Aggie and Bryan review the HungryRoot delivery service and GP responds to the scathing Business Insider profile — plus lube pods, rock chick routines, fall recipes, Kegel panties, Porsche sponsored astrology, biological aging tests, Malibu trails, saffron shakes and more!

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Gadget Girls

Goop releases the trailer for their dirty Netflix show and Gwyneth launches pills to make you horny — plus fall archetypes, October beauty obsessions, Housewife crime, carrot soup, aloe vera and more!

F*ck With F*nugreek

We discuss the Business Insider Goop exposé, Dr. G*nter's call to the Daily Mail, the Goop Cruise lineup, buying spices, post-pregnancy bodies, family baths, Supergoop (no relation), Infrared blankets, terrible instagram stories, sad seed bread and more!

Exec Exodus

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself  Aggie and Bryan dive into a disease so crazy and controversial that even goop won't touch it with a ten foot pole. Is the epidemic of Morgellons a symptom of an uncaring, incurious medical establishment or a collective internet engineered psychosis? We watched the documentary Skin Deep: The Battle Over Morgellons, now streaming on Amazon Prime.

The Morgellons Pod (TEASER)

Goop debuts a new hair serum, Gwyneth appears in North Carolina, Goop Kitchen launches its fall menu — plus weeknight pantry meals, In Goop Health's Porsche sponsorship, Linda Evangelista's CoolSculpt nightmare, bread makers, tinned fish and more!

It‘s Miso Salmon Season!

Gwyneth and Brad's Montecito "eco-mansion" is nearing completion, Elise is back with a new pod, Gerda does double duty — plus energy recipes, American Horror Story, back pain, raw spinach, foam rollers, medical grade bath salts and more!

Losing The Thread

Gwyneth shows off her pups, the NYC Goop Lab reopens, passive aggressive sympathy gifts, child friendly vacations to Balmoral, chickpea-tempeh pizza, flared jeans, new candles, shiny hair and more!

Gaucho Faltrow

We talk GP fashion flashbacks, sad snacks, "ethical" Capitalism, sleep wars, Tik Tok discharge, a microbiome superpowder review, TJ Maxx, veg sandos and more! FYI the audio is funky today. Sorry, we tried to smooth it out as best as possible. Namaste.

The Dream of the 90s

Bryan reviews Goop's Metabolism Boosting Superpowder, Aggie prepares for wine country, Gwyneth's childhood home goes on the market, plus homemade ice cream, travel essentials, digestive enzymes, air pollution and more!

We All Scream

A guide to ripe fruit, supplement propaganda, a book on gaslighting and misogyny, blood sugar tips, vulva mirrors, cheap cruises, LoRo's lockdown Down Under and more!

Look, Touch, Smell

Bryan and Aggie return from their glamorous summer vacations and are shocked at how much the world has changed. We discuss Metabolism Super Powders, Goop White Claw, a summer sale come and gone, Goop Kitchen dressings and sauces, Gwyneth the Brontë superfan, 7-Keto DHEA and more!

Out of Office

Due to our jetsetting lifestyles we were unable to record a new episode this week. Here's an unlocked episode from our Patreon where Aggie and Bryan review GP's ghost kitchen restaurant concept in Santa Monica. We'll be back with brand new episodes next week! To unlock all our bonus eps, subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/goopyourself

Goop Kitchen UNLOCKED

GP renovation sagas, Aggie's 5 day (and counting) juice cleanse, Bryan's new stonk tip, DEET-free bug spray, grilling sauces, Pelvic Organ Prolapse, $300 Victorian parasols and more!

We Need To Talk About Kevin

A couple's guide to vibrators, a cook's guide to hiking, summer scents, Gwyneth interviews Venus, Seamus's return, Omega 3s and more!

A Deep Thrumming, Radiating Sensation

Gwyneth holes up in Montecito as her SF store closes, Aggie raises the barre, next steps in Bryan's cholesterol battle - plus beach cooler packing tips, an alt-chip guide, the slow death of "eating clean," Emsculpt Neo zaps away the fat and more!

Lost in the Alt-Chips Aisle

Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt love and hate Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle brand Goop.

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