Do you live in some boring city no one cares about? Statistically, yes. Wouldn't it be great if your city was like New York, or Los Angeles? Well, here are the step-by-step instructions your municipal leaders can follow to make that a reality. It's guaranteed to work, and not end up wasting millions of taxpayer dollars on an ill-advised pipe-dream.

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Episode 192 - When a City Becomes a Ci-tay

We're planning a retirement party, and everyone knows what that means! Seriously, do you? Are there traditional things associated with retirement parties? If not, we just invented about a dozen of them, so feel free to borrow for your own parties.

Episode 191 - The Golden Child Enters His Golden Years

There are many works of fantasy out there, and I hate to say it, but most of them aren't very creative. A lot of them will try to trick you into thinking they've created things that are completely brand new, when they're really just cheap rip-offs of existing things. Well buddy, I can tell you: That is NOT what we've done here. What you are about to experience is the creation of an entirely new fantasy realm. An entire REALM, people!

Episode 190 - Realmworlds Publishing Presents: Lord of the Realms

When was the last time you got a new G.I. Joe toy? 35 years ago? That just proves that it's time we came up with some new characters for you to purchase. Of course, they'll each have their own command center playset, complete with plastic missiles that REALLY launch the first three times before they break!

Episode 189 - Still Waiting to Find Out What the Other Half of the Battle Is

If you're planning a wedding, STOP RIGHT NOW. We are about to do it all for you. Sure, this particular wedding is for me, so everything will be tailored to exactly what I want. And sure, my asshole brothers are planning this, and so it will instead be a bunch of silly horseshit that no one anywhere would want. But still! By the end of this podcast, the wedding will be planned! It's done! I'm pretty sure anyone who's actually planning a wedding would take that deal, just to finally put an end to it.

Episode 188 - I Now Pronounce You Man and Podcast

How dare they? How DARE they?! Would they seriously dare? Really? They're daring? They're actually doing it? Oh. I guess they do, indeed, dare. Today we discuss such instances of daring, in which the sacred is sullied just for another nickel.

Episode 187 - Papa John's Presents: The Mona Lisa

What will we do when aliens first arrive on Earth? Disintegrate, probably, once their J-beams bathe the entire surface of the planet in an apocalypticly orange glow. Then our atoms will be sorted and fed into the hopper of some kind of matter creator so aliens can press a button and have a cheese danish instantly appear, or something. I mean, this is a virtual certainty, so much so that there's really no need to put any further thought into it. But, just on the off chance it's something else, we discuss what that might be on this week's episode.

Episode 186 - Keep Watching the Skies for Crabs

There is only one thing that Las Vegas has been missing up until now, and that is silly pitches for casinos. Oh sure, there have been realistic, well-researched pitches for actual businesses that can be a boon for both the owners and the citizens of Las Vegas, not to mention the visitors themselves. But every dose of practical economics should be slathered in a nice helping of pointless horseshit.

Episode 185 - What FLAPpens in Vegas...

If you're way, waaaaaaaay into something, you're probably not reading this. You're most likely trawling forums for tips to control the salinity of your exotic fish tanks, or scouring eBay listings for a mint condition 1979 Fred Lynn Topps card, WITH the printing error that made the bill of his cap look crimson instead of scarlet. Or maybe you're big into FLAP, in which case you aren't just reading this, you're busy tattooing it on your various limbs. If that's the case, BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY ZEPPELIN RULES

Episode 184 - Obession by Calvin Klein

Ben is dead. I'll give you a moment to celebrate. I mean, grieve. Got it out of your system? Good. Now we just have to figure out how to dress up his corpse and stick him in the ground. He would have wanted it that way.

Episode 183 - We Put the "Fun" in Funeral

Is there such a thing as a good movie adaptation of a video game? I maintain that there is not. COULD there be such a thing? The world may never know, and rest assured, in this episode we make absolutely sure not to find out.

Episode 182 - Press B to Bust Blocks

Lights, camera, auction! See what I did there? That's a level of cleverness you just can't find anywhere else, as long as you don't look at all, even for a little bit. Seriously, please do not try and find something more clever than that. It will be very easy, and I'm very fragile. Anyway, we auction off movie elements in this episode, surely creating three can't-miss summer flicks. Blockbustin' makes me feel good.

Episode 181 - The Gorilla with the Dragon Tattoo

Mascots generally suck. Except when they're annoying someone else. Then they're fantastic. Do we have any further comment on mascots? I don't know, probably. I haven't listened to this one yet. Let me know if there is, I'm interested now.

Episode 180 - Put On Your Furry Head and Scare Some Children

In this high-tech modern age we live in, there are now games played entirely on boards. Picture it: A standard board, just like the ones you have at home, being used for play and enjoyment. The age of computers is about to come crashing down.

Episode 179 - You Earn Twelve Victory Points for Listening to this Episode

Do you like wrestling? You don't? Well, that really shouldn't matter this week. We're talking about the craziness and silliness of pro wrestling, hopefully in a way that anyone can enjoy. That's right: For the first time ever, we've attempted to record an episode that's at all accessible.

Episode 178 - Professional Wrestling; Wait, Where Are You Going?

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