Coming at you with the late Tuesday drop! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: We dive right into this Mauro Icardi scandal. Wanda Nara asks Icardi for a divorce... and he responds by threatening to leave PSG.  The saga started on Saturday when Wanda Nara deleted all traces of Icardi from her Instagram and accused him of infidelity, having supposed been involved with actress China Suarez shared photos of himself and his wife on Sunday and wished her a happy mother&apos;s day, which was being celebrated in Argentina, but this doesn&apos;t appear to have worked. There could be more developments in the Wanda Nara soap opera ( we sure hope so).Not Cool Moment of the Week: Newcastle United fan who suffered cardiac arrest recovering and responsiveAcross the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: MLS Eastern Conference playoff race is turning into a tight one.Female Intended Play: Just like the MLS Eastern Conference, NWSL is super tight. Except for Orlando Pride. They&apos;re out lolRemember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you&apos;ve got subs if you need &apos;em! ⚽️? 

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast

10/19/21 - "I'm living for this Mauro Icardi + Wanda Nara drama! Spill the tea!"

? IT&apos;S INTERNATIONAL LOVE! ? We&apos;re here with a recap on this International break. Mbappe was offside. The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wassup with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: We spent a chunk of our time here discussing the Newcastle takeover. We have some takes. Some good, some bad. / Gini Wijnaldum is straight up not having a good time at PSG / Benjamin Mendy refused bail for third time ahead of rape trial / Not Cool Moment of the Week: Court says Ronaldo rape lawsuit in Vegas should be dismissedInternational Break:  Nations League -- who else thinks playing a 3rd place match is dumb af? / Germany is first nation to qualify for the World Cup at the expense of North Macedonia / CONMEBOL qualifiers have been a series a draws. Almost certain Brazil and Argentina are through. / USA drop points in Panama. Berhalter put out a real sus lineup. Next match is against Costa Rica ? Female Intended Play:  NWSL play resumes / Tobin Heath debuts for Arsenal / UWCL game week 2 later this week.Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you&apos;ve got subs if you need &apos;em! ⚽️? 

10/12/21 - "I've been a Newcastle fan ever since Santiago Muñez scored that banger free kick against Liverpool to gain Champions League. The OG's know."

WE&apos;RE BACK after our 2 week hiatus! Pro Tip: 2-3 nights in Las Vegas is more than enough.  The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wassup with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: "Ted Lasso" and the EPL reach a licensing deal. It&apos;s a little late but welcomed of course. Neymar went viral poking fun at the mass social media outage of 2021. Liverpool fans and Manchester United fans got some reprioritizing to do.  UEFA and women’s leagues across Europe have joined forces to criticise FIFA’s proposal to hold men’s and women’s World Cups every two years.Not Cool Moment of the Week:  Absolutely bombshell revelations that longtime NWSL coach Paul Riley plied multiple players on his teams with alcohol and engaged in sexual coercion and harassment, in addition to more harassment concerning players’ weight and sexuality.Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard:  USMNT Qualifiers: Who made the cut and who didn&apos;t. Carlos Bocanegra inducted into Hall of Fame. NE Revolution clinch MLS Eastern ConferenceFemale Intended Play:  See "Not Cool Moment of the week". Only made sense to primarily focus the NWSL this week. We stand in solidarity with the players of the league. Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you&apos;ve got subs if you need &apos;em! ⚽️? 

10/5/21 - "Neymar is a meme lord now with that tweet ? #FacebookDown #InstagramDown #WhatsAppDown."

