It's been a long road, but the journey has come to an end. After a year and a half of reviewing dog films, the boys have moved to greener pastures. Or a nice farm upstate, if you want to put a classic dog death spin on it. With a new project named The Even Worse Idea Of All Time sweeping the boys off their feet, it's time to put the Dogcast to bed with a nice reflection. Thanks to anyone who has supported us over the last 18 months, and for one last time, Get Your Hands Off My Dogcast!

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Episode 35: The Finale

When Alisdair announced that the next episode would involve a venture onto the dark web to locate a film that has long been the subject of sinister rumour and speculation, we were worried. Imagine our surprise when it actually turned out to be the best thing we've ever watched. It's so good we've written an acrostic poem: Hilarious Energetic Loving Passionate 

Episode 34: The Dog Who Sold The World

 Hey Havana, ooh na-na (ay)Half of my heart is in Havana, ooh-na-na (ay, ay)He took me back to East Atlanta, na-na-naAll of my heart is in Havana (ay)There's somethin' 'bout his manners (uh huh)Havana, ooh na-na (uh) He didn't walk up with that "how you doin'?" (uh)(When he came in the room)He said there's a lot of girls I can do with (uh)(But I can't without you)I'm doin' forever in a minute (hey)(That summer night in June)And papa says he got malo in him (uh)He got me feelin' like Ooh-ooh-ooh, I knew it when I met himI loved him when I left himGot me feelin' likeOoh-ooh-ooh, and then I had to tell himI had to go, oh na-na-na-na-na Havana, ooh na-na (ay, ay)Half of my heart is in Havana, ooh-na-na (ay, ay)He took me back to East Atlanta, na-na-na (uh huh)All of my heart is in Havana (ay)My heart is in Havana (ay)Havana, ooh na-na JefferyJust graduated, fresh on campus, mmFresh out East Atlanta with no manners, damnFresh out East AtlantaBump on her bumper like a traffic jamHey, I was quick to pay that girl like Uncle Sam (here you go, ay)Back it on me, shawty cravin' on meGet to diggin' on me (on me)She waited on me (then what?)Shawty cakin' on me, got the bacon on me (wait up)This is history in the makin' on me (on me)Point blank, close range, that BIf it cost a million, that's me (that's me)I was gettin' mula, man they feel me Havana, ooh na-na (ay, ay)Half of my heart is in Havana, ooh-na-na (oh, ay, ay)He took me back to East Atlanta, na-na-na (oh no)All of my heart is in Havana (ay)My heart is in Havana (ay)Havana, ooh na-na Ooh na-na, oh na-na-na (oo-ooh)Take me back, back, back likeOoh na-na, oh na-na-na (yeah, babe)Take me back, back, back likeOoh na-na, oh na-na-na (yea, yeah)Take me back, back, back likeOoh na-na, oh na-na-na (yea, babe)Take me back, back, back(Hey, hey)Ooh-ooh-oohOoh-ooh-oohTake me back to my Havana Havana, ooh na-naHalf of my heart is in Havana, ooh-na-na (oh, yeah)He took me back to East Atlanta, na-na-na (ay, ay)All of my heart is in HavanaMy heart is in Havana (ay)Havana, ooh na-na Uh huhOh na-na-na (oh na, yeah)Oh na-na-naOh na-na-naNo, no, no, take me backOh na-na-naHavana, ooh na-na 

Episode 33

This week to spice up our dull existences we decided to record the podcast in chunks upon every hour. Listen in amazement as we stand around talking in various loud places. 

Episode 32: K-9 (Roving Location Special)

We've injected a solid hit of cinematic mediocrity right into our veins and we're addled and confused.  Christ.  You may hear brief flashes of passion when we're not talking about the movie, but it's hard graft. Buy Dua Lipa's New Rules on iTunes today, and every following day.

Episode 31: Oh! Heavenly Dog

Well, we've been going strong since the year of our lord 1987, but one thing is for sure. We're all going to die. That includes you, reader of this perfunctory written content. We love ya but you'll be bloody food for the maggots.  Also we discussed a film with Billy Connolly playing a dog. He's probably on the verge of death too. He's certainly in a lot of trouble.  Cook the man some fucking eggs. Love from your beautiful hosts, kia kaha. 

