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Classic Duos Royale

Aren't we so blessed to be hitting it from 3 angles for the second week in a row. We really do be clapping the metaphysical cheeks of "being" RAW and contracting the most blessed infectious case of sweet subtle, itchy enlightenment. Join us in the cheek clapping and contract a bit for yourself, see where it takes you. You might just find the sweetest serenity in the damnation of your parasitic, chaotic, feminine "inner-ovary" that has forever discharged only nasty negative-thought-menstration and occasionally, when fertilised by enough malicious media/cum/resent,  the real living flesh, a baby of pure murderous intent. It's time to get cocked and big and real and not the other way around. You know what I mean?

Complacency, Utopia and Medication (C.U.M)

Couple of dicey conversations today that had to be assassinated, thanks for your understanding. Please give a warm welcome to our friend Eugene who will be the third third wheel of todays wild ride.Patreon:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJD6vgEimBE

On Eugenics and Taro Bubble Tea

Hi everybody, we have emerged from our slumber bearing great news! Peace! Peace for 10,000 years! Love and good jest for all men! Welcome to Season 2 of The Hard Boys Podcast, new and refreshed, and we are here for you.The opening song was "Frankie Carroll" By Thin Lizzy. And before you go running to ((universal music)) or whoever to copyright strike us, yes, we payed for the rights to this song. If you need to see the documents, email me at bingbong@protonmail.com, I'll respond as soon as possible, but bear in mind the kind schedule a guy like me has. Thanks to Dane Burke (IG: @daneburke) for the outro music.Follow us on Instagram @the.hard.boysPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/hardboys

The Gang Resolve Racial Tensions in the United States

I love uOutro music:https://rewindfields.bandcamp.com

Ep. 21 - No Hobo

Ep. 20 - Saturdays With Whories

Our minds are in the gutterIntro song by David Shade (IG: @davidshadedavidshade)Listen in full here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7t9kfmmA3U

Ep. 19 - Gutter Mind

Come on down to LBQ in Wellington on the 23rd of February for Randy's Pop Up Deli (IG: @randy_hates_you)Thanks to Dane Burke for the intro:https://soundcloud.com/daneburkeThanks to Rackets for the outro:https://racketsonline.bandcamp.com

Ep. 18 - The Late Show

Come on down to LBQ in Wellington on the 23rd of February for Randy's Pop Up Deli (IG: @randy_hates_you)And Happy Valentines day, spoil your girl, because she loves you and will be with you forever. Express your heterosexuality in the most homosexual way possible, get on your knee and give her flowers. I'm so lonely.Outro music by the biggest G, David Shade. Check out the full song here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGWAtLHjMas

Ep. 17 - The Dutch Method

Hit up LBQ in Wellington on the 23rd of February for the Randy's Deli Pop-up (IG: @randy_hates_you)Put some coin in our pock here:https://www.patreon.com/hardboysThanks to Dane Burke for the intro:https://soundcloud.com/daneburke

Ep. 16 - Boom Boom

Randy's Deli pop-up will be at LBQ bar in Wellington on Feb 23rd. Follow @randy_hates_you on instagram to keep updated.Put some coin in our pock here:https://www.patreon.com/hardboysThanks to Dane Burke for the intro:https://soundcloud.com/daneburkeThanks to CHEATS for the outro. Listen to their music here:https://cheats.bandcamp.comPeace and Gay

Ep. 15 - Gretty Images

Throw a couple shecks to the patreon, h**b!https://www.patreon.com/hardboysIntro music thanks to Leaping Tiger (@leaping.tiger on IG) listen to the song in full here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCituPqW5TkOutro is a classic:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucmwSvy3Vlc

Ep. 14 - Robert Slattinson

A doozy. Perhaps our voices could help you get to sleep.Thanks to sklshtr for the intro music:https://sklshtr.bandcamp.comAnd Smokestack Slim for the outro:https://smokestackslim.bandcamp.com

Ep. 13 - Floating Down the Niall

None of the views expressed in this podcast are necessarily true or reflect that of the actors featured!Thanks to the ultimate homie Dane Burke for this weeks intro music:https://soundcloud.com/daneburke

Ep. 12 - Slugts

welcome to the boring 20's music this week by ariel pink i didnt ask for permission don't tell himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVHJlu_8PzY

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