WE&apos;RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wassup with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: Ronaldo started and scored. Whoda thought? Literally everyone. Geordies had a special song for the lad, and there was a banner flown over the stadium calling him out. More men called out on their bullshit: Mendy trial date set; Jerome Boateng found guilty on domestic violence; Chelsea fan under investigation for sectarian abuseNot Cool Moment of the Week:  18 year old Harvey Elliott was hurt during Liverpool’s 3-0 win against Leeds United on Sunday, with the club confirming he will have to undergo surgery. The game was halted shortly before the hour when Elliott, who has become a member of Liverpool&apos;s first-team this season, was hurt in a challenge by Leeds player Pascal Struijk. Jurgen Klopp said after the game that he had been told Elliott&apos;s ankle had been dislocated.Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard:  Ricardo Pepi is on Serie A clubs&apos; radar? We go over USMNT&apos;s recent run of form in qualifiers. What do we need to improve? Plus, all that drama surrounding Mckennie...Female Intended Play:  NWSL declared Sunday&apos;s match between the Washington Spirit and the OL Reign a forfeit "due to breaches of the league&apos;s medical protocols by the Spirit."; Players have criticised the decision to hold their Championship match on an artificial turf pitch at 9am. NWSL announced Providence Park in Portland would host the fixture on November 20th, with a kick-off time of 9am. The news sparked anger among NWSL players and beyond; UEFA Women&apos;s Champions League group stage draw made.Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you&apos;ve got subs if you need &apos;em! ⚽️? Join our Fantasy Premier League! You still have time! League Code: 6jv58r

9/14/21 - "International break is over! We're back with our regularly scheduled program."

WE&apos;RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wasp with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: Ronaldo back to Man U. Wow, I didn&apos;t see that one coming. Can  deadline day  top that?! Doesn&apos;t look like like. Some big links finally confirmed nonetheless. Not Cool Moment of the Week:  Manchester City defender Benjamin Mendy has been remanded in custody after appearing in court on Friday, charged with four counts of rape and one count of sexual assault. Mendy will remain in custody until the next trial date on September 10. Manchester City said the club had suspended the player pending an investigation.Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard:  Christian Pulisic cleared coronavirus protocol and participated in national team workouts Monday, three days before the Americans’ World Cup qualifying opener in El Salvador. Forward Tim Weah is hurt and will miss the United States’ opening three World Cup qualifiers.Female Intended Play:  OL Reign set new NWSL attendance record. Co-owners of NWSL’s Spirit fight for control after abuse allegations against coach. Fans are protesting current Washington Spirit co-owner Steve Baldwin, who hired former head coach Richie BurkeRemember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you&apos;ve got subs if you need &apos;em! ⚽️? Join our Fantasy Premier League! You still have time! League Code: 6jv58r

8/31/21 - "HAPPY TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY! Can it get any crazier? Probs not.."

WE&apos;RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wasp with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: Lionel Messi is barely in the door at Paris-Saint Germain but he has already held talks with Inter Miami; Harry Kane back on Spurs team sheet. We&apos;re over this tbh; Mikel Arteta has 5 games to get it together or else lol.Former President of the El Salvadorean Soccer Federation admits that he agreed to receive Over $350,000 in bribes.Not Cool Moment of the Week: Nice, Marseille Game Abandoned After Bottles Thrown And "Players Attacked"Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: MLS All-Star game versus Liga MX All-Stars is this WednesdayFemale Intended Play: USWNT star Christen Press, coach Freya Coombe join NWSL expansion club Angel City FC; Racing Louisville defeats FC Bayern Munich in The Women&apos;s Cup.Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you&apos;ve got subs if you need &apos;em! ⚽️? Join our Fantasy Premier League! You still have time! League Code: 6jv58r

8/24/21 - "You heard it here first Messi AND Ronaldo will one day play together, and it will be at Inter Miami CF. MLS will bend their own rules backwards to make this happen!"

WE&apos;RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wasp with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: Unless you&apos;ve living off the grid or are Andrea&apos;s dad, Messi made all the headlines with his transfer to PSG. But that&apos;s old news now. We are now learning about Barca&apos;s "worrying" finances. Veteran players of the club are taking pay cuts! UEFA may have a solution in mind to over-inflation: a salary cap with a "luxury tax". A little too late if you ask us.Super League is evidently still a thing for 3 of the 12 founding clubs. Let it go bro. Not Cool Moment of the Week: Footballer accused of sexual assault after stars &apos;invited seven women to stadium orgy&apos;Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: Seattle thrashing Portland in an unforgettable Cascadia derbyFemale Intended Play: Carli Lloyd retiring after decorated soccer careerRemember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you&apos;ve got subs if you need &apos;em! ⚽️? Join our Fantasy Premier League! You still have time! League Code: 6jv58r

8/17/21 - "CLUB FOOTBALL IS BACK -- THE PREM IS BACK! Biggest Takeaway: Fans are back!...no...BUZZ BUZZ MUTHA%#*/ER I'M A BEE NOW!"

