Come party like Paris and Lindsay as we take a trip back to J-14’s February 2006 issue with comedian Olivia Stadler! We give the velvet rope treatment to all the celebrity break-ups, our worst make-outs, nightmare hook-ups and bra-bursting embarrassing moments! This Month in Herstory - February 2006Embarrassing Moments - Super-Soaker Boulder-HolderWorst Celeb Splits of All Time - Paris Stilted, Julia Robber, and Wilmer DramaramaQuiz - What’s Your Ideal Date?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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EPISODE 70: J-14 February 2006

We steamed our clams through the middle of a heatwave to give you all the hot goss from Twist May 2004 with guest Josh Lindley from Bartender Atlas and a special surprise guest busts through the door and into your ears. Sweat with us to the oldies that never die-ies like Nipplegate, Justin Timberfake and Brit’s baby daddy… Kerver Ferderrlern. This month in Herstory - May 2005Embarrassing Moments - Zipper soloUnsolved Celebrity Mysteries - Nip-nops, paps pop, Kidz bopQuiz - Are You Ready For Summer Love?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

EPISODE 69: Twist May 2004

We got a super-sized episode after some super-sized cocktails and we're surprised we survived covering May 1995. Bartender Marta Es returns on her way to the East Coast and we deliver the tampon terror, phys-ed physical, Pauly-to-the-wally action that you've come to expect when the Girly Gang gets loose.This Month in Herstory - May 1995Say Anything - Phys-dead, hands redAsk Anything - My boyfriend had sex and all I got was this lousy STIWhy Are Guys So Gross - "He smells", she yells by the Pauly ShoreQuiz - Do You Try 2 Hard 2 B Popular?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

EPISODE 68: YM May 1995

We’re still hungover from our upcoming cocktail-centric episode, so in the meantime, here’s some extra segments from the previous two episodes. Please keep away from the elderly and young children because these segments may present a choking hazard.Traumarauma: Locker room drama and an unlucky bathroom bachelorEpisode 67: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 2002 (Guest Lauren Prussky)Cosmo Confessions - Erotic exclamationsWackiest Jobs in the WorldIs it too sexy if I sexy spoon my sexy sibling?Follow us on Patreon  for more bonus segments, full magazine scans, early episode access, and we might even call you for a quiz!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Patreon Episode 6

EPISODE 67: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 2002It’s getting hot in hurr...cuz we’re back with LADY MAGS. Covering a steamy, sizzling issue of Cosmopolitan June 2002. This episode’s a kitchen sink of embarrassing sexcapades, hidden treasures, clams, MURDER and Girly Mags’ usual dose of weirdness. Oh, and a special someone is back for another wild trip with us through the magazine universe. Hang on to your thongs, people.IN THIS EPISODE:This Month in History - June 2002Cosmo Confessions: Condom ConundrumGrisly Mags Presents: Murder of a Cosmo EditorQuiz: How Wild is Your Imagination?

EPISODE 67: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 2002

Time for some action from the days of tight t-shirts, peasant tops, boot-cut pants and the indie rock renaissance. It’s J-14 August 2004 and Girly Mags is coming at you with some band break-ups, LiLo, and Eminem’s stitches, along with your regular dose of horrifying teen moments and clarifying quizzes. IN THIS EPISODE:MORTIFYING MOMENTS - UNDERWATER BUBBLE TROUBLEBREAKING THE BAND - WHEN BAND MEMBERS CALL IT QUITSSCHOOL SECRETS - BULLY BUSTS EMINEM’S BRAINLINDSAY’S BOY TROUBLE - LOHAN ALWAYS GETS HER MANQUIZ - WHAT’S YOUR CRUSHING STYLE?As always, join our Patreon for extra segments, quizzes for our $5 tier patrons, not to mention magazine archives, merch and more!Please give us a five star rating on iTunes/Spotify/whatever and leave us a review! Every time you leave a review, a maxi pad gets its wings!

