballads 1, 88 Rising Records & 12 Tone Music, 2018, track 4. Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/3FSbFJeWAdQIhlIECjJcgq

Ep. 1 - Thanks Thanksgiving

The FML Hotline is two friends, Khal and Jackie, discussing everything from their mundane personal antics to globally spanning issues & culture - all of which will more than likely have you saying, "Fuck My Life." So sit back, take in the bitch-fest & enjoy not feeling so damn alone and miserable with the way things are going.

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