Episode 30: Paws (30th Anniversary Bonanza Jubilee)

The boys return to the Air Bud franchise, and 2 of 3 audience members had a great time. 

Episode 29: Air Bud: World Pup

Episode 28: Mamma Mia! (Not A Dog Movie)

The boys turn to the 2012 flick Vampire Dog this week in an attempt to rekindle the passion. It didn't work. Dire straights here. Turn back.

Episode 27: Vampire Dog

The boys have reunited after nearly a month apart to watch the 1955 film Lady and the Tramp. While the film didn't engage them, listen as they take a deep dive into the current music charts and other baseless, inane chat. It's a bit of a mess of an episode to be frank, but it's important that you, the listener, are here with us through the good and the bad. Suck it up, you chumps.

Episode 26: Lady And The Tramp

While a party occurs around us, the Dogcast boys have barricaded ourselves in a small room to educate all of you lovely listeners about the second excellent dog movie in a row! Perhaps Stockholm syndrome has finally taken hold, and all movies from this point will appear to be towering classics. Or maybe we just got lucky? Make up your own mind as we analyse Eight Below, joined in the studio by renowned human Kevin Spacey for the discussion of conspiracy theories, terrifying leopard seal excellence, and Paul Walker's untimely demise.

Episode 25: Eight Below (ft. Kevin Spacey)

We've finally managed to catch a dog movie upon its release, and it's fair to say our icy hearts have been well and truly warmed by the reincarnation-based smash hit A Dog's Purpose. If you're on the fence about watching it, get out and see it immediately. You can listen to the podcast later, we'll always be around, but the wholesome bundle of joy that is this film won't be screened perpetually. Be here now.

Episode 24: A Dog's Purpose

Probably the most major division of opinion this week (possibly due to alcohol), as we examine the oldest film we've ever looked at, Is it a charming, immersive depiction of family life during the Great Depression, or the most tedious nonsense ever committed to film?  Make up your own bloody mind, we're not here to give you all the answers. This podcast is brought to you by the smash hit student newspaper Salient.  Have fun, but be safe. 

Episode 23: Where The Red Fern Grows

Just stop your cryingIt's a sign of the timesWelcome to the final showHope you're wearing your best clothesYou can't bribe the door on your way to the skyYou look pretty good down hereBut you ain't really goodWe never learn, we've been here beforeWhy are we always stuck and running fromThe bullets, the bullets?We never learn, we've been here beforeWhy are we always stuck and running fromThe bullets, the bullets?Just stop your cryingIt's a sign of the timesWe gotta get away from hereWe gotta get away from hereJust stop your cryingIt'll be alrightThey told me that the end is nearWe gotta get away from hereJust stop your cryingHave the time of your lifeBreaking through the atmosphereAnd things are pretty good from hereRemember, everything will be alrightWe can meet again somewhereSomewhere far away from hereWe never learn, we've been here beforeWhy are we always stuck and running fromThe bullets, the bullets?We never learn, we've been here beforeWhy are we always stuck and running fromThe bullets, the bullets?Just stop your cryingIt's a sign of the timesWe gotta get away from hereWe gotta get away from hereStop your cryingBaby, it'll be alrightThey told me that the end is nearWe gotta get away from hereWe never learn, we've been here beforeWhy are we always stuck and running fromThe bullets, the bullets?We never learn, we've been here beforeWhy are we always stuck and running fromThe bullets, the bullets?We don't talk enoughWe should open upBefore it's all too muchWill we ever learn?We've been here beforeIt's just what we knowStop your crying, babyIt's a sign of the timesWe gotta get awayWe got to get awayWe got to get awayWe got to get awayWe got to get awayWe got to—we got to—awayWe got to—we got to—awayWe got to—we got to—away

Episode 22: Russell Madness

Alisdair is currently in the wilderness doing his best to avoid the clutches of numerous wolves, so the remaining gentlemen have convened in an alternative location to watch smash hit Firehouse Dog, with the aid of virtual reality sharks. 

Episode 21: Firehouse Dog

The world of film is abundant with Dog-centric features. From Air Bud to Karate Dog, Cop Dog to Firehouse Dog; it's a treasure trove of family fun and mediocrity just waiting to be explored. Listen in amazement as three foolish men dedicate hours of their lives to the discussion of real cinema. Dog cinema.

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