It seems like everything is pretty much the same as it was a year ago so our intrepid trio invade Sporcle for some quizzes. Can they name every FA Cup starting line-up from the last 25 years? How about every home defeat Alex Ferguson suffered as United boss? And why do they keep guessing John Lukic?

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Is It... John Lukic?

With Dean out spying on other podcasts this week, Eion and Bob discuss the weekend's news. Why does Alfie Mawson have a sore knee? Why is Andy Carroll linked with Spurs? Who the f**k is Martin from Wakefield? All that and a fun Sporcle quiz about Juventus...

BOUMSONG! BOUMSONG!

Join Ed Noelmonds (Eion) as GSITM and the P45 bring you Brexit or No Brexit! Where do your favourite footballing personalities land on Brexit? Is Gary Megson a Remoaner? Does Craig Bellamy think the common fisheries policy is a scam? Does Mike Dean have a clue about this? Find out here...

Brexit or No Brexit

New year, same old P45. The boys are back talking all about the FA Cup and why it's not really the prize everyone makes it out to be as well as... infinite lisps? Eion makes a wrestling comparison, Dean gets excited then sad about the Liverpool game and Bob gets attacked by his cat.

The Intercontinental Title of Football

As the year draws to a close, the boys have decided the best way to reminisce is to rip off a TV show and add in some quizzes. Hear all about a commentary love story, Mark Pougatch, people who make irrelevant arguments and the stupidity of discrimination.

ROOM P45 (2018)

United lost on Sunday and the boys were baffled as to how Mourinho was still in a job. Unfortunately, they recorded about 12 hours before he was sacked... Still, Bob and Dean covered the Sunderland documentary too so there's that...

WHO YOU GONNA GET? OLE IT SEEMS

The boys are back and are bringing you the funniest nonsense they can find this week. Did you know Andy Tate has a new song? Sunderland have their own documentary? Dean is now famous? Join Eion, the newly-famous Dean and [deactivated] for all this and more.

#DeactivateBob

The boys are back and they're really not enthused by the football this week. Eion and Dean get to rag on Man United for a while, Dean says something positive about Everton but there's no cameo from any cats.

The Episode Where Eion Coughs

The guys are back and they've decided to just wing it this week so expect absolute nonsense. Dean talks about Mein Kampf, the boys discuss Crystal Palace teams from the early 2000s and Bob reviews different rom-coms.

Bob's Rom-Com Reviews

The boys are back and they really are not particularly enamoured with the weekend's action. Instead, they talk Peter Gabriel, surgery and Bournemouth. Because Bournemouth are nice.

The Peter Gabriel Appreciation Show

Finally, the gang are all back together for a regular episode! This week they're shellacking Fulham for being awful, attempting to name Celtic and Rangers' UEFA Cup final squads and Bob's got his hands full with everyone's favourite disruptive cat Eric. Also, can you tell when Eion begins to eat a king rib supper?

The Episode Where The Cat Hangs Up

With the international break upon us, the P45 boys bring us the latest news in their own distinct way. With explosions, pizza adverts and kids, this is exactly what you don't want from your news. Hosted by Eion Smith with special reports from Bob Priestley and Dean Mannion. 'Anxiety' by Kai Engel is licensed under CC BY 4.0.

The International Break: Get Rid of Those Explosions

With Dean doing one of those 'cultural excursions', it's Eion and Bob for the show this week. They talk Arsenal being dull now, Eion thinking Fulham are still crap and some other relevant football things. Hey, we're almost on time...

AT THIS POINT, WHO KNOWS WHAT EION WILL TITLE THIS?

The trio are back together with an hour and a quarter of top quality bantastic ladness. On a serious note, Eion takes the SPFL to task, Bob talks about how he rescued a cat and the boys offer advice on staying safe at full back.

WEEEEEEEY LADS LADS LADS

Dean is back from his holiday so the whole gang is bac... SIKE! Eion's went to Birmingham so it's Bob manning the ship with his usual succinctness. The guys talk everything from the lower end of the table with more talk on Burnley, Huddersfield, blazers and horses. Also, get ready for an outro longer than a Saido Berahino goal drought...

'I THINK A HORSE WOULD BE BETTER IN GOAL THAN JONAS LOSSL'

If you've found this podcast you’d better not be looking for something too serious. Or educational. Or analytical. Or even 100% accurate. Home of The P45, which you'll be receiving from Linda in HR if she catches you listening to this podcast at work, is hosted by Eion Smith, with Bob J Priestley and Dean Mannion.

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