Ok everyone, hear the hoes out. Yes, this episode is extremely long - BUT it is also somewhat funny! After hyping this episode up for months, the hoes finally completed their drunk assessment of The Polar Express do with it what you will.

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Ep. 38 - The Polar Express

Despite Morgan's chaotic energy, the hoes had a good time recording this episode! Listen as they discuss some disturbing facts about the movie, obsess over Christine Baranski, and question the geography of Whoville.

Ep. 37 - How The Grinch Stole Christmas

The hoes are back for the holidays and first up on their watch list was the Santa Clause. Listen as they revert back to believing in Santa, question the timeline of the movie, and find out some very interesting things about Tim Allen.

Ep. 36 - The Santa Clause

The hoes are back and discussing One Tree Hill Season 2! Listen as Morgan obsesses over The Wreckers cameo, Sierra not being able to get over Lucas wearing nasty flip flops, and so much more!

Ep. 35 - One Tree Hill Season 2

To finish out the Halloween season, the hoes watched Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge! Yes, this movie had lots of plot holes, but it did unlock a scary memory from the hoes' childhoods. P.S. The hoes are taking two weeks off, but will be back November 18th with season two of One Tree Hill.

Halloweentown II Kalabar's Revenge

The hoes are back with another classic Disney Channel Halloween movie! While this movie may have scared them when they were kids, the hoes are wiser now and can spot a shitty movie when they see it. Make sure to stick around until the end to hear the hoes laugh so hard they almost stopped breathing because of a review!

Ep. 33 - Phantom of the Megaplex

The hoes continue on their Halloween movie journey with Mom's Got A Date With A Vampire. This was the first time the hoes watched the movie separately, and boy was it chaotic because of it!

Ep. 32 - Mom's Got A Date With A Vampire

It's October, so you best believe the hoes are watching all things related to Halloween! Listen as they discuss the sequel to Twitches, which somehow may be worse than the first movie. BUT, this movie did provide good discussion on guy liner and potential tv shows the hoes want to be created!

Ep. 31 - Twitches Too

If this episode sounds like a complete disaster, that's because it is. The hoes invited their friend Quinn to co-host with them which sounded like a great idea, but then they drank a collective 3.5 bottles of wine and things got a little sloppy. With that said, enjoy!!

Ep. 30 - Pirates of the Caribbean

The hoes simply did not have the energy to make a regular episode this week. Instead, they decided to talk about how they thought their lives would be when they were kids vs what they are actually like. Listen as they make some weird confessions and laugh through their current pain.

Ep. 29- Get to Know the HOES

The hoes have been feeling all types of emotions lately, so they thought it was the best time to watch a classic Nicholas Sparks movie! This episode you will get to hear topics ranging from the judgment of body modifications to how Miley Cyrus cutting her hair was a cultural reset.

Ep. 28- The Last Song

The hoes are back with more Harry Potter! Listen as they discuss intense whispering, logistics of the magical world, and (of course) Morgan's obsession with dark shit.

Ep. 27 - Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets

The hoes finally watched a movie they enjoyed both in their childhood and today! Listen as they discuss all things A Series of Unfortunate Events. Also, if you are tying to get into contact with the hoes and they don’t get back to you it is 100% because they are manifesting meeting Jude Law. 

Ep. 26 - A Series of Unfortunate Events

While the hoes swore they wouldn't do an episode on the Bratz movie for a while, they simply couldn't wait! This episode might be the most chaotic one yet, but if you want to hear conversations about shark tank, stereotypes, and slut shaming dolls then this is the episode for you.

Ep. 25 - Bratz Movie

The hoes had a bit of a rough week, which was only made worse when their Instagram followers voted that they should watch a Barbie movie instead of the Bratz movie. That being said, it ended up being a good watch that involved Tik Tok content and conversation about representation.

Ep. 24 - Barbie: Princess and the Pauper

Follow two girls in their 20's as they revisit shows from their childhood! From Disney Channel and Nickelodeon classics to other notable movies and shows of the 2000s, they talk about their most iconic moments, plot holes, what did and didn't age well, as well as where the cast is now.

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