Emily's might have to give up her Haunted Mansion. Sophia's doctors are not communicating well with her. If your mood is almost entirely dependent on the people around you, does that make you an empath? Follow us @guffantibrunettes @therealemilywilson @sophiapercario

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Episode 30: Empaths and Sexuality

Emily is afraid she will never want to socialize again. Sophia has delayed phase sleep disorder. Would you drink your friend's breast milk? Follow us @guffantibrunettes @therealemilywilson @sophiapercario

Episode 29: Breast Milk and Prioritizing

Emily is slowly going deaf. Sophia is taking on major Roman Catholic plans for her future. Geese are super scary but also heartbreakingly stupid.Follow us @guffantibrunettes@therealemilywilson@sophiapercario

Episode 28: Em's Custom Chanukah Candles

Emily tore a muscle in her chest and therefore spent the week thinking she was dying. Sophia explains why she took a break from le podcast. Would you s*ck a Big Fat C*ck for 10k if you weren't allowed to tell your partner? follow us @guffantibrunettes @therealemilywilson @sophiapercario

Episode 27: The Cosmic Joke Called Life

The brunettes are back and LIVE from Quarantayn! Emily tells tales about her quarantine at home thus far. Sophia has a disturbing dream about one of her cats. Suburban mothers are actually offspring of the Devil Himself.Recorded over Instagram Live. Follow @guffantibrunettes to find out when to tune into the next live broadcast@therealemilywilson@sophiapercario

Episode 26: Poopy Blanket in a Southern House

Emily is determined to be a guest on the 3rd Hour of the Today Show, and also detests kids. Chloe has actually already been on the Today Show, and works with kids. Being alone is high key essential to discovering who you are. We cover it all in this one!@guffantibrunettes@therealemilywilson@chloe_troast

Episode 25: Singing Your Feelings with Chloe Troast

Emily divulges about her trip to Paris and London. Stewart details her daily lunch breaks. There's a cooky conductor on the 7 train...@guffantibrunettes@therealemilywilson@stewartandchill

Episode 24: Eucalyptus P*ssy with Stewart Fullerton

Emily talks about her conflicting reputations in high school. Jamie doesn't mind paying for her date, as long as they get her a private jet home. Ryan Beggs (episode 22) sprinkles in some words of wisdom. Poetry is dead! @guffantibrunettes @therealemilywilson @jamie.linn.watson

Episode 23: I Love My Birds! with Jamie Watson

Emily recalls the advantages of being a young [and super hot] female postmate. Ryan doesn't like giving his seat up to elderly people on the subway (okay agist vibes?). Also discussed: are threesomes more of a gay couple thing than a straight couple thing?   @guffantibrunettes @therealemilywilson @ryanmbeggs

Episode 22: Dig Inn & Diarrhea with Ryan Beggs

Emily is joined by the hilarious and endearing Sam Blumenfeld for an episode of vivacious discussion! They hit on how important it is to change after high school, how much of their neuroses they hide from everyone and how there is absolutely no world, like none at all, in which Sam would ever, ever, EVER find Emily attractive! Woohoo!   @guffantibrunettes @therealemilywilson @samblumenfeld15

Episode 21: The C*nt Who Wouldn't Pay with Sam Blumenfeld

Emily is joined by spectacular guest host and good friend Liz Demmon. They discuss how astrology is the new religion, millisecond suicidal thoughts are totes normal and boarding school turns you gay. Enjoy! ***The episode gets cut short toward the end, it may totally f*cking catch you off guard and we are so sorry, but you will most likely survive*** @guffantibrunettes @therealemilywilson @edemmon13

Episode 20: Shoes are Beautiful with Liz Demmon

Emily just found out she's not 16 anymore. Sophia is scared of her own mania. Celine Dion's life is perfect.   @guffantibrunettes @therealemilywilson @sophiapercario

Episode 19: The Dalai Lama's Psychic

Emily debates switching to the rhythm method. Sophia turns 24 and talks about her Big Birthday Blans (plans). Nail salon employees MUST stop being bullies. @guffantibrunettes @therealemilywilson @sophiapercario

Episode 18: Sophia's Birthday

The morning after his banger surprise party, John joins the Brunettes on the blue couch as Guffanti's first ever guest. Emily is convinced she is getting evicted. Sophia recalls a violent phase in her life. Apparently smoke has been blown up people's asses since the 1700s.   @guffantibrunettes @therealemilywilson @sophiapercario @jawnhiggins

Episode 17: The Ultimate Braindead Hangover

Emily's landlord has found her "disturbing." Sophia is on her way to becoming a practicing psychic. Childhood rage is incomparable to all other forms of rage.   @guffantibrunettes @therealemilywilson @sophiapercario

Episode 16: Bad Teeth & Tantric Sex

Emily Wilson and Sophia Percario talk all things life, love and cheese. Not for those who are too sensitive (except to lactose).

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