*kerchoo* ... That was the sound of us hypnotizing you with our magic ear lobes. Yeah. That's right. Magic motherfuckin' ear lobes, bitch. Can you believe that? George R.R. Martin could never. That's why we explicitly redacted all floppy wieners from our universe. Except one: THE ONE DICK TO RULE THEM ALL! Wanna know who's got that precious pp? Looks like you're gonna have to listen to find out... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/planetbirth/message

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Planet Birth #6 - Big Dick Super Magic

'Sup shawty. In this eppy, we submerge ourselves into the intriguing world of fluid dynamics. Ooooh. Ahhhh. If that doesn't immediately demand your full attention and eternal devotion, then perhaps us toying with the notion of Ethan's celibacy will. Beyond that we dip into lakes of acid, horizontal rain, dry water, wet Jesus, Gaymerfuel, naval vessels, static meteorology, and pet birth control. So buckle up! Cause this one's a doozy... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/planetbirth/message

Planet Birth #5 - Sex Attics and the Penal System

Henlo my fellow flat-birthers. On this episode, we [REDACTED] and delve into the political realm [REDACTED] and also [REDACTED]. Did you know that President George W. Bush [REDACTED] a peanut butter, [REDACTED], and mayonnaise sandwich every day of his two terms with his [REDACTED]. We also [REDACTED] the physics of Dingus II and its repercussions. Do we also add new minerals, [REDACTED], and even DOUBLE JUMPS?? You bet your [REDACTED] we do. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/planetbirth/message

PB#4 - The Blacker the Berry, the Sweeter the Jews

2 Things. First of all, none of us can orgasm. It's just not in the budget. Secondly, some of us REALLY want there to be tentacles at the center of the universe.  Strap in, folks. As always- we are your hosts, and we are just so sorry about all this. It's really our bad. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/planetbirth/message

Planet Birth #3 - Tentacle Evangelist

So congress passed a piracy bill and our egos are big enough that we think they'll really care about our use of unlicensed music during the intro of our VERY POPULAR VERY COOL podcast. So we did an acapella this time. Sorry. Also, we found the phrase "Crown Moulding" extremely funny. No, we are not ok. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hmo/message

Planet Birth #2: 100 Gequines, C'eint Glizzy, & Crown Moulding

Last episode we tried out a new format, kinda liked it, and decided to keep it. But our old name "Hear Me Out" doesn't quite explain what that new format is. Sooo we're changing it. We are tentatively  "Planet Birth" from now on! A quick synopsis of what Planet Birth is/will be about: the 3 of us are building a universe! We'll be inventing and creating everything from the ground up, so nothing is off the table. This first episode lays the foundation of what the universe looks like, how it was created, and early civilization. Once we get the foundation settled, we'll start defining the society and culture of this new world. We are still primarily a jokes podcast, so it will still be funny, don't worry! Thanks for sticking with us through this long hiatus and now a change in format/name.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hmo/message

Planet Birth #1 - Topgolf at the Center of the Universe

It's finally here. The first episode in our long-awaited, critically acclaimed, hater-feared, fan-favorite new name and format. We've got 3 episodes in the bag right now, and dambi if they aren't some of the funniest things the 3 of us have said in a group together (besides that one time Jay's milkshake fell on the floor but that's another story).  This episode, we litigate and fully solve the legal status of Dating but Not Married, & also discover why Buying The Cow is even more advisable in 2020. Shoutout @teenvogue   Enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hmo/message

HMO.Gov #1 - SWEAR ON A TEEN VOGUE

Our first two-parter! Our Guest, Haley Kellam, sure brought out a lot of conversation :). The gang discusses the State of the State of Florida, Ketchup vs Syrup (or maybe both?), & plays fuck, marry, kill with mythical creatures. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hmo/message

HMO 9: Didney World

We talk about Spiderman, his phone autorotate situation, the sex appeal of different Spiderman versions, Hollywood's obsession with shooting doors to either open or lock them (whichever is convenient for the protagonist), Star Wars Physics & battle tactics.  We might be taking ourselves a bit too seriously this episode, but hey - that's life. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hmo/message

Short Stack 3: YEP.

Jack Purdy rejoins the cast of Hear Me Out for a second tour. He's a seasoned Veteran, and honestly shows us a thing or two about podcasting. Food Sins,  Pots in one Hand, Spoon in the Other, Subway Surfers Child Endangerment, Surprisingly serious discussions about new vice presidency rules & college reform.  Also- your Siri WILL go off around the 70 min mark. Sorriee --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hmo/message

HMO 8: The Doritos Locos Pancake (Ft. Jack P.)

Is stubbing your toe . . . equivalent to BDSM for people with foot fetishes? Did Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo) & Black Widow (Scarlett Johanssen) actually have sex in the MCU? These and other BURNING questions are answered in this week's Hear Me Out Eppy. Enjoy! (that's an order). --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hmo/message

Short Stack 2: Toe Positive!

The boys are back- way earlier than usual- with more of that sweet content for the many, many fans we definitely for sure have. This one's a bit experimental! It's shorter than normal and not as structured.  We don't have specific topics for these, whatever comes up comes up! We wanted to get you guys more episodes more frequently, so we're planning to put out a full-length episode every other week, and a Short Stack in the off weeks. Please let us know what you think of the new style, sit back, & enjoy this warm, fluffy short stack! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/planetbirth/message

Short Stack 1: Bits from the Brevity Briefcase

Strap in folks because this one is a doozy! In this episode, we discuss the meaning of sentience, penis music, animal economies, penguin unions, iNcEst, & cargo shorts. Also, we answer the age-old question . . . what's thicker than water??? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/planetbirth/message

HMO 7: Monkeys . . . Of the Arctic Variety

Hear Me Out! class is in session, and much as this show doesn't have rails to begin with . . . we're thoroughly off them this week. There are too many talking points to list here so um enter at your own risk!

HMO 6: Christianaldo Ronaldo's School for Drama & Soccer

At the release of the last episode, Jay's mother asked a question.  "Hey love. So I see the next episode is out of your podcast. Is there less profanity? My sweet spirit wants to know before I open the package." That episode was not, in fact, less profane. This is a clean (for the most part) episode to make up for it. For all the mamas out there- Sit back and enjoy the show.

HMO 5: For the Mamas!

Hear Me Out! features comedic (but often suprisingly candid) discussion of obscure and/or unpopular opinions. If you know of any opinions that fit that bill please DM us or send us an email! Follow us on IG: @hearmeout.podcast Email: HMO.cast@gmail.com

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