When God closes a door, he opens a podcast. Sean and Eliot are back from the future to warn you about what's coming. WoundsPod is shutting up shop as we bring you a brand new venture! Listen to this and then search for the new podcast! A whole new, brilliant thing to enjoy. Yes! It's a new show! From us! For you! You're so lucky! You should thank us more! Before we disappear again, for good this time… "Sean & Eliot Read the Bible". Go get. Subscribe.

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#25: All that's left of our love...

We're back from the awards and the sweet smell of victory still lingers in the air... Oh, the places we'll go. The book deals are rolling in and Celebrity Love Island is banging on our door. But "No!", we yell. "No, dammit! We have work to do!"... We keep grinding, day and night. To provide you with the highest quality audio  entertainment.  We are wounded. We are many. We are the Best Internet. We lost. It was a massacre.

#24: Awards don't even matter

We're ready to rumble and we've prepared our loser speech for the 2018 Chortle Awards. This episode is all about the build-up and hype for the biggest award ceremony of the season. The glitz! The glamour! The garlic!  Also Sean is going on an inexplicable holiday and Eliot has been to Toys R Us for the last time.

#23: The episode before we lose the award

Just when we thought we were out, they pull us back in. In a twist nobody saw coming Heal Your Wounds has been nominated for a Chortle Award and now has a chance to be named the greatest thing on the internet. In this special return episode Sean and Eliot try and figure out how the fuck this has happened, who the fuck the other nominees are and how the fuck we'll trick people to vote for us. Go to chortle.co.uk to vote for Heal Your Wounds in 'Best Internet' category. Polls close on February 14th so HURRY. Also listen to the other nominees because they are so so so much better than us.

#22: Why have we been nominated for an award? What is happening? Hello?

Happy new year from all at Heal Your Wounds towers! Here is a little episode with no guests to explain where we've been and why we might not be doing an episode for awhile. Very sorry to leave you all hanging BUT this one still contains Sean and Eliot talking about the fools who advertise with us and we make up a series of Musicals on the spot. View it as a parting gift.

#21: Happy New Year (We're Going Away For Awhile)

Ho ho ho! On this fine Noel gather round the fire and listen as the HYW gang have a true Christmas party. Previous guests Fern Brady (magical Christmas in Ireland), Harriet Kemsley (Weird incestuous Christmas) and Sunil Patel (Presents in the boot of the car) are here to talk about what makes this time of year so bloody expensive. Also Sean spends much of this episode contemplating whether to spoil the new Star Wars for Eliot. Happy Christmas. 

#20: Christmas Party: Fern Brady, Harriet Kemsley and Sunil Patel

It's Eliot's birthday! Sean is ill but valiantly carries on and hosts this episode and luckily Bobby Mair and Kate Lucas are able to make the most of some frankly dogshit hosting. We talk namesakes, the dating scene and Eliot gets a song and a present. This one if a fever dream. Go see Bobby Mair on tour in 2018

#19: Bobby Mair and Kate Lucas

The Ballad Of Little Pip And Tommy Tonge. After a couple disciplined episodes things start to unravel here as comedians Phil Ellis and Will Duggan (stars of Edinburgh mega-hit Funz And Gamez) guest on the show. A winding chat takes in buses, brothels, Will's genuine phone number and a series of incredible tales of Phil being 'relieved on.' Also Sean and Eliot talk about The Santa Clause 3 for probably too long. Sean's performing his acclaimed 2017 Edinburgh Fringe show in London on 12th December. Come! http://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/events/sean-mcloughlin-cant-ignore-forever/ Also details of Sean's Xmas gig in Brighton on 23rd December are here http://carolineofbrunswick.co.uk/event/spunktacular/?instance_id=9503

#18: Phil Ellis and Will Duggan

Sean McLoughlin is a stand-up whose career was stagnating so his agent suggested he start a podcast… Welcome to HEAL YOUR WOUNDS. With help from producer/co-host Eliot J Fallows (host of East Anglia’s biggest podcast for 6 weeks in 2011) every episode will see Sean chat to some of the funniest comedians on Earth and ask the most important question of the age: What's your middle name? This is a Chortle Award nomiated podcast that was soon abandoned for the pair's next stupid idea, "Sean & Eliot Read the Bible"...

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