Jeff and Shirley get mixed up in the devil's game known as foosball. Annie gets caught up in lying to Abed. For once, Britta and Pierce are barely in this one... what are they up to? And more importantly, who cares? We're talking about picking different names and unrated versions of this podcast, coming soon to a podcatcher near you. Ben encounters SYSTEM ERROR 0x0000F0F0127. Mike stars in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.

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Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism

Dean Pelton sets out to make a new commercial for Greendale. Abed sets out to make a documentary about Dean Pelton setting out to make a new commercial for Greendale. Everybody loses. their. minds. Meanwhile we go down the area code rabbit hole, talk about some unbelievable moments, and really trim down the list of acceptable guests for this podcast. Ben wants the sex question. Mike misses the forest for the trees.

Documentary Filmmaking: Redux

Annie is moving! (#anniesmove) Everybody gets into various adventures while helping her move, with the exception of Jeff who gets into various adventures with Craigular Joe Craig a the mall, and it's definitely not blackmail. We all get beautifully serenaded to a classic song about eyes becoming large. Meanwhile we're trying to set world records, but not really that hard. We're also getting pedantic about being pedantic. We, too, sing Kiss From a Rose. Ben returns home. Mike disperses homeowner advice.

Studies in Modern Movement

Pierce is finally okay with gay people due to a 7% increase in sales of Hawthorne Wipes, but his dad shows up to run the festivities. Troy is courted by the Air Conditioning Repair School. Britta excuses some racism, but not animal cruelty. Jeff has father issues, as always. Meanwhile we're talking about high school crushes, the terror of conversing with them, the StumbleUpon button, and a whole lot more. Ben clicks the StumbleUpon button. Mike directs that cream into his mouth. Please consider donating to one of the following charities to address current global events: Haiti earthquake relief through Hope for Haiti: https://hopeforhaiti.com/ Help for Afghan women through Women for Women International: https://www.womenforwomen.org/where-we-work/afghanistan Help for Afghan women through Women for Afghan Women: https://womenforafghanwomen.org/

Advanced Gay

It's the spookiest time of the year! August! But in Community it is October and time for Halloween. Britta throws a pre-party under false pretenses. Everybody tells scary stories. Warren Piece is invoked. Meanwhile we're talking about fighting games and a dollar store CD. Ben becomes a marriage officiant. Mike gets replaced by a famous mouse.

Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps

Here it is, legendary Community episode "Remedial Chaos Theory." We're talking about seven different timelines and it is a lot to take in. What free will do we have? What chaos plays into our lives? What is the Darkest Timeline? Find out all this and more. Meanwhile, we mostly talk about how great pie is and I refuse to apologize for this. Pie is great. Ben sells out for not soggy or tepid french fries. Mike creates 27 different timelines.

Remedial Chaos Theory

An interloper is afoot! And it's Todd, literally the worst human scum to ever scummily walk across the earth with his scumminess. No offense, of course. But he does come with a turtle. The group has to figure out how to deal with this 8th wheel to get their Biology homework done. While this is going on we follow the journey of Ben Chang: Detective. He has some hunches and those hunches are like a hungry man at a hot dog festival: eyebrow raising. Meanwhile, we talk about some of our favorite jingles and our favorite detectives. Ben gets eaten by mushrooms. Mike goes home with a mannequin leg.

Competitive Ecology

Annie gets jealous over other Annie and how she is smart and cool and good and into model UN. Britta gets upset over not being enough of a rebel activist. Chang has a power trip. Meanwhile we talk about our legacy and what we want named after us and whether or not Professor Cligoris would be fun to play D&D with. Ben writes a heist movie. Mike studies up on model UN history.

Geography of Global Conflict

We're back! In podcasting form! Webster's dictionary defines podcast as... this. The gang signs up for a Biology class, but trouble arises when Jeff gets kicked out. Abed panics after Cougartown gets moved to mid-season. Annie sticks up for herself. Monkey gas gets released. Meanwhile, we attempt to remember how to do this. Ben multiclasses in Baby Name Wizard. Mike eats the bean.

Biology 101

We wrap up season 2 by answering a few questions from fans! Ben does a Breaking Bad pastiche. Mike does it better than Scrubs did.

Season 2 Wrap

It's the second part to the second paintball match in the second season of Community. The stakes are high as the school lays in ruins and City College's evil plans come to fruition. Also, everything is Star Wars now. Kinda. Buckle up for more paintball fun. As for us, we're talking about the various animals that have bitten us (thanks POD DECKS). We've been failed yet again. Ben is a total dweeb. Mike is watching the last five minutes of a movie on TNT before wrestling comes on.

For a Few Paintballs More

It's Paintball Assassin all over again but this time with a distinctly western feel. What else can I say? It's classic Community episode, I don't need to explain it. Meanwhile, we are... surprisingly on track for most of this one. But we do invent a new spinoff show about Young Pierce Hawthorne, talk about Arrested Development and The Matrix, and have a good time. Ben puts on his 3D glasses. Mike gets an acting job.

A Fistful of Paintballs

Instead of an Anthropology final, the gang gets the biggest test of humanity of all; delivering Shirley's baby. Chang thinks it is his. Meanwhile there is a race kerfuffle and an illicit deal for handshakes. Meanwhile we talk about... licking batteries and sexual harassment music. I don't know what else to tell you about that. You'll just have to listen. Ben gets some job training. Mike recasts Spider-Man in the future.

Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts

The gang remembers a whole lot of good times and bad times and worst times and terrible times and fights and fights about fights and fights about fights about fights. We finally find out what happened to Annie's pen and that Jeff and Britta have been having secret sex. Meanwhile we find cursed images from Scooby-Doo and talk about our nicknames. Ben watches Superbowl 48. Mike copies things Ben hates verbatim.

Paradigms of Human Memory

Pierce gets engaged! And it's only mostly a sham! Troy and Britta take an acting class together but the acting class is more of a class on yelling about pain. Abed takes a class on who the boss is in "Who's the Boss?" Meanwhile we are talking about Inside Out Boy and getting that sweet vaccine (those two things are not related). We ask about what a line is and wait in line for video games. We also finally land the TRIPLE PUN. You gotta listen to this one. Ben joins the mile high club on a technicality. Mike invents a new game.

Competitive Wine Tasting

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