The party has gotten the gem from the next general, taking one more step towards Neth. Not only that, but having successfully led a charge against the holy mountain with its mortal enemies in tow. But what comes next? Join us from afar, on From Afar Podcast!

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Episode 64: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #16

The crew faces off against the blue dude himself! Will they have what it takes? Will that have what it bakes? Or will they just loose all their rakes!

Episode 63: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #15

Kipa, in an old yet familiar land. Nil and Damascus, in an unholy yet necessary evil. These heroes must rally an army, and must give much to do so. Kipa finds himself in the familiar Feywilds, speaking with an ancient queen. Nil and Damascus must bend their morals, foregoing curiosity and valiant radiance in order to save their friends and honor. And while these plans are being laid, Aereus suffers with Route at the hands of Column. But will they be ready? Will they have the means necessary to fight off the forces of Column and storm the Celestial City? Find out as you shut up and sit down from afar, on From Afar Podcast!

Episode 62: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #14

Kipa and Nil, the newest member of the Furious Fathers (name change imminent) must work together to take on the Celestial City of Lunia. But how are they going to do so? With a few friends in low places, and a couple sprinkles of pixie dust, deals with devils and queens are as close as the second star to the right. Join us, as we traverse this strange universe in our mind's eye from afar, on From Afar Podcast!

Episode 61: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #13

Being jailed and split, the party is held in the vice grip of the usurper Column. Kipa must rally a crew to take on the celestial mountain, while Aereus must do his best to persevere. And while all seems lost, and old friends abandoning, new ones are made from the most unlikely of places. So, after our 4 month hiatus, shut up, sit down, and have a from afar welcome, to From Afar Podcast!

Episode 60: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #12

With the battle for ascension still raging between the Furious Fathers and Route's squad, we jump right back into the fray. Finding their powers more evenly matched than they first thought, the outcome is becoming less and less clear of who will come out on top. And it seems as if there is a strange... meddling happening, albeit slight. Who could be causing fate to sway? And what is their ulterior motive, if at all? The Fathers have little time to think about these questions, met with the temporal might of Route. And ascension is seemingly so close. So, without further ado, let's jump back in and put on a wild show to those mind theatres of yours from afar, on From Afar Podcast!

Episode 59: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #11

Having PHENOMENALLY reigned victorious over their first duels in the Ascension Games, our Perusing Parentals are ready for the next challenge to go and cold cock that bastard Ares right in the face! Steeling their resolve, they wait, tempering and gathering their courage for what lays ahead of them. As luck would have it, their opponent is familiar, and one that could give more of a , shall we say, temporal look into the higher powers at play. And like a single thread in a tapestry, though it's color brightly shines, do our heroes know their purpose, in the pattern of the grand design? But enough chit chat! The time for action is now! The time for victory, celestial divinity, and upright citizens is now! The time for bunny ears is now! Let the brothers super smash their way to the finish line! Tune in to get that extra stock, from afar, to From Afar Podcast! 3...2...1...Fight!

Episode 58: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #10

All their hard work. All the preparing. All the planning. The sneakiness completed by Sieghart, the reconnaissance performed by Kipa, and the emotional turmoil suppressed by Aereus, all culminating to this moment; the Ascension Games. The Genealogical Genies wake and do their morning routines as the nerves start to settle in, and they start to settle. But what is the daunting, most terrifying and strangely poetic tasks that they will have to complete in the ascension games? And will Sieghart's interaction with Mentor create a barricade to the momentum of the Procreative Poppas? These thoughts are in the heads of our Protagonist Padres as they enter the coliseum to begin the act of Ascending. Who knew that being divine would be so competitive? Tune in, from afar, to From Afar Podcast! If you want to pray, then slam those knees and praise those bees!

Episode 57: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #9

As the waves lap through the soundscapes of virtual, COVID reality, the party of Party Paternals are split up once again, making choices that impact their story more so than that of a fly on the wall (or maybe a carrot?). Pulling what the zoomie babes call a PRO-GAMER MOVE, Sieghart finds a new pathway into cat-burglary, giving David an opportunity to let that sweet nectar rip. While that Nautical Chaplain suckling is a cuckling, Kipa comes out strong and swinging at El Caballero Rojo, almost ending his short life in the process. But is the Vermillion Vagrant a Villain? Or is the antagonist more holy in nature? Kipa starts putting dots together, as Aereus brushes down the Normal Liam, asking him where his beloved is, because if Liam got invited to the party, then surely he would be here. Right? If you are wondering how to RSVP to said party, then tune in, from afar, to From Afar Podcast! Did you expect the Spanish Imposition?

Episode 56: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #8

Born through fire, a sword reborn. Aereus is blessed by the legends of old, and his trustworthy weapon is revitalized. This still doesn't answer questions for Liam as to why Aereus is not at the clans, but that may take years for him to understand. In the Starlight Citadel, Barachiel holds an audience with Sieghart and Damscus, where he makes an offer one may think not able to be refused. Yet, as always with FAP, the impossible happens, and Damascus receives holy ire, to which Sieghart steps up to the plate for another homerun. And still, in a bathhouse impossibly far yet close, Kipa finally meets Route, the Red Knight, and almost ends it all as quickly as it started. Our boys are split, yet the story is unravelling just as fast in the twilight realm of Lunia. If you like to get married, then tune in from afar, to From Afar Podcast!

