Wherein the Choom Gang meets the Dank Squad. Brought to you by Blue Dream. http://archive.org/download/HijinksWithMaxAndTheBake/Episode12_TheChoomGangMeetsTheDankSquad.mp3 Advertisements

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Episode 12: The Choom Gang Meets the Dank Squad

Wherein the Kennedy Assassination conspiracy is solved. Brought to you by Da Buddha. http://archive.org/download/HijinksWithMaxAndTheBake/Episode11_KennedyAssassinationDebunked.mp3

Episode 11: Kennedy Assassination Debunked

I think we talked about Gaga, social taboos, and power metal… or something like that. On this, our ocean grown Thanksgiving spectacular! Brought to you by Great White. http://archive.org/download/HijinksWithMaxAndTheBake/Episode10_OgGiblets.mp3

Episode 10: OG Giblets

I think we took the week off, so here’s some bonus stuff… or something like that. Featuring a Q&A with Tommy Wiseau at the Red Vic! Bonus closing song: “Pants!” by Satan and the Cats. Brought to you by Cheese Cough. http://archive.org/download/HijinksWithMaxAndTheBake/Episode9_TommyWiseauSpeaksToYou.mp3

Episode 9: Tommy Wiseau Speaks to You

I think we talked about the Occupy Oakland general strike, Sam’s drug problem, perky bouncing, and free boobs for you… or something like that, on this, our belated Halloween bash! Featuring Sexy Sex Time with Sam! Brought to you by White Widow. http://archive.org/download/HijinksWithMaxAndTheBake/Episode8_SamSlapsHerTitties…Twice.mp3

Episode 8: Sam Slaps Her Titties… Twice

I think we talked about the Indiana Jones of the Bible again, space bubbles, Independence Day, and death by poo log… or something like that. Brought to you by Cheese Cough. http://archive.org/download/HijinksWithMaxAndTheBake/Episode7_BoobieBoobieFunTime.mp3

Episode 7: Boobie Boobie Fun Time

I think we talked about Black Sabbath, the Indiana Jones of the Bible, and sex glossaries… or something like that. Brought to you by European style trimmings. http://archive.org/download/HijinksWithMaxAndTheBake/Episode6_ThePrison-industrialComplexStrikesBack.mp3

Episode 6: The Prison-Industrial Complex Strikes Back

I think we talked about Pac’s cock and Chuck’s berries… or something like that. Featuring Barber Caesar’s Masterpiece Theatre with a performance from the first chapter of “Epic Journey!” Brought to you by LSD and Cali Gold. http://archive.org/download/HijinksWithMaxAndTheBake/Episode5_OccupyYourEars.mp3

Episode 5: Occupy Your Ears

I think we talked about the Book of Morhung, the American Autumn, the shape of the universe, the collapse, and waterboard handjobs… or something like that. Featuring Sexy Sex Talk with Sam! Brought to you by Kona Wreck. http://archive.org/download/HijinksWithMaxAndTheBake/Episode4_Obamination.mp3

Episode 4: Obamination

I think we talked about a beloved chow, the Tiger God, and dead raccoons… or something like that. With special guests Garrett and Amy!!! Brought to you by Purple Sour Diesel. http://archive.org/download/HijinksWithMaxAndTheBake/Episode3_TheCrocodileParade.mp3

Episode 3: The Crocodile Parade

I think we talked about astral projection, Slayer, and hazing… or something like that. Including a stirring rendition of “Lonely Soul” and featuring Sexy Sex Talk with Sam. Brought to you by Cheese Cough. http://archive.org/download/HijinksWithMaxAndTheBake/Episode2_SamsSexySexShow.mp3

Episode 2: Sam’s Sexy Sex Show

I think we talked about Jesus, female circumcision, and meditating at the beach, kinda… or something like that. Brought to you by Starfruit. http://archive.org/download/HijinksWithMaxAndTheBake/Episode1_GangbanginWithJesus.mp3

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