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! ? New Schedule Announcement: We&apos;re going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!Hot soccer goss: What the hell is Europa Conference League? Doubts in England Euro squad? Never mind that, what about the Spain squad?! What a tumultuous end to the season it&apos;s been!Not Cool Moment of the Week: The Flamengo Regatta Club brings politics onto the pitch by signing up President Jair Bolsonaro’s darling retail brand as a sponsor.Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: MLS roundup!: Young USMNT CONCACAF Nations League squad; Two MLS Clubs looking to hijack Sergio Aguero from Barça? I know we&apos;re all looking forward to Clint Dempsey being a studio analyst Female Intended Play: NWSL weekly roundup; cute moment of the week from Alex Morgan.Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you&apos;ve got subs if you need &apos;em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine! Let us know if you got J&J, AstraZeneca or some off-brand one. FC Moderna and Pfizer FC want you! ☝️

05/25/21 - "Wait..we didn't qualify for Europa League?!...What the hell is Europa Conference league?!"

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! ? New Schedule Announcement: We&apos;re going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!Hot soccer goss: Ronaldo leaving Juve? Messi to Manchester City?  Kane to literally anywhere but Spur? All this goss got us feeling like Pep after winning a title. ? Not Cool Moment of the Week:Footage of &apos;Disrespectful&apos; Daniel Amartey throwing Chelsea&apos;s Pennant to the floor emergedAcross the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: MLS roundup!; Luiz Suarez to MLS?? ? Female Intended Play: NWSL season is underway and  NJ/NY Gotham FC got their first W! Also some big names return to the leagueRemember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you&apos;ve got subs if you need &apos;em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine! Let us know if you got J&J, AstraZeneca or some off-brand one. FC Moderna and Pfizer FC want you! ☝️

05/18/21 - "Why did you spell Pulišić like that? -- Because that's HOW you spell it! -- Are we in Poland or something?"

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! ? New Schedule Announcement: We&apos;re going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!Andrea AKA "Dre", as she is suddenly know as now around the office, is back with your boi Steve! Thanks to super-sub Niall for stepping in last week.Hot soccer goss: Man U supporters reached their boiling point and held a protest at Old Trafford. A small minority took it a little too far. In the end, the Man U vs. Liverpool game was called off and will be rescheduled. Will this push the Glazers into selling the club?Not Cool Moment of the Week: An officer whose face was slashed during a protest by Manchester United fans suffered life-threatening injuries and is incredibly lucky not to have lost sight, police say. Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: MLS roundup and some highlights of yanks abroadFemale Intended Play: NWSL Final is set between Portland Thorns and NJ/NY Gotham FC.Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you&apos;ve got subs if you need &apos;em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine! Let us know if you got J&J, AstraZeneca or some off-brand one. FC Moderna and Pfizer FC want you! ☝️

05/04/21 - "Someone texted me over the weekend saying, Old Trafford insurrection?!?!"

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! ? New Schedule Announcement: We&apos;re going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!Our sound engineer, Niall "Mighty" Rouse, super-subs in for his beloved Andrea. She is too "busy" to talk shit with Steven this week. But not to worry, the boys bring the laughs in her absence ? Hot soccer goss:  The whole segment is still about the bomb drop of the European Super League.  more and more crumbs this week to feed on.Not cool moment of the week: Wales national football coach Ryan Giggs charged with assault of two women, will not coach team at Euro 2020 finalsAcross the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: Chicharito is on fire! Can he lead LA Galaxy to a title?Female Intended Play: Portland clinch one final spot in NWSL Challenge Cup. Who will get the last spot? Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you&apos;ve got subs if you need &apos;em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine! FC Moderna and Pfizer FC want you! ☝️ 

04//27/21 - MANSPLAINING EDITION, Episode 3: "European Super League talk this week is like microwaving leftover Chinese food."