Episode 55: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #7

Following a shonen-like duel of fates where even Qui-Gon Jinn comes out a winner, our grizzled soldiers are met with some new yet familiar strangers from the Clans of Metal, having a face to the legend of Domino himself. And while a fire of camaraderie roasts the marshmallows of backstory, Kipa is met with a hospitality unlike that in a Faerun or Wizards of the Coast NPC. With the blessing of the Underground Oracle, Mama Bardousa is amicable towards our Fae Bard, explaining a bit about the red knight. And back in the cove of healing, Damascus summons Sieghart to have an audience with a member in power, much to the mystery of why. With the games coming soon, the Paters are getting ready for the ascension of a lifetime. Like the Greek clothing store, just do it. To find out more about a comeback worthy of the hall, tune in from afar, to From Afar Podcast! Come and be merry!

Episode 54: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #6

Splitting the party, we find our heroes at a fork in the road, Kipa being tasked with stealth and subtlety, Sieghart and Aereus finding strange training given by Damascus. Sieghart and Aereus are led to a calm, healing cove. It is there that our chonky boys put their mettle to the test, making sure that toe to tip, they are worth their salt like a kosher iodized pantry item. During this macho masculine test of normative appropriate male behavior, our sneaky storyteller is doing some reconnaissance. With an Infinite Word Favor being agreed upon, Damascus thinks the Red Knight is a little... fishy... and sends Kipa to investigate, him being the most agile. Having no choice but to agree, Kipa follows the enigmatic warrior, finding himself in a strange location that looks very much like a bathhouse full of interesting and odd individuals. Well, if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it must be a bathhouse. But this bathhouse is no ordinary bathhouse, but Mama Bardousa's Bathhouse. We are pleased to say that it would not have been possible without the incredible original work of Underground Oracle Publishing allowing us to use their new content to make this wonderful magical story possible. Here are some aspects of Mama Bardousa's Bathhouse: Downtime Destinations: Mama Bardousa's Bathhouse.* Underground Oracle is a best selling 3rd party 5th edition publisher. * They create well balanced, high quality supplements for players and gms. * Everything that they create is with a lore first approach, meant to drive storytelling from both sides of the screen.* They release twice monthly supplements in the vein of Tasha's or Xanathar's.* A new location for your pcs to visit during their downtime.* fully fleshed out NPCs as well as a table of interesting folks you might run into.* rumors and information to take your story farther.* an interesting way to introduce planar travel into your campaign, or a great backdoor for your pcs to flee through.* and an amazing place to fully roleplay your characters.If you want to have good hair, then join us from afar, on From Afar Podcast! Keratin is where we're in!

Episode 53: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #5

A deal made. A gift given. The games seen. The Furious Fathers meet in the shadow of the coliseum, having split and done their respective duties for the coming trials. Making a friend of an isolated honorable loner, the fathers strategize about the coming trials learning from Damascus. Their courage bolstered, they enter arena, eager to see more of these ascension games. Steel clashes against armor, magics made, curses stated, and snackage destroyed. A strange combatant who does not partake in the victors of his labor. What does this mean? Mentor may have an idea, and tasks our Paterooskies with a covert mission. If you think that toes should be in raps, then tune in, from afar, to From Afar Podcast! HELLO THERE.

Episode 52: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #4

Ahoy and well met! This week, we find our Petulant Paternals as they stumble from the M.C. Escher stairways littered with the bodies and corpses of Modrons and Duodrons and Friendlydrons into view of the stunning landscape of Lunia! The heavenly celestial city is one for the perfectionist books, as scores of perfectly and annoyingly beautiful clerics, paladins, and honorable ones hustle and bustle with a holy glow. After a most positive and Pollyanna interaction with a certain Ded Tanson, the Fathers make their way to the city, searching for the Ascension games! However, even in such a bright land, darkness robs the spirit. Members of the group see their finality looming like a mountain before them, seemingly impossible to scale, impossible to withstand. Yet, like the Man from La Mancha said so eloquently, suck it up buttercup. When your knees turn to spaghetti, know that you can always join us, from afar, at From Afar Podcast! Slim Jim was the best character in Freestyle BMX 2.

Episode 51: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #3

After leaving you wonderful people with a crumbabumbkin of a cliffhanger (who is she?!?!?) we take up right where we left off, in the strange forest. Our Heroes are met with a quizzical stranger, who gives answers but raises more questions, but gives direction, to which the ruins are found. However, when one wants into heaven, one may need to take a roundabout way, or backtrack a little. It is here that our company is once again, met with their greatest adversary: the door. But success is a taste that our Paters have indulged in many a time before, and it is not long before they are met with even more confusing riddles, such as the man in the mirror and if they are gonna make a change, for once in their life. Traversing further into the door-jamboree, our party comes to the threshold of destiny (or maybe hell) and must put their minds together and lean on the pillars of before-times to understand the next move. Remember, where your focus goes, your energy flows, ARE YOU HEARING ME? Tune in this Magnanimous Monday from afar, to From Afar Podcast! Turtles and lo-fi chill is this episodes aesthetic.

Episode 50: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #2

Hoist the mainsails! Batten the hatches! As we take you to a magical and far away place full of adventure, camaraderie, and laughs! Four friends play D&D 5e from afar and invite you to join along as well! Listen to Kipa, Aereus, and Sieghart as they battle strange creatures, sail the seven seas, and uncover the lost mysteries of Atlantis! So grab a friend, or grab a seat, and listen as we weave a rich tapestry of fantasy and lore from all four corners of the nation!

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