Episode 66: J-14 August 2004

The hits keep coming with 2021: 2020 Part Two with more reverb. Covid is still keeping us apart, plus we suffered a very close personal loss in the Girly Mags family (Thank you to everyone in the Girly Mags community who reached out). As a result, we weren’t recording for a while, but we could never stay away for long and a new episode is in the works. In the meantime, we got another Patreon episode for your aural pleasure.Episode 63: YM November 1997Love Crisis - Just say no if you want to.My Friends Lured Me Into a Cult!Episode 64 : Seventeen February 2001Worst Date Disasters!Episode 65: Teen May 1994Some bullshit celeb look critiques.Follow us on Patreon  for more bonus segments, full magazinescans, early episode access, and we might even call you for a quiz!

Patreon Episode 5

Strap on those blades and whiz back to May 1994 with this issue of ‘Teen Magazine. This episode has it all: bikini bullshit, teen dances, mortifying moments, female condoms, nostalgic tunes and, as usual, LAUGHS. Lots of ‘em. IN THIS EPISODETHIS MONTH IN HISTORY: MAY 1994SEX & BODY: THE ♀️ LOVE GLOVEWHY ME? PARTY FOULSTAKING A DUMP ON DIET CULTURE CELEBRITY SHIT TALKERSQUIZ: HAVE YOU MET YOUR MATCH?

Episode 65: 'Teen May 1994

Sorry, we’re late to the party, but we have delivered a massive batch of audio jungle juice! This week we’re all about Seventeen’s February 2001 issue, but also Girly Mags is back with another edition of Grisly Mags, covering the Ashton Kutcher adjacent Hollywood Ripper murders. Trigger warning: if you’re not into true crime, you can skip from about 12:27-46:45 and just get your regular dose of Girly Mags teen traumas and dramas! In This Episode: This Month in History - February 2001 Traumarama Blooper Blow-Out - Valentine’s Day Disasters Hard Questions - Lesbian Love, Shitty Friends Show Me the Meaning - Boy Band Lyrics Decoded Quiz - Can You Shut Up? JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXTRA BREAKDOWN OF THE WORST DATES IMAGINABLE AND THE FIRST OF OUR PATRON QUIZZES, NOT TO MENTION MAGAZINE ARCHIVES, MERCH AND MORE! PLEASE GIVE US A FIVE STAR RATING ON ITUNES/SPOTIFY/WHATEVER AND LEAVE US A REVIEW! EVERY TIME YOU LEAVE A REVIEW, A MAXI PAD GETS ITS WINGS!

Episode 64: Seventeen February 2001

Sorry, we’re late to the party, but we have delivered a massive batch of audio jungle juice! This week we’re all about Seventeen’s February 2001 issue, but also Girly Mags is back with another edition of Grisly Mags, covering the Ashton Kutcher adjacent Hollywood Ripper murders. Trigger warning: if you’re not into true crime, you can skip from about 12:27-46:45 and just get your regular dose of Girly Mags teen traumas and dramas!In This Episode:This Month in History - February 2001Traumarama Blooper Blow-Out - Valentine’s Day DisastersHard Questions - Lesbian Love, Shitty FriendsShow Me the Meaning - Boy Band Lyrics DecodedQuiz - Can You Shut Up?JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXTRA BREAKDOWN OF THE WORST DATES IMAGINABLE AND THE FIRST OF OUR PATRON QUIZZES, NOT TO MENTION MAGAZINE ARCHIVES, MERCH AND MORE!PLEASE GIVE US A FIVE STAR RATING ON ITUNES/SPOTIFY/WHATEVER AND LEAVE US A REVIEW! EVERY TIME YOU LEAVE A REVIEW, A MAXI PAD GETS ITS WINGS!

