We know the question on all of your minds, Lunatics — you want to know just what horrible, terrible, awful thing Darin Gantt wrote this week. Well, you have come to the right place, because this week we continue our new segment that answers that very question. Oh, and there’s some football stuff too, culminating in our brilliant and almost … Read more about this episode...

Football Ranters – The Football Ranter and The Danchise

Football Ranters – “Week 12 Recap”

It’s time for turkey, and the Football Ranters have plenty in store for you this week to stave off the food coma. On top of the traditional fare — Yardline News, HOUSE and You F*cking Suck — we also unwrap an early holiday gift for you listeners, in the form of a brand new segment! All that, plus some delictable … Read more about this episode...

Football Ranters – “Week 11 Recap”

Come on a confusing journey through the space-time continuum as Ranter and The Danchise attempt to make sense of an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty that transcends the usual boundaries of our universe. Once that has thoroughly confused you, listen up for the latest on Tiki Barber’s whereabouts, Terrell Suggs’ weekend plans and why you should never give Hope Solo’s brother a … Read more about this episode...

Football Ranters – “Week 10 Recap”

After a brief Sandy-related hiatus, The Football Ranters are back! Now that every Doug Martin owner’s hangover has come and gone, we can get town to business and discuss the best of Week 9, from Jerry Jones’ lockout tantrum to Marcus Vick’s Twitter tantrum and all the tantrums in between. Find out who f*cking sucks this week, plus some Incomplete … Read more about this episode...

Football Ranters – “Week 9 Recap”

Another week, another Seattle upset, as Tawmmy Brady goes down swinging in CenturyLink. But the Football Ranters don’t care so much about that. We’d rather bow down and pay homage to the epic troll job that Richard Sherman dished out in Brady’s direction after the game. Speaking of trolls, we’ve got plenty of that in this week’s edition of Yardline … Read more about this episode...

Football Ranters – “U MAD BRO? (Week 6 Recap)”

From a humdrum Week 4, we move directly into a Week 5 that featured one of the biggest upsets to date in this young season, as the Colts dropped Godgers and the mighty Packers. If that wasn’t hurtful enough, we’ve got plenty of Jets stupidity to impale ourselves upon, as well. Other storylines include repeat offenders in You F*cking Suck … Read more about this episode...

Football Ranters – “Week 5 Recap”

The entire universe is on fire following the Snowjob in Seattle, and the collective Google search queries for terms like “simultaneous possession,” “offensive pass interference,” “drunken officiating” and “Golden Tate” broke the Internet. It’s a traveshamockery, and we just wouldn’t be the Football Ranters if we didn’t rant about it to no end — so we do in this week’s … Read more about this episode...

Football Ranters – “Simultaneous Ranting (Week 3 Recap)”

Two weeks gone, and we still know next to nothing about just WTF IS GOING ON. The Chargers and Cardinals are undefeated, while the Saints are winless and the Green Bay offense looks borderline pedestrian. Up is down, down is up — it’s just like the first two weeks of every NFL season ever, and we’re loving every minute of … Read more about this episode...

Football Ranters – “Week 2 Recap”

One week of football is in the books, Lunatics, and it was so glorious that The Danchise still can’t quite shake his NFL hangover symptoms. Ranter, meanwhile, has some choice words for a couple of QBs who may be getting a little too big for their britches. Follow along with your fearless hosts as they cover the biggest Week 1 … Read more about this episode...

Football Ranters – “Week 1 Recap”

The long, hard road has come to an end at last, Lunatics: real NFL football starts in just a few short hours. Before you hunker down for the next 4 months of speed draws and corner blitzes, listen up to this week’s episode. We bring our Stupidly Bold Predictions for the 2012 season, including the fates of the Jets, Patriots … Read more about this episode...

Football Ranters – “Holy Crap, the Season’s About to Start!”

Holy sweet fancy Moses, it’s opening week, Lunatics. Your patience will finally pay off when the Cowboys visit the Giants on Wednesday night for real, honest-to-goodness football. But before that, we’ve got the return of your real, honest-to-goodness favorite segments: Fake Injury Report, Incomplete Headlines and You F*cking Suck. Plus, we’ll weigh in on the last bits of news to … Read more about this episode...

Football Ranters – “The Return of the Segments”

With the Cowboys’ and Giants’ season opening tilt just mere days away, fantasy draft season is in full swing. Fact: more fantasy football drafts will be held this week than during any other week in human history. Fact: there are more fantasy football managers in the United States than there are stalks of corn in Iowa. Fact: I made those … Read more about this episode...

Football Ranters – “Fantasy Sleepers & Busts”

It’s the last of the division previews, as the NFL season is finally, mercifully, at long last, almost under way. Ranter and The Danchise will hypothesize, prognosticate and opine on the upcoming success — or lack thereof — of the Jets, Bills, Dolphins, Patriots, Giants, Eagles, Cowboys and Redskins. You’ll find out which of these teams are for real, which … Read more about this episode...

Football Ranters – “2012 Division Previews: AFC & NFC East”

In our ongoing series of Hollywood-themed division previews, this week the Ranters head north to tell you what movies best represent the AFC & NFC North divisions. Last year, these divisions yielded a total of 5 (!) playoff teams. Will they hold the same power in 2012? Will the Packers dominate again as they have over the past two seasons? … Read more about this episode...

Football Ranters – “2012 Division Previews: NFC & AFC North”

The Football Ranters continue their Hollywood-themed season previews this week, prognosticating on the prospects of the eight teams making up the AFC and NFC South Divisions. Will the Saints rebound from scandal to regain their glory, or will the Falcons take the division crown? In the AFC, will the Texans continue to build on their success from a year ago? … Read more about this episode...

Football Ranters – “2012 NFL Division Previews: NFC & AFC South”

Football Ranters is a weekly free-flowing discussion of all things NFL. We will cover the spread from goal post to goal post with candid interviews. Using the most obscure curse words we’ll recap the biggest games, follow the most compelling stories and ask the toughest questions. You’ll come for the in-depth coverage, but stay for the colorful commentary.

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Football Ranters – The Football Ranter and The Danchise

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