Anteaters: I don’t like the look of them! Giant anteaters, silky anteaters, what the Wall Street Journal thinks of us, why Salvador Dali had an anteater, how they make more anteaters, and all about their insanely weird tongue.Subscribe now to help us keep making more Garbage Brain University!• natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

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GBU 254: Anteaters Don't Have Star Power

What is Reality Television? We take a look at the metaphysics of reality television, the Great Reality TV Con, linguistic shifts in confined populations, cops, and give you the details of our brand-new reality TV show.Subscribe to hear more episodes & join our community:• natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

GBU 252: Nobody Was In Love With Flavor Flav

Get in touch with dirt! Natalie & Drew talk about gardening, plastic animals, rosemary, the heaven of a huge dirt pile, and what happens when you buy a raw whole chicken from Amazon.You’re still listening to us talk and it’s been 250 episodes, so you clearly love it, and we dearly need your support, and you’ll get twice as many episodes, so please subscribe now. Hit this brown button:• natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

GBU 250: Tricking Animals With Plastic Animals

Having a great time with lizards! (Just kidding, lizards aren’t any fun.) Why Natalie doesn’t want to touch them, what Drew’s lizard was like, a lizard quiz, and the answers to all the lizard questions you’ve ever had.Subscribe and you’ll keep us making more (and hear the 124 episodes that you have to pay to hear.)• natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

GBU 248: What's The Biggest Animal You'd Throw In The Garbage?

What do beavers smell like? Who is more pious, Drew or Natalie? And how do you hold a beaver? Also: high risk texting, beaver dams, human nature, Jeff Bezos’s space lie, Keyboard Cat, zoomer pants, and thousands of other facts and ideas.Subscribe for more.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

GBU 246: Have You Ever Kissed A Beaver?

Welcome to 2022! We talk septic tanks, garbage disposals, not pooping on trips, boycotts, pony kegs, and why we’re not any smarter than ancient people. Also: the first quiz of the year!Subscribe for more episodes (there are over 120 you haven’t heard.)• natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

GBU 244: Plumbing

Time loss! Time dilation! And actual time travel. We talk about these as well as aliens’ ability to time travel, the Vatican’s chronovisor, John Titor, magick as relating to the wave function, gravitational waves, time as a single point, and the rat experiment that may have proved global consciousness is possible.Not a subscriber? You’re missing the deepest and best episodes we have (over 120 now!) which are only available to subscribers. Consider helping us continue to write and record GBU with a subscription!• natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

GBU 242: We're Never Going To Time Travel

Natalie & Drew go inside the secret world of magicians to find out: Why are they so corny? Why do they want to impress people so much? What secret club did Drew try to join fruitlessly for years? Also: Clothesless yoga, cat circuses, Tom Of Finland, steampunks, and the worst kind of monologue you have to hear constantly.Subscribe if you haven’t already! You’ll get access to our secret social-media hideout as well as 120 episodes which are only available to subscribers.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

GBU 240: Magicians

Fairies: the little guys who are sneaky beepers. What are they? What do they look like? And what do they do all day? We answer these plus over 18,000 other questions you didn’t ask in today’s episode.Please consider subscribing to help us continue making GBU, if you haven’t already:natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

GBU 238: If Nothing Is Real, Everything Is Real

Modern sloths, ancient sloths, sloth metabolism, sloths in the water, sloths eating, sloth facts, all amazingly fast and capable compared to nature’s slowest boy, the Sloth.If you haven’t already, please become a patron/subscriber today so that we can keep making GBU. You’ll get a ton of episodes you haven’t heard, plus our eternal goodwill, which is available nowhere else for this low price.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

GBU 236: What Do Sloths Smell Like?

Today’s special GBU episode is about turds: how they’re used, why they look the way they do, paying for poop, getting paid to poop, shitting on the moon, and hundreds more facts.Missed episode 233, 231, 229, and all the other odd-numbered eps? That’s because you don’t subscribe. Do that now & you’ll also keep us making GBU!• natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

GBU 234: Turds: The Junk Of The Butt

All about shrimp: what they do, why their tails are like that, and why people eat them so much. Plus: being old! Being reborn! Shrimp Lips! Shrimp holidays! Eating bugs! And a harrowing tale at the very end of the episode you can’t miss (so don’t close it as soon as we say Harlem Township.)Subscribing gets you all the benefits we’ve promised for years, plus a community of fellow listeners and the knowledge that by giving us five bucks we will never make NFTs or something else equally foolish. So please do that.Bye,• natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

GBU 232: There's Always Poop To Eat

Think about it.Also: why aliens want human bones, investigating haunted houses, using poppers, measuring ghosts, and why the earth is full of skeletons.Our latest in the spooky Halloween episodes (have you noticed the trend?)Subscribe if you missed the odd-numbered episodes, of which there are 115 at this point, including many spooky Halloween topics.•  natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

GBU 230: Maybe You’re A Ghost In Your House And You’re Haunting The Alive People Who Live There Now

HALLOWEEN SEASON IS HERE! Today we’re talking werewolves, but also: how to become a werewolf, why a werewolf might have depression, putting on the wolf belt, werewolves on trial, and L. Ron Hubbard.Not subscribed? Please do that• natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

GBU 228: Is A Werewolf A Furry?

Natalie & Drew unearth ancient Danzig lore, and explain how owls fly. Also: What are owls? Who is Danzig? Why does he hate wigs? What happens when you show your boobs on a podcast? And why does THIS guy have a raven as a pet?Also owl facts.Subscribing helps us keep making GBU and gives you access to the 113 episodes you’ve never heard as well as our Discord chat room. Join us!• natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

GBU 226: Owls And Danzig

Drew & Natalie Dee uncover bizarre facts about life on earth and share them with you, one subject at a time. www.garbagebrainuniversity.com

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