Like all of these, I have no idea what this episode is about, just uploading them in sequential order.  My birthday was 4 days ago, I'm old enough to run for president now.  These are wild, historic times.  It's a lot to risk because of COVID but I participated in BLM marches in Hollywood and Pittsburgh, gonna try to avoid people now in case I was exposed.  I doubt anyone who has listened/listens to this podcast would disagree, and it should go without saying but, Black Lives Matter.  If you're still here and listening, thank you, we hope you're doing okay.

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Give Me Bonus #13

No matter what happens, sweet oblivion will alway be there for you.

Give Me Bonus #12 - Rest Easy, Someday It'll All Be Over

What will you tell your grandchildren about this pandemic?  Haha j/k j/k, the world will be no place for grandkids in a few decades' time.

Give Me Bonus #11 - Happy Quarantine

Seriously, if you are listening to/reading this I sincerely hope you're not one of the people that's gobbling up a bunch of things you don't truly need right now.  Just buy one fucking package of toilet paper, none of us actually shit all that much.

Give Me Murder #10 - Don't Hoard

I hope you're all doing okay, here's a little bit of entertainment that hopefully allays a modicum of your cabin fever.

Give Me Bonus #9 - Stay Sane

I feel deep down, in my heart of hearts, that this was a good episode.  But alas, I remember not the contents that lay within.  Slowly we ebb and flow towards the great Ship Weeks in the sky.

Give Me Bonus #8 - Oblivion Looks Good on You

Give Me Bonus - Seventh Edition

I haven't forgotten about you (okay I totally did obviously), I will put 10 more episodes up after this I fucking swear to god (wink, wink [but seriously I will]).  Pardon me daddy's a little drunk (I do sometimes refer to myself as daddy but in a very, very, very saracastic way [I am not your typical self-daddy-caller okay?]).  Hope this episode's okay and everything in your life is going as well as can be hoped for!

Give Me Bonus #6

Give Me Bonus #5

The episode has nothing to do with Kazakhstan, I just looked up what holidays are today and that was at the top!  I do not remember what this episode was about but I hope you enjoy it.  Sorry I've been putting these up inconsistently, I will eventually get them all up though.

Give Me Bonus #4 - Happy Kazakhstan Independence Day

Truly have no idea what this one's about, hope your Thanksgiving is nice.

Give Me Bonus #3

I do not remember at all what this episode was about, I hope its contents are amenable to your proclivities.

Give Me Bonus #2

Hey, fuck it, I'm gonna put all the bonus episodes on the regular feed.  15 more to come!  I'll try to do it about once a week, I may forget but I'll put them all up.  All I ask is that if you can, please give us a buck a month on patreon to keep up with hosting fees.  Also tell anyone you know who listened that there are more episodes they haven't heard!  And please listen to my standup album Dolphins Are Garbage and force every single friend you have to as well!   Above all, please enjoy listening to these previously patreon-only episodes, doesn't matter if you do any of the shit I asked you about above.

Give Me Bonus #1

This is the end guys.  It's been great to be a part of this with all of you, truly, thank you.

Give Me Murder #98 - RIP This Podcast

Give Me Murder #97 - Bigfoot

A true crime comedy podcast with Lena Berry and Alex Stypula. Each week they dive into a horrific crime and try to wring out a bit of humor from some of the darkest aspects of humanity. Sometimes Lena hosts, sometimes Alex does, either way you'll experience a twisted journey through some of the darkest humor this side of Ed Gein's house. Alex and Lena are longtime friends who only recently discovered their shared love of true crime and had to do a podcast about it. We make murder funny.

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