After a short daydream stopped me in my tracks, I had to have a self-discussion about why I’m feeling lonely. And maybe how I always have been. Here’s what came of that.

Funny Girl

Wherein I Open Up My Loneliness

I’m talking about myself with an especially jazzy voice like always. This time it’s about coming out as bisexual, my un-faith-ing journey, and the big ass question mark that my brain is right now.

Wherein I’m a Godless Bisexual Astronaut

I had a bad day. A really bad one. High stress, lots of sweating, hate-scrolling, and crying, wishing for a reprieve. So, I crawled into my closet, got out my podcasting floor pillow, and spoke into my phone again.

Wherein I talk about my anxiety, stress, insecurity, and other hilarious topics!

I was a Christian... not only that, I was a BAPTIST. A Republican!! Oh god. Here’s some stories. Admittedly *not funny* and probably emotional and frustrating. Let’s do this.

Wherein we talk my global travels and troubling memories!

I start from my earliest memories of being obsessed with Santa all the way to my intense Virgo energy about Christmas this year with my little bubble of friends. This... episode is a doozy. Buckle up.

Wherein I tell you MY Christmas stories *there will be crying*

Listen, I know that it’s been a minute, but I have been GROWING AND CHANGING! AF! I’ve got a new found love for my Peloton... I’m that girl now. And I’m a n00b, but ready to talk about my health journey’s starting line.

Wherein I talk about fatness, my Peloton, heavy breathing, crotch pain, and hating frisbee people!

I decided I wanted to talk to you at length about my childhood, but in a way that isn’t linear at all and mostly flows like leaves in the wind!! If you don’t know about leaves and wind, just watch Pocahontas.

Wherein I tell you about my childhood and how I met my FATHER *not Darth Vader*

Listen, ugh, I know I said I would little take a dump on a large I-wanna-say marble seal that exists in the middle of a courtyard at my Alma Mater. And I’m here to tell that I meant it.

Wherein I RANT about GOD SCHOOL and how I am OPRAH *and an update on Hope!*

What a YEAR we’re in!??! Let’s talk about the real stuff!! Also, don’t skip the ad? Maybe? I put it at the end bc I love you, so just let it play, it’s SHORT and makes me MONEY!!!!!

Wherein I bring you up to speed on me, what I’m learning, and how I mark my scent on Hope’s pillow.

Yep. I’m oversharing after an emotional and exhausting week, simply because I can!! I want to to help you get after what you want in life, tackle that dream and make it your beech. And I guess I just wanna talk about the gunk in my brain that has been clogging my pipes so we can Drano that sh*t together. Beware!! This may make you emotional!

Wherein I monologue about getting out of your SLUMP! *yeah I cry in this*

Listen, I’m not here to behavior-shame, but also, yes I am!

Wherein I overshare about my PET PEEVES! *very emotional*

Listen here, bud, I’m not holding back on ANYTHING in this episode. This is ALL the stuff your mom warned you about, and also a few jokes.

Wherein you hear everything on my BUCKET LIST. *I talk about my SEX LIFE* *dramatic*

I am a connoisseur of the American rendition of The Office, and in these trying times, I’m mediating on a few of the lovely, simple things I’ve gleaned from it’s episodes.

Wherein I share 10 things I learned from The Office whilst in quarantine.

Can you handle the heat? What about the cold? Large gusts of wind? How about that humidity, huh?? Anyway, this is a Q&A episode where Jonathan (@jo0o0nathan) my best friend of NINE YEARS HOLY SHARTS writes questions so he can learn new things about me, and get to the BOTTOM of it all.

Wherein my gay bff interviews me in the closet! *intense*

The long awaited Q&A episode! You asked, I answered—- well, I *asked* you to ask, so let’s be real about who is the narcissist here, Cheryl. It’s me.

Wherein I answer your questions with utter class and aplomb!

Brooklyn tells it like it is, even if she knows nothing about it! She’ll make you laugh, break your heart, and weird you out when she talks in the third person like this.

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