Jasper and Alex reconvene to talk transhumanism, fuckbots and incels in exile. Also you KNOW they had to cover the latest Australian COVID spikes and the sinking of the Lady Ghislaine. Finally, they implore you to liberate yourself and take the Uncle Pill, 'cause it's all fucken money at the end of the day. Follow us @HolyMoney69

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EPISODE 17 - UNCLEPILLED

Jasper and Alex join forces with James and Alex (I know, right) of As A White Man podcast to take down the ABC's pathetic warning against starting podcasts. In the mix we talk lunch, why Fitzy should be unemployed, Chris Lilley (again), the dire state of education and which nuts are the best nuts. Follow us @HolyMoney69 Follow As A White Man @asawhiteman

EPISODE 16 - SNAKE NEWS MEDIA ft AS A WHITE MAN

Jasper and Alex return post-birthday, haircut and skin cancer to talk Black Lives Matter, the remoras trying to defang the protests of their righteous anger, Chris Lilley and Italian excellence. Plus, an earnest proposal to build a Tony Soprano statue in Leichhardt. GOFUNDME - https://www.gofundme.com/f/sydney-tony-soprano-statue Follow us @HolyMoney69

EPISODE 15 - GOT YOURSELF A GUN

Jasper and Alex reconvene in the flesh to talk 5G conspiracies, theoretical sci-fi stories about pedophiles, protectionism in Australia, digital currency and the blackface (or not?) shenanigans of YouTube personality Nuka Zeus. Follow us @Holymoney69 on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram

EPISODE 14 - MULLUMBIMBY MINDSET

Jasper and Alex bring on consummate David Duchovny expert Timothy Snape to discuss David Duchovny's directorial debut, House of D (2004). This film has it all: Robin Williams, Erykah Badu, Anton Yelchin, huge dicks, toilet cigarettes, pain, death, France and baseball. Is it worth your time? Find out by listening, jackass. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram @Holymoney69 Jasper is on Twitter @JCliffordSmith and Instagram @jasper.bistro Alex is on Instagram @imperialpleather

EPISODE 13 - FILM REVIEW: HOUSE OF D ft TIM SNAPE

Jasper and Alex, fresh from scrubbing the internet of the infamous [REDACTED] episode, delve into the merits of Labor's "leadership," whether Spiderbait is still good, why Mayor Pete is turning into the Crypt Keeper, Gavin McInnes and the kinds of sexy fun apps you can download instead of a government surveillance device.    Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and now INSTAGRAM @holymoney69 You can find Jasper on Twitter @JCliffordSmith and Instagram @jasper.bistro Alex is on Instagram @imperialpleather

EPISODE 12 - HEALTH COPS

Jasper and Alex talk NSW's new draconian laws, a world of penis and how the A-list is handling the lockdown. (Hint: it involves Madonna and fried fish.) Will we survive this meltdown? Probably not, but we're gonna keep on the air post-now with non-coronavirus content as well. Ciao! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter @Holymoney69 Follow Jasper on Instagram @jasper.bistro Follow Alex on Instagram @imperialpleather

EPISODE 11 - FRIED FISH

Laurence Rosier Staines joins the Holy Money himbo squad to talk about the impact of COVID-19 on the Caldera festival and the arts in general. How will governments respond? Will any of us have jobs in 6 months? Are we all gonna die? Thankfully, Gal Gadot, Mark Ruffalo and Mel Gibson are here to lift our shattered spirits. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter @HolyMoney69 You can find Laurence at laurencerosierstaines.com You can find Jasper on Instagram @jasper.bistro Alex is on Instagram @imperialpleather 

EPISODE 10 - IMAGINE (AIR RAID VEHICLE) ft LAURENCE ROSIER STAINES

Meow-Ludo Meow-Meow returns to Holy Money to discuss COVID-19, why people need to confront the data and what you can do if you're stuck at home for an extended period of time. Jasper absolutely does not envision the grand project of Ultimate Grand Supreme Xi Jinping, and Alex considers Wanking Simulator. Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @HolyMoney69 Follow Meow on Facebook @meowludo Follow Jasper on Instagram @jasper.bistro Follow Alex on Instagram @imperialpleather

EPISODE 9 - WE'RE ALL GOING TO (WANKING) HELL ft MEOW-LUDO MEOW MEOW

Holy Money is BACK. Jasper and Alex, individually isolated and recording between precariously stacked jars of urine, discuss the COVID-19 pandemic, how the neoliberal world order is failing us all in a time of upheaval and what we all need to do to weather this crisis. Also RIP MSN Messenger, feeling cuter and sadder than ever :( Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @HolyMoney69 Follow Jasper on Insta @jasper.bistro Follow Alex on Insta @imperialpleather

EPISODE 8 - LOVE IN THE TIME OF CORONA

Jasper Bistro and Alex Cross are joined by DJ/man about town Al Bates to discuss some of the things that have defined 2019. We talk about the NSW bushfires and the religious discrimination bill they helped sneak in. Batesy tells us why we can't watch the Simpsons anymore, Alex goes in on the Marvel serfs and Jasper solves all the worlds problems with a media ownership quick fix. All this and SO MUCH MORE.. Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @holymoney69 Follow Batesy on Twitter @bbaatteessyy Follow Jasper on Instagram @jasper.bistro

EPISODE 7 - OLD TOWN CHODE ft AL "BATESY" BATES

Rapper/history teacher Xannon Shirley aka "The Tongue"  joins Jasper Bistro and Alex Cross for our bumper Black Friday 6th ep.  We talk Hip Hop, Scorcese, fascism, the lockouts (RIP), telemarketing jobs and so much more. Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @holymoney69 Follow Xannon on Twitter @thetongueisdead. Listen to his four solo albums on iTunes and Spotify.

EPISODE 6 - ISSUES OF KERSER ft THE TONGUE

Jasper Bistro and Alex Cross discuss the real, frightening possibility of Dutton 2020. The recession gets more than a passing mention as does that equally depressing new Star Wars trailer. We ponder Polanski, talk bagel heads and silicone testicle implant murders and wonder why the hell the Westpac news will forever be our normal.  Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @holymoney69

EPISODE 5 - TECHNICALLY A POLANSKI

Jasper Bistro and Alex Cross are joined by biohacker, geneticist and three time political candidate Meow-Ludo Meow Meow for a chat about the future of the planet, science, economics and how the left are meant to go forward if they keep on cancelling each other. Alex also turns his attention to a bunch of middle aged millionaires bullying a college kid for daring to say kids books shouldn't be on university reading lists. Follow us at https://www.facebook.com/holymoney69 https://twitter.com/HolyMoney69 Follow Meow at https://twitter.com/meowludo https://www.facebook.com/meowludo/ https://www.youtube.com/user/meowludo https://www.facebook.com/thebiofoundry/ https://www.facebook.com/groups/biohacksyd/ Follow Jasper at https://twitter.com/jcliffordsmith https://www.instagram.com/jasper.bistro/ Follow Alex at https://www.instagram.com/imperialpleather/ 

EPISODE 4 - PLUTOPOPULLISSIMO ft MEOW-LUDO MEOW MEOW

Jasper Bistro and Alex Cross discuss the coup in Bolivia before deconstructing the decade of the 2010s in its final weeks. What do both have in common? Shitty media takes, as also applies to Jasper's diatribe about his musical and ideological hero, Morrissey.

EPISODE 3 - PORK PEOPLE

Holy Money is the intersection of politics, culture and capital. What little time we have left will be spent living as beasts - shadows of the inside and the old age. Follow us on Facebook @holymoney69

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