HO HO HO MERRY XMAS LIZARDS!! Maybe you thought we would get too swept up in spreading holiday cheer to record?? Well you thought WRONG. If you're a loyal lizzie you know that we LOVE christmas/holiday szn and had to get together to watch shayna inhale eggnog (ew). In this holiday special, leila recaps her second annual beermas, caroline reminisces on a steamy international kiss, and shayna tells us how hard she studied to become a hawaiin cicerone. THEN we get into how strange the y2k computer bug conspiracy is, and even hear from a SPECIAL GUEST who witnessed the hysteria...SHAYNA'S MOM!! So get cozy by the fire, pour yourself a drink, turn OFF your xmas music, and TURN ON this EPIC episode of HONEY I THINK THEY'RE ALL LIZARDS!!

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Y2K END OF THE WORLD &&& CHRISTMAS COCKTAILS

Gather round lizarditos for PART TWO of our first TWO PART SERIES. After a long two (?) weeks of suspense, we brought our queen JULIE back to reveal WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO JFK. Julie gives us a brief recap of last episode and then...all you weak lizards better step aside because shit goes DOWN. JULIE DOES NOT MESS. Not saying the CIA killed JFK....But the CIA most def can't be trusted...Enjoy ya freaks. And stay tuned for our possible EXCLUSIVE (anonymous donation based) bonus epi $$$$$

JFK ASSASSINATION PART TWO & VEGAN B&JERRYS ICE CREAM

Hey ladies, gents, and lizards!! Today we bring on a special GUEST STAR...JULIE (julip) to talk about the BIGGEST CONSPIRACY known to humankind -- the assassination of JFK. Before we get into PART ONE of the series, your fave lizards catch up, clear the conspiracy air, and urge their lizard listeners to KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING and GET WOKE. THEN, Julie gives an in depth timeline of the major events associated with the killing of our beloved JFK and introduces all the key players. She gives the info we NEED to understand EXACTLY what REALLY went down in the shooting. This shit gets crazy, and it's only the beginning....FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM TO SEE THE PHOTOS AND VIDEOS WE TALKED ABOUT!! @honeyithinktheyareall_lizards STAY TUNED FOR PART TWO LATER THIS WEEK :)

JFK ASSASSINATION &&&& BLOODY MARYS PT. 1 FT. VERY SPECIAL GUEST

HI LIZARDS! You thought we were gone but you thought wrong!! Live from quarantine for today’s epi, we all make our own version of a quarantini and then get real w u all about the lies and FAKE TERRIBLE CONSPIRACIES our stupid president is spreading at this moment in time. THEN, we lighten the mood for all u socially isolated lizards with some of the internets funniest, wackiest and down right ridiculous conspiracies. Did you know Obama controls the weather? Or that Prince Charles is a vampire? Us neither. Stay safe and healthy sweet lizzys!

ALL THINGS QUARANTINE &&&& QUARATINIS??

The GIRLS are back for the first stop on our US TOUR!!!!! listen as we discuss Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew and how Puck from Glee died suspiciously and how with WEALTH AND POWER u can do anything u want in this fucked up world!!!!!! Decide for urself if Epstein really did commit suicide or if he was MURDERED!?!?! We also discuss how Donald Trump spreads idiotic conspiracies that no one should listen to!!!! And we drink some Brooklyn Brewery Beer cos were in NYC BABY (and also Epstein is from Brooklyn and we thought making prison wine would be a bit much.) we missed u lizards.

CONSPIRACIES SURROUNDING EPSTEIN &&&&& BROOKLYN BREWERY IPA

GRADUATION IS A CONSPIRACY IN ITSELF!!!!!!! Leila, Shayna and Caroline come together one last time to say their goodbyes (for now!!!!!) They recap on their favorite theories and say thank you to all of the AMAZING LIZARDS OUT THERE (and give a shoutout to our most loyal lizard). ITS BEEN A CRAZY RIDE AND WERE SO GRATEFUL FOR EVERY LIZARD!!!! We never thought that anyone would listen to us talk but you guys DID AND WE LOVE YOU FOREVER!!! Keep following us because it is NOT OVER. NOT GOODBYE JUST SEEE YOU LATER. STAY SAFE OUT THERE!!!!!

GRADUATING COLLEGE &&&& WINE :(

today we’re bringing one back from the archives... the first episode leila EVER researched. also, probably the most accurate/convincing theory ever proposed.. hitler did NOT die...we have NO evidence he killed himself... thus... HIS DEATH WAS A LIE!!! also, caroline has never had a burrito.

