Fire up your chainsaws and fix yourself a hot bowl of chili, because the time has finally come for us to review Brian’s second favorite horror movie: “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2” (1986).  At long last, we get to sink our teeth deep into the meat of this movie, exploring all of its spooky caverns, wild characters, and insane choices... and if any of you dog d's don’t like it, you can lick our plates!

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Ep-194: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.

We got a special episode this week. We are thrilled to be joined my our good friends Michael Conrad and Noah Bailey to talk about their brand horror graphic novel "DOUBLE WALKER". We had an absolute blast chatting with our boys, and hope you don't wait and just dive right in to this really fun episode. That's right... Don't think about it. Just hit play! And if you like what you hear please consider supporting these guys by picking up "DOUBLE WALKER". Which is out now on Comixology and available on Amazon. 

Ep-193: Double Walker, w/ Michael Conrad & Noah Bailey.

In this week's episode, the FM3 go head-to-head with a group of little hairy bastards from outer space. Joined by some bumbling booger-faced bounty hunters that offer no help, the Forever Midnight crew decide to take matters into their own hands and blow the living shite out of some Crites! After saving the world (and some reverse action home remodeling), what better way to celebrate than by talking all about “Critters” (1986)

Ep-192: Critters.

In this week's episode, the FM3 take Dragula out for a spin and end up careening head first into the debate about Robert Zombies newest film announcement. Then the FM crew head indoors to enjoy the newest demonic jump scare film in a real live actual movie theater!! With their bellies filled with paranormal popcorn the conversation ends up being more centered on the ghostly grifters publicly known as “The Warrens” and how they may be full of not only horse shit but also delicious lies. So grab a crucifix and listen along as the Forever Midnight Podcast talks about “The Conjuring: The Devil made me do it”.

Ep-191: The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It.

In this week's episode, the FM crew kinda wanna start smoking, get over their fear of heights and go toe to tinker bell toe with a goddamn soul sucker. Sure they may have also seen a ghost kid stuck in a mannequin and numerous animal rights violations but all in all they got thru Stephen King’s Cat’s Eye (1985) in one piece and didn’t go diving into a giant oversized box fan like that creepy shark mouthed cookie elf. We win!! 

Ep-190: Cat's Eye.

In this week's episode, the FM3 check out Zack Snyder’s 2021 blasterpiece, “Army Of The Dead”. While it may not be as SUPER or in the same LEAGUE as some of his other films, ol' Zack actually did the Zombie genre some JUSTICE by churning out a Summer Blockbuster-Style Action/Horror film - which was a fun way for the FM Crew to get back in them theater seats and chomp on some corn (while watching a zombie tiger chomp some cornhole idiot). Meet us at the helipad before the bomb drops, baybeees!

Ep-189: Army Of The Dead.

In this week's episode, the Forever Midnight crew stumble upon a satchel of gold coins at the end of a wicked rainbow that landed outside the podcast studio. While discussing how many burgers and record albums they are gonna buy with all that loot, a real live Leprechaun (1993) starts stalking Ireland's favorite horror hosts. This little guy will stop at nothing to get his precious gold back, even if that means strappin’ on a pair of roller skates and skitching all over town trying to track down every bit of that magic money to recharge his leprechaun powers. I'm not pointing any long green fingers, but one of the FM3 swallowed a leprecoin while trying to tooth-test for authenticity. It looks like their luck just ran out...

Ep-188: Leprechaun.

In the interest of science, the FM3 decided to do some actual research this week and figured that if Professor B. Ghoul says that the 2012 film “Sinister” is the scariest movie of all time, maybe they should finally check it out. With fresh lab coats, some snacks and a newly-vaxx'd pep in their step, the Forever Midnight crew fired up the old super 8 projector, and neither their lives nor the podcast will ever be the same...

Ep-187: Sinister.

In this weeks episode the gang gets their fate chosen for them, and as usual they believe things will take a hard left turn to crap-town, But the beautiful angels from France aKa the Fry guys drop us a bloody good wild romp of a film in the little known Baby Blood (1990). Filled to the brim with a fine gravy of gore, car theft and butt babies this fine poutine of a film is most delicious.     

Ep-186: Baby Blood.

In this week's episode, the FM crew embark on their annual Forever Midnight camping trip! After hiking to the marsh and roasting some mallows, your homies find themselves being chased through the woods by a couple of feral knucklehead brothers and their wiley, neckbraced Mom.  Realizing that their only path to survival is to fight back, the FM3 gather what weapons they can find and proceed to make mincemeat out of these shitbillies. While the crew take a sec to catch their breath, unbeknownst to them a butthole-eared SheSquatch is waiting in the bushes, getting ready to jump their bones. Happy "Mother's Day" (1980), I guess!

Ep-185: Mother's Day.

After many years, the Forever Midnight crew finally sat down and watched Ghoulies (1984) together, and life may never be the same. In this episode they discuss this wild-ass, rubber-filled film, its many faults, and its many charms. They ponder the choices made by the Band Clan and scratch their heads as to why the movie is even called 'Ghoulies.' After much talk about the dark-ass magic it took to make this film and the mark-ass magic IN the film - the FM3 overall feel like they enjoyed their time with this janky picture and will probably jump aboard another rubber muppet-filled boat again very soon. 

Ep-184: Ghoulies.

In this berserk episode of Forever Midnight, your homies try and take a nice, leisurely trip up to Big Bear for some rest and relaxation, but before they can say “GROTESQUE”, a clown-car full of maniac punks almost runs them off the road. These Hot Topic Terrorists end up haranguing the FM3 for the rest of the weekend and the crew end up in a blizzard being chased by the wild-ass punks, who themselves are being chased by a lumpy-faced mutant. Luckily, two dipshit police bring the whole town to help, and even though they kill the good monsters and let the bad monsters go, WTF right? At least the Forever Midnight made it out safe with their neck collection intact. Oh, and there is a Frankenstein, too!

Ep-183: Grotesque.

In this week's episode, the Forever Midnight crew find themselves face to face with two dozen oatmeal-faced and jelly-filled ghouls in the 1979 Italian classic, “Zombie.” Besides being dumbfounded by the many sound quality and overdubbing issues, the FM3 found themselves super-impressed with how “The Italian Stallion“ (Lucio Fulci) made the most full-on, batshit nuts zombie battle in horror film history!

Ep-182: Zombie.

In this weeks episode the FM Crew head out to the  beautiful and Haunted Islands of Indonesia. While there they accidentally get mixed up with a demonic fortune teller who sends her ghoul gang to dispatch them,  luckily the local Muslim church folks show up and pray the black magic woman to death. After that the Forever Midnight posse hop on some dirt bikes and spend the rest of their sweet vacay trying to Evel Knievel  big ass fruit trucks  just like the mighty Herman in the 1980 Indonesian Horror Classic “Satan’s Slave”.  What could go wrong?

Ep-181: Satan's Slave.

In this week’s episode, the Forever Midnight crew find themselves back at the infamous Bates Motel, where Norman, the proprietor, is dangling by a thread, trying to navigate thru life as a famous reformed murderer in this 3rd installment of the Psycho franchise. Between hiring and firing new employees, falling for short-haired, blond women, hosting wild-ass homecoming parties and occasionally dressing up as Mother, he has little time to really focus on running a proper business. The FM3 - fed up with blood-soaked ice cubes in the motel cooler and being oogled thru the pepperoni peephole in room #1 - decide that it’s time to head off into the desert again, hitching a ride to LA to become famous podcasters. But before they can get out of town… they vanish. And wouldn’t you know it, old Norman is heading out to the swamp to make another deposit. 

Ep-180: Psycho III.

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