It's an end-of-an-era ep! Mat and Tim begin by eulogizing the Apostrophe Protection Society, and consider the grim ramifications of its death (3:25). Then they tear through three more chapters of "Girl, Wash Your Face" (21:10). The episode concludes with an exclusive sneak peak at the new hit podcast MIND, BODY, & SWOLE by Matt Schimke and Luke Charley (44:00)! It's time to make some gains!BOOK CLUBBERS: In preparation for next week's episode, please read chapters 13, 14, 15, and 16 of "Girl, Wash Your Face" by Rachel Hollis.

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27. The Fall of the Apostrophe Protection Society

Dim the lights – here comes the steamiest ep yet! After profusely apologizing to their loyal-yet-disappointed listeners (1:15), Mat and Tim dive headfirst into THE SEX CHAPTER of "Girl, Wash Your Face" (12:00). Finally, the two buds mark four years of podcasting by paying homage to their first ever episode. (36:45) Now this is an awesome opportunity!BOOK CLUB BUDS: Please read chapters 10, 11, and 12 of "Girl, Wash Your Face" by Rachel Hollis in preparation for the next episode.

26. Bad At S**

Two weeks ago, the Wikimedia Commons Art Museum was robbed. The two men responsible have been on the run ever since. Now, one of the suspects has agreed to talk.

25. The Tell-All

All units, be on the lookout for this fugitive ep! After an art heist gone wrong, Mat and Tim are on the run, so they have some advice to share on how to avoid the cops (4:30). Then they seize the moment to discuss anti-Irish sentiment that persists even in 2019 (23:15), before diving into chapter 4 through 6 of "Girl, Wash Your Face" (39:10)! Perception is reality, baby!BOOK CLUB BUDS: We invite you to read chapters 7, 8, and 9 in preparation for next week's episode.Today's sponsor: GrooveShark

24. Hibernophobia

The Season Three premiere! Alleluia, amen! Your hosts discuss the grammar feud between Gronk and John Legend (5:15), then have a rousing discussion about copy editing (13:35). Afterward they tackle the longevity of Harambe memes (27:10) and Barb from Stranger Things (38:00).

11. Gronk vs. Legend

Season four has begun! Yahoo! Mat and Tim first give the longest introduction you could possibly imagine, then hop right into the big grammar news of the day, including: Ivanka Trump's podcast (17:30) and common grammatical mistakes made by millennials (33:00). Join us!

12. Millennial Mistakes

Can Mat and Tim follow up an incredible season premiere with an even better ep? You'd better believe it! The buddies discuss semicolons (05:20) and the moral decline of Bill Nye the Science Guy (21:50) – then they spend a night at the cinema (39:10)! Featuring a special guest: Tim's mother.

13. The Kenny G Problem

A long-awaited, very special episode – featuring a guest! Seriously? Mat and Tim are joined by acronym specialist and female-led film aficionado Caleb Steele to discuss whether grammar does, in fact, matter (5:10). They move to acronyms (8:30), the insipid creep of consumerism and capitalism (26:00), and female film directors (39:30). This oughta be good.Today's sponsor: Father's Day

14. Acronyms (with Caleb Steele)

In this flirty fun ep, Mat and Tim take their show TO THE SWIMMING POOL. Break out the suntan lotion for this one! Your hosts discuss the etymology of some pool words (12:00), then practice some sick dives (18:30). Later, their friendship is tested... (33:10) How does it end?! Grab your Ray-Bans and find out!Today's sponsor: Ron Jon Surf Shop

15. Fun in the Sun

A stealthy, sneaky ep has crept into your feed! Don't call the cops! Tim and Mat begin by voicing their frustration with – you guessed it – some dumb tweet (03:50). Then they unpack the first three chapters of "Girl, Wash Your Face" (18:45). Finally, they pull off their greatest caper yet: an art museum heist! (40:10). Now THAT'S good audio!Today's sponsor: NFL Free Agency Week

23. The Art Heist

Congratulations – it's a healthy baby ep! After a brief verbal tirade, Mat and Tim offer up some advice for new parents (7:10). Then they explain why "Wizard People, Dear Reader" is the height of human cultural achievement (29:35), before announcing the first-ever Grammar Matters Book Club selection (45:15)!We invite you to come along with us as we read the #1 New York Times Bestseller, "Girl, Wash Your Face" by Rachel Hollis. Next week's discussion will focus on the first three chapters of the book. Enjoy!

22. Two New Dads

Aw shucks, here's a ratio'd ep from Mat and Tim. They blew it! Today they discuss the concept of interpolation in popular music (04:10). Then, with a sigh, they delve into "cancel culture" on Twitter (25:25). Finally, they announce the start of the Grammar Matters Book Club! (42:15)Do you have a book you'd like us to read together, then discuss on the pod? Send your suggestions to us on Twitter at @grammarpod, or by using the hashtag #GrammarMattersBookClub. We'll announce our first book selection next week!Today's sponsor: The exclamation point in P!nk's name

21. Grammar Matters is Cancelled

A decidedly frugal ep from your best buds Mat and Tim! The fellas first hop into their auditory time machine to suss out which songs most perfectly summarize the 1990s (04:30). Then they're joined by special guest Thomas Stromme to talk about wealth, fiduciary responsibility, investments, and all things MONEY (34:25). Our incomes are growing higher and higher!Today's sponsor: U.S. Department of the Interior

20. Planet Money (with Thomas Stromme)

Fasten your seatbelts for this revolutionary ep! Whoa nelly! Mat and Tim make a stunning about-face on whether grammar matters (4:15). Later they dissect this year's Super Bowl advertisements (18:55). Finally, they enlighten the masses on how to build a thriving podcast from the ground up (32:25).

19. Grammar Doesn't Matter

This is the story of a cigarette in a guest bathroom in an apartment building in a small town – and how that cigarette changed everything.Today's sponsor: ZipRecruiter

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