WHAT EVERYONE LOVES TO HATE: HITLER AND CARROT CAKE

GUEST EPISODE!!! today we bring you the infamous AVERY (last name concealed so the aliens cant find him) to tell us all about what humans fear the most: extraterrestrial beings aka aliens. listen for some heated convo and strong evidence about our alien relatives and the *true* origin of humanity. spread the word - aliens fuckin exist, dude.

MOON MEN &&& BLUE MOON (panspermia) **FT AVERY**

Caroline goes all in on the mystery surrounding Amelia Earhart's disappearance and death. Did she really CRASH into the middle of the pacific ocean?!?!! or did she land on the Marshall islands only to be captured, imprisoned and KILLED by the Japanese? (hence the ZEN wine...lol????) Only YOU can figure out the truth, lizards!!!! PLUS... SHAYNA IS A SMARTIE AND SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDED HER SCIENCE THESIS THAT NONE OF US CAN EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND!!!!! & some GOT talk.

AMELIA EARHARTS DEATH &&&& ZEN ZINFANDEL WINE

Leila keeps it real and relevant with some fresh new gossip about the recent tragic death of Nipsey Hussle. Some will say that she's in the know. Some say his death was due to gang violence...but do we really buy that? Who was really behind this shooting? Was it BIG PHARMA???????? WHAT WERE THEY TRYING TO HIDE? Listen to find out lizzos. PLUS--a shit intro we're all ashamed of. come to leilas birthday party.

THE NIPSEY HUSSLE MURDER &&&& RED (BLOODS) & BLUE (CRIPS) GATORADE AND VODKA

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE GONE.....YOU THOUGHT WRONG!!!! After a brief hiatus (went a bit too hard this month u guys) Leila, Shayna and Caroline are BACK for szn 3.5. This week, Shayna tells us about the conspirators behind the criminalization of HEMP (thats the whole plant that that good good MARIJUANA is from ;) ) We learn about the foundations of the federal bureau of narcotics, Henry Ford's involvement with the HEMP industry, the RACISM behind the criminalization of hemp and much, much, MUCH more. PLUS--the girls catch up! and discuss our PRE SHOW CHRIS DELIA EXCITEMENT. It all comes full circle. We missed u guys.

ALL ABOUT HEMP (REEFER, WEED, GANJA, THEM NORTHERN LIGHTS) &&&& SWEETWATER 420

Look alive lizards, Caroline is up this week on your favorite conspiracy podcast and she may just be revealing the most SHOCKING theory we’ve heard in a while- the Beatles never existed. Also, Paul McCartney is dead. Could it really be that the most popular boy band EVER is just a band of LIES, not boys?? You’ll have to listen to find out... This week’s episodes also features Leila and Caroline discovering the power of live music while Shayna reveals some shocking fan comments! **PLEASE EXCUSE THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WE HAD A TOUGH TIME HERE!!!***

The Beatles are FAKE & Paul McCartney is DEAD & strawberry ritas

on this weeks episode we introduce the lizards to our new mixologist intern....ZACH KARSCH!!! Leila dives deep deep into our favorite country to hate....russia! We explore the conspiracy regarding the missing hikers in 1959 and the Russian governments lack of investigation!!! They’re always covering up something aren’t they? And Karsch prepares a beautiful drink pairing w the white russians (snow, russian, you get it?) Plus we go in to *explicit* detail with some gross reptile shit and shayna explains a disgusting story of how her snake dies while caroline rips apart ariana grande. TUNE IN LIZARDS, BIG THINGS ARE HAPPENING!!!

THE DYLATOV PASS INCIDENT &&&& WHITE RUSSIANS **ft: karsch's corner**

ITS OFFICIALLY MARDI GRAS SEASON!!! We are a bit disheveled and hungover, but we know you crazy lizards understand....listen and see if you can follow as Shayna tells all about the governments use of pigeons as #secret #spies to LEARN ALL OF OUR SECRETS WITHOUT US KNOWING!!!!! Plus, we throw some psychology terms around, drink a beer we all like (rare) and just generally catch up :) Love you all!!!!!!!!

ARE PIGEONS SPIES FOR THE GOVERNMENT?!?!?! &&&& COOP'D UP SOUR BEER

CALLING ALL LIZARDS!! This week is an extra special episode because we brought in an extra special lizard...MAYA!!!! Maya set the bar HIGH! Listen to Leila, Shayna, and Caroline lose their MINDS over Charles Manson!! Did the government give him special LSD that made him and his followers go on a crazy killing rampage???!??? And what really happened at the Altamont speedway????!! THIS EPISODE IS GOING DOWN IN HISTORY!! ALSO has a cliff hanger ending that you DONT WANT TO MISS! GIVE US LOVE! follow us on instagram: honeithinktheyreall_lizards follow maya: mayacrainxd

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