Tiff and Patrick are back with a full episode for the first time since the US went full-on  COVID-19 crazy. We're blocks away but the conversation is just as close as it was before (after figuring out how to record remotely of course). So why not invite us in for a chat and feel like you've got some adults around? 

Glass Houses Podcast

Can You Play April's Fools Jokes During a Pandemic?

Times are getting a little weird...for John Fenner to VOLUNTEER to podcast, shit must really being going down!! Some helpful insights and some hopeful ones as well. Please take a listen, dear neighbors...we know you have nothing better to do!

Minisode : Front Lines John

For some reason, we started talking about psilocybin but we also talk about Mat's funeral, douching cats and whether or not Tiff would make a good cam model (the jury is out). And yet somehow it all blends seamlessly into the pure Glass Houses experience that you've come to love and cherish ... just as we love and cherish you. 

I've Got a Gig for You

We lost a neighbor and a friend in the neighborhood this week. This episode is dedicated to him. Tiff shares memories and we read an essay on grieving. Please donate to VeloSano in Mat's name to support cancer research. 

In Memory of Neighbor Mat Gleeson

Aaaaaand we're back. We talk Valentine's Day, virginity, Keto and discover there might be a new friend in Bainbridge, renting a room on Next Door, who we desperately want to meet. There are pork rinds and little dogs and we're interrupted by children, as per usual. Anyway, enjoy it! 

The Benjamin Button of Virginity

Tiffany's kids messed with the mixer and turned her into a robot. So she sounds weird, but we promise we didn't replace her. It's still Tiff. This week we talk about the SuperBowl halftime show, Cleveland's weather-predicting cat, the lost shirt (again) and politics.  

Meet Tiffany the Robot MILF

This one gets a bit crazy. Are there cracks showing in Patrick and Tiff's relationship!? Why are their kids fighting!? Why did the power go out!? Why does everyone have to use the dang boudoir bathroom!? This one's a slice of reality, people. We have a shirt update. We talk cultural appropriation and for one sweet second, we wish for summer. 

It's a Sh*t Show!

Somebody lost a shirt in Lake Lucerne. Whose shirt is it? We don't know, but it's a goddamn mystery that's basically killing us. Is that why we missed a week? Probably. Yes? Okay, no. But anyway, we're back on the pod and back on the case. Aside from that mysterious shirt, we're talking about Bainbridge sex crimes and missed connections. Those things aren't related. Not really.  

Lost Shirt

New Year! New Season! New Segments! New Glass Houses Theme Song! Rock out with us on this one, folks. It's 2020 and Tiff and Patrick are adding a bit more structure to the pod. Are we still rambling? Obviously. It's just structured rambling. On the first episode of season 2, we wonder if being a Browns fan should qualify for a medical marijuana script. Patrick basically calls "The Shvitz" racist. We thrill to the new Nextdoor theme and then talk about a HUMAN TRAFFICKING ATTEMPT *gasp*. IT's a mess, but a structured mess. Enjoy. Nextdoor trafficking link is here.

Is it Too Soon to Have a New Theme Song?

Tiff and Patrick read and take a deep dive into 'Twas the Night Before Christmas and discover that the Santa we think we know was smaller hairier and much more strange than we realized. Merry Christmas!

Glass Houses Christmas Special Surprise Episode

Holy heck it's the last episode of the year and we're feeling a little Grinchy, but that's okay because Tiffany has managed to solve Patrick's present problem. We also discuss waiting in line and end with all the gratitude in the world. 

Auld Lang Syne Whatever That Means

Guest Ty Stimpert visits from the West Side and becomes our new best friend as we launch into a year wrap-up. We discuss our favorite podcasts of 2019, talk Time's people of the year and stray into topics like perineum sunning and snowman sex. That makes sense considering the back half of the podcast is PornHubs year in review. We learn so much about each other in this one, folks. 

2019 in Review with a New Friend and Snowman Sex

Patrick didn' mean to confess his teenage relationship with a pregnant girl, but whatever. Tiff has some strong words for Justin Timberlake who is a secret-keeping dog. Also, a plan is concocted to start the Lake Lucerne Dude for Dams Calendar. So look forward to that. 

Pregnancy Fetishes and Justin Timberlake

We stay on topic for most of this one: We talk Thanksgiving traditions, meet Mia the puppy (which is arguably more important) and play a very strange Would You Rather involving gravy and Hitler. 

Meeting Mia and Black Friday Scams

If you want to know how snapping turtles were introduced to the lake, Patrick has the tale. Tiffany talks about critters and the specific pains of school meetings and there is some discussion about mind reading. There's also a pretty long rant about the education system, but what else would you come to expect.  

How Snapping Turtles Came to Lake Lucerne

Glass Houses Podcast is comprised of two well read and outspoken neighbors who enjoy bantering about anything and everything in their bid to avoid being swallowed by the masses.

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