We're back at it again with another with another epic conclusion. Join us as we read the epilogue to the first book in this trilogy (our gaggle of friends drags themselves out of the river and find themselves where?) and enjoy our wild speculations about the plot holes in this story. Have your own speculation? Drop us a comment on social media or Tweet us!   Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, Jared, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of YNGLNK and their song, “Not2Close.” Be sure to check out more of their music at this link!

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The Lupine Chronicles: Book 1 Epilogue and Speculation

Laurel crosses a line by daring to live through a bear attack. At least, that's how Song of the Blackbird sees it. After a tense confrontation, we find out Captain of the Dove actually kind of likes our gaggle of misfits. Join us for this penultimate episode of The Lupine Chronicles, Book One. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, Jared, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of The 12 to 6 Movement and their song, “Just What I Do.” Be sure to check out more of their music at this link!

The Lupine Chronicles: Part 6

Laurel is at it again, being our somewhat dull protagonist whom everyone loves for some reason, but at least she spices it up this time by being attacked by a NAB. Good thing her extremely patient and knowledgeable sister is there to whip out some medical knowledge she must have learned when she was literally months old. Laurel does get licked on the eyes. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, Jared, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Ben Schenberg and his song, “Sun & Moon.” Be sure to check out more of their music at this link!

The Lupine Chronicles: Part 5

Our unlikely band of heroes discover some startling things about their new surroundings (and about themselves in the process). Things get a bit steamy between Laurel and a Stonedip native whilst simultaneously a great sorrow overcomes Melody of the Bluebird--er, at least, it should be a great sorrow. Featuring a brief interlude by Kenny G, all rights reserved. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, Jared, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Mike Shrand and his song, “Love Abides.” Be sure to check out more of his music at this link: https://mikeschrand.bandcamp.com/album/late-bloomer!

The Lupine Chronicles: Part 4

Our heroic trio meets a slew of newcomers, including a real Peeta Mellark/Yankee Doodle type. They meet "The Tribe," who leaves an impression, whether good or bad is yet to be determined.  Content warnings at the bottom of episode description.   Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, Jared, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of The Sun Sawed in 1/2 and their song, “Beaches in Bali.” Be sure to check out more of their music at this link!   CONTENT WARNING: ableist language, sexual references

The Lupine Chronicles: Part 3

**Warning: slightly echo-y audio** Well, the trio is back on their bullsh*t. Laurel miscalculates how long it takes to get places and then, as lookout, sees "a moose or something." It lopes toward them at a rapid velocity. The trio seems unfazed. Content warnings at the bottom of episode description.   Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, Jared, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Chancy and their song, “You Already Know.” Be sure to check out more of their music at this link!   CONTENT WARNING: ableist language

The Lupine Chronicles: Part 2

CONTENT WARNING at bottom of description. Do you sometimes feel like you don't fit in? You're not alone. Join these loners in our newest GOOI story, Laurel, Breeze, and Raven, three wolves kicked out of their own pack for no other reason than they were overpopulated. The troubled young heroes make their way out into Unknown Territory ("Aren't there bears?") and run into some rival pack members along the way. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, Jared, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Los Antúrios and their song, “Menorca.” Be sure to check out more of their music at this link!   CONTENT WARNING: ableist language 

The Lupine Chronicles: Part 1

Grant has a mustache. It's not related to the pure, dark, and/or Charlie Sheen-related poems he reads, but it's somehow just as important. Grant's poems take us on a journey of self reflection (why would we basically go ahead and destroy ourselves?), heartache, and hopeful, theatric metaphors, where we are all the book (or the authors, or the stories). Please, join us in welcoming Grant to Grow Out Of It. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, Jared, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Ebri Knight and their song, “Sàvia i rebel.” Be sure to check out more of their music at this link!

Guest Friend: Grant

Danny and Erica try something new in this episode: 40 full minutes focused strictly on the giant plot hole that is The Dragon Realm.  They knit a sweater with how many lose ends the story has. They attempt to cover all the bases, asking the hard-hitting questions like: Who are The Masters, what is up with Erica's parents, does the school nurse finally get a redemption arc, is the unicorn on acid, and WHO PUT THAT BAG THERE? This is a must-listen if you've followed the story so far. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of BRASS HEARSE and their song, “Raining Days.” Be sure to check out more of their music at this link!

The Dragon Realm: Speculation

Our story comes to a head in this epic finale. Critics are saying, "Grossly on-brand" and "One hoof for each heart." The Murderer discovers some trouble of his own, and Erica and Emily face off against the Actual Villain Of The Story. An old character makes a surprise return. Danny and Erica begin to speculate just how to make sense of this whirlwind action novella. Content warnings at the bottom of episode description.   Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Bullitt and their song, "Love or Die." Be sure to check out more of their music at this link!   CONTENT WARNING: death, corpses

The Dragon Realm: Part 5

Reaper has struck once again, ruining the sound quality of a perfectly good episode. Our apologies for this episode, the sound quality and the content. In these penultimate moments, our heroic duo makes the trek to The Murderer's Dungeon where they meet Tom, the Air-bnb host. This episode sponsored by Worms. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Miguel Gistau and his song, “

The Dragon Realm: Part 4

Do you believe a day's training montage is enough to prepare our young heroine to fight the evil forces at play? Well, you think correctly. Erica prepares herself for battle in a most serious manner, while Swann, a real-life French woman, barges in to announce some important news. After a hard day's work, our young heroine immerses herself in some... PG bath time. Emily and Erica set out (in the most heroic way of travel: foot) to confront the big bad guy. Content warnings at the bottom of episode description.   Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Los Hermanos Cubero and their song, "El Tiempo Pasó." Be sure to check out more of their music at this link!   CONTENT WARNING: corpses

The Dragon Realm: Part 3

In the second episode of The Dragon Realm, Macy pranks the heck out of our mysterious main character, Lilly gets SWOL and the duo fly for the first time, checking out a cave full of yet another mythical creature. A new character is introduced (subtly based off one of the co-hosts), and the main character meets The Masters. (Special guest appearance by the Youths of Menorca!) Content warnings at the bottom of episode description.   Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Senora May and their song, "Naturally." Be sure to check out more of their music at LINK!   CONTENT WARNING: possibility of death by whiplash

The Dragon Realm: Part 2

Yes, another dragon story. In this endearing story written by 10-year-old Erica, the main character (named after the author), discovers and bonds with a fiery young dragon named Lilly. The two spend most of their time getting to know each other in the nurse's office. Let's see where this one goes!  Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Pau Vallvé and his song, "Buguenvíl·lies." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://pauvallve.bandcamp.com/album/la-vida-s-ara!  

The Dragon Realm: Part 1

You absolutely must listen to this guest episode featuring the hip, dark, and brilliant Michelle, who graces Danny and Erica with the award-winning play, "Deliverance," about the Seven Deadly Sins she wrote when she was 14. Many accents are thrown around. Erica salivates a lot. Danny is exceedingly angsty. MANY content warnings at the bottom of episode description.   Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Orgànic and their song, "Natiu, Orgànic." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://organicmenorca.bandcamp.com/album/org-nic-arrelats!   CONTENT WARNINGS: body mutilation, gory descriptions, pregnancy, violence, murder, binding, gorging on blood, abortion, and eternal damnation

Guest Friend: Michelle

Emily and Erica are two best friends making fun of themselves through the old, embarrassing creative writing from their youth. They read, make fun of, and discuss the lessons learned from each piece in hilarious biweekly episodes. Laugh and cry with them every other Sunday!

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