COVID knocked us down, but we got up again… barely. It’s a new episode of Girly Mags taking you back to November 1997 with YM, and we got all your classic hits: Sharting, cat piss, zitty make-outs, and some of the biggest jams of the late ‘90s. IN THIS EPISODE: This Month in History - November 1999 Say Anything - SOS at the Vet Love Crisis: Shame Game Music Heads - The Hottest 1997 Jams Quiz - Is He Whipped For You? JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXTRA SAY ANYTHING CONTENT AND THE LOWDOWN ON THE CULT FEVER OF 1997, NOT TO MENTION MAGAZINE ARCHIVES, MERCH AND MORE! PLEASE GIVE US A FIVE STAR RATING ON ITUNES/SPOTIFY/WHATEVER AND LEAVE US A REVIEW! TELL YOUR FRIENDS! TELL YOUR MOM-- OKAY, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN’T TELL YOUR MOM.

Episode 63: YM November 1997

COVID knocked us down, but we got up again… barely. It’s a new episode of Girly Mags taking you back to November 1997 with YM, and we got all your classic hits: Sharting, cat piss, zitty make-outs, and some of the biggest jams of the late ‘90s.IN THIS EPISODE:This Month in History - November 1999Say Anything - SOS at the VetLove Crisis: Shame GameMusic Heads - The Hottest 1997 JamsQuiz - Is He Whipped For You?JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXTRA SAY ANYTHING CONTENT AND THE LOWDOWN ON THE CULT FEVER OF 1997, NOT TO MENTION MAGAZINE ARCHIVES, MERCH AND MORE!PLEASE GIVE US A FIVE STAR RATING ON ITUNES/SPOTIFY/WHATEVER AND LEAVE US A REVIEW! TELL YOUR FRIENDS! TELL YOUR MOM-- OKAY, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN’T TELL YOUR MOM.

Well, the second wave of COVID has been kicking our asses over here and we haven’t been able to get together to record a new episode in a while. So, here’s another episode made up of Patreon segments to bide you over while we get it together to “Hop on a Zoom call” and record a new episode! As always, subscribe to our Patreon for magazine archives, early episode access, and extra segments. Stay alert, stay safe. Episode 60: Cosmopolitan June 1994: History of the Cosmo and Love Addiction (Feat. Marta S) Episode 61: YM January 1996: One Night Stand First-Aid Episode 62: Twist March 1999: Calling Jackie, Would You Rather?, Simple Rules for Dating my Teenage Podcast, Annoying Guys (Feat. Lauren Prussky)

Patreon Episode Four

While we’re on a bit of a new wave COVID break, here’s a mixtape of never-before-heard Patreon segments. Sign up to our Patreon for access to our magazine archives, merch, early episode release, and bonus segments like these where we get extra stupid. Episode 54 - Seventeen July 1995: Creep (Feat. Amanda O’Connell) Episode 55 - Seventeen April 2000: Judgemental Girlfriends Q’n’A (Feat. Lauren Servideo) Episode 56 - YM February 1998: Fresh Prince (William) (Feat. Krystan Saint Cat) Episode 58 - Teen People August 1998: Celebrity Scandals

Patreon Episode Three

YOOOO, GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN? We've got a brand new ep fresh outta the oven and it's got some JUICY tidbits like wet dreams, cybersex nightmares, rump readings and all things 1999! Joining us for this episode is someone you may have missed around the Girly Mags table... so come along for the reunion! IN THIS EPISODE: This Month in History - March 1999 No Way! Totally Embarrassing Moments: Mr Cream Jeans Hooking Up Online: Cybersex in the '90s Friend 2 Friend: AOL IRL Quiz - Which Dawson's Creek Character Are You? JOIN OUR PATREON FOR BONUS PODCAST CONTENT, ARCHIVES, MERCH AND MORE! PLEASE GIVE US A ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ RATING ON iTUNES/APPLE PODCASTS AND LEAVE US A REVIEW IF YOU’VE GOT THE TIME! XOXO!

EPISODE 62: TWIST MARCH 1999

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