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! ? New Schedule Announcement: We&apos;re going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!? EMERGENCY POD ?  Fam, the soccer world is up in arms about the newly announced European Super League. People are more pissed about this than VAR, and with good reason. Even as far as to call it the death of football...a moment of silence please..Hot soccer goss:  The whole segment is about the bomb drop of the European Super League. And we trickle down to the thick of it.Not cool moment of the week: European. Super. League.Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: MLS game week one in review.Female Intended Play: NWSL kicks off the Challenge CupRemember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you&apos;ve got subs if you need &apos;em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine! FC Moderna and Pfizer FC want you! ☝️ 

04/20/21 - "EMERGENCY POD: Is soccer (football) dead?!..."

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! ? New Schedule Announcement: We&apos;re going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!Andrea AKA "Dre", as she is suddenly know as now around the office, is back with your boi Steve! Thanks to super-sub Niall for stepping in last week. But man, are she and I really feeling the Monday blues. Is this what 30 is like?Hot soccer goss:  Dre didn&apos;t go very far in the challenge (spoiler ?). The beef between Mourinho and Ole set off. Pin your location if you have something to say about Heung-Ming SonNot cool moment of the week: Colombian football team Águilas Doradas fields only seven players due to Covid outbreakAcross the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: CONCACAF Champions league and that reckless tackle. Also, if you didn&apos;t know, MLS is back this Friday! Season preview here.Female Intended Play: NWSL kicks off the Challenge Cup. And we save the best for last: Sky Blue FC rebrand to NJ/NY Gotham FCRemember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you&apos;ve got subs if you need &apos;em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine! FC Moderna and Pfizer FC want you! ☝️ 

04/13/21 - "CHALLENGE -- Andrea will not say: Tottenham. Hotspurs. Harry. Kane. Jose. Mourinho. Manchester United. Will she pass?!"

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! ? New Schedule Announcement: We&apos;re going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!Our sound engineer, Niall "Mighty" Rouse, super-subs in for his beloved Andrea. She is too "busy" to talk shit with Steven this week. But not to worry, the boys bring the laughs in her absence ? Hot soccer goss:  Erling Haaland is on the shortlist of every major club in Europe. His agent dropped the bundle deal for whoever wants him. Non-negotiable lolNot cool moment of the week: Ugh, racism and abuse over the weekend. Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: US Soccer, MLS and NWSL to test additional substitutes for concussionsFemale Intended Play: Apparently Hope Solo has some beef with Megan Rapinoe??Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you&apos;ve got subs if you need &apos;em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine! FC Moderna and Pfizer FC want you! ☝️ 

04/06/21 - "I guess we should call this episode the "Mansplaining Edition" since I'm super-subbing for Andrea and its just the lads."

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! ? New Schedule Announcement: We&apos;re going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!We&apos;re baaaaack and fully vaccinated baby! We had to take off last week as we were hit hard by that 2nd dose; so sorry not sorry! Hot soccer goss:  Yo, what is up with that new Inter Milan logo? We have thoughts.Not cool moment of the week: The US missed out on the Olympics. Again. For the 3rd straight time. It was International break this past week. Did you watch? Neither did we. But we did catch those little bits of drama on the field and off. Hear us talk shit about it all.In our own Backyard: Reminder, we suck again (again?)  on the men&apos;s side. But major news dropped on the state of the US Open Cup Female Intended Play: NWSL is securing the bag as they more to their growing list of sponsors. Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you&apos;ve got subs if you need &apos;em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine (whilst supplies last) ffs. 

3/30/21 - "Next pickup game we play we are splitting teams based on what vaccine you got. You captain Pfizer, I captain Moderna."

Steven Baquerizo and Andrea Pilar proudly introduce themselves as Full Kit Wankers, recapping last weekend's EPL fixtures, discussing the state of US Soccer, and highlighting some excellent lady play all while dropping some chisme, and hot takes.

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Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast

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