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The Horizon Walkers finally face the Tearfall.

Ep.65 – The Tearfall Pt.2

The Tearfall Pt.1

Confronted with their slave status on the Elemental Plane of Fire the Horizon Walkers decide to settle it once and for all with the very Efreeti who has been hunting them since their sentence was received so long ago. With the Tearfall looming just on the horizon of Ravens Bluff they'll need to make quick work of it. An episode full of revenge, prayer, and unexpected developments.

Where There's Smoke

The Horizon Walkers return home to a devastated Ravens Bluff to face the Tearfall. It's not the homecoming they had hoped for and it would seem the ritual has progressed quickly in their absence. They need to collect the Elemental Stone of Fire they left in Thundershout's care, if they can find him.

Why We're Wizards

After defeating the White Wyrm the Horizon Walkers have more hope of their abilities to face a dragon but little time to face the Tearfall. They make the best use of what time they have left by preparing their bodies, minds, and inventory. And then the time comes. It's now or never.

Prepared for the Worst

With the Tearful looming and time running out The Horizon Walkers can't move on without finding out what happened to their dear friend and Izax' Apprentice, Mallory. In this episode they find themselves face-to-face with her captor. 

The White Wyrm

Back on the Material Plane the Horizon Walkers are determined to interrogate any remaining members of the cult to acquire more insight into the Tearfall. Even with a cataclysm looming they still have their hearts set on finding Mallory and with only two days time before the Tearfall, they are going to have to be quick.

Grimdaughters

The Horizon Walkers are running out of time quickly, and they don't know what is going on back home, or even if they're already too late. Arwyl, Kallista, and Guy plead with the Council of Dragons to send help to the Material Plane while Patches and Adelaide try to run a simple errand without getting into too much trouble. 

A Golden Opportunity

The Horizon Walkers finally get to the Capital City of the Elemental Plane of Air, Borealis. They are nervous about the passage of time on the Material Plane so they need to be quick about seeking council. To get everything done it may finally be time to split the party.

Borealis

After proving themselves in the Citadel of Ice and Steel our heroes are given a smaller task by the Prince. They'll have to deliver one more letter, and for doing so they are promised powerful friends and great rewards. But the temptation of meeting more denizens from the Elemental Plane of Air proves too much of a temptation for the Horizon Walkers.

Dragon Slayer

Our heroes are confronted by the champions from the Citadel of Ice and Steel. They'll need to prove themselves to this community of battle-hardened warriors to gain audience and favor with their Prince. A series of one-on-one battles tests each of the Horizon Walkers as an individual, a combatant, and a strategist. But the fights won't be so easily won.

Better Battle

Arwyl awakens from a strange dream and the group decides to attempt to decipher the encryptic symbols it was riddled with. They remember Yenba mentioning a Star Gazer that lived near him who specialized in prophecies. On their way to deliver Yenba's letter the gang decides to make a pit stop and get some insight into their dreams and destinies.

Big Destiny Energy

After disrupting a delicate ritual the Horizon Walkers stay true to their name and open a portal in the sky that reverses gravity and spits them out in another realm. They’ll have to face the consequences of their actions, learn to navigate this new realm, and try not to get killed - all while free falling through the sky. 

Elder Tempest

Our heroes quickly realize they may have approached the strange storm a little too aggressively, now they'll need to survive the ritual and its guardians.

A Tear in the Sky

Follow the powerful saga of five (probable) heroes as they navigate through mystery, action, death, and the occasional fart joke. An adventure guided by professional entertainers that will inspire a morbid curiosity in D&D veterans and newcomers alike. A Fifth Edition Dungeons & Dragons actual play podcast.

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