Ashley and Rachel return with a new catch phrase! Rachel talks about her lag with social media and podcast commitments due to living in a house without a wall for 7 weeks.  Ashley gets input from the neighbors and possibly something living in the wall. We put the podcast support behind all mint chocolate chip ice cream, and not Bill Cosby. Tune in!

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A Pinch in a Pandemic

Ashley and Rachel are excited for vax status. Rachel describes how smoothies caused her to spiral. Ashley longs to rummage again. We discuss how fruit is too expensive, FEMA vaccine rollout in Philly and what not to do when you&apos;re waiting in a line for hours to get vaccinated

I Wanna Touch Stranger's Treasures

Ashley and Rachel welcome the new year and new prez and new national attack plan for corona and all things related. We reminisce on the year anniversary of our last couple months of naïve bliss and discuss the incredible staying power of cults. 

Carrot Talk

Ashley and Rachel talk about SAD during the pandemic, and reminisce about flaking out on plans. Rachel needs suggestions on what to do with an abundance of carrots. Ashley things bad things wouldn't happen to kids in horror movies if they just would mind their own business.

I Miss Not Going To Things

Ashley and Rachel talk about celebrity cult culture, what you&apos;re even supposed to do on dating apps right now, and we may or may not go off the rails about 90 Day Fiance (Rachel&apos;s fault). Tune in and give us a rating and stuff. #VACCINE2021

Is It Society Or The Egg?

Ashley and Rachel reconvene after the election and discuss the elation of going out to a bar outside for the first time in 8 months. Rachel almost joins Parler. The robots keep trying to steal Ashley's voice. Join us for more antics as we enter 2nd quar, fantasize about a COVID vaccine, and uncover the dark history of the "Lazy Susan"LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE JERKS

Why Not "Unproductive Karen?"

Ashley and Rachel put all feelings on the table during our last shreds of hope before the election. If you can please donate to the family of Walter Wallace Jr. at the following link: https://www.gofundme.com/f/92wvm-funding-for-familyIf you didn't vote, vote. Hug your cat. 

It Was Like MAGA Fyre Festival

Ashley and Rachel talk about watching your heroes fall, witches, cultural appropriation, pandemic side hustles and periods! Is it safe you say you&apos;re a Dirty Dem? Remember to vote!

You Gotta Be A Dad To be A Dilf

Ashley and Rachel regroup after a little hiatus to talk about the state of sleep, the state of the world, and we finally get in that review of CATS (better late than never!) We also review local news- apparently an alarming number of birds fell from he sky in Philadelphia, and other non-bird related things- tune in!

At The End Of The Day It's The End Of The World

Ashley and Rachel discuss the state of public transportation in the time of COVID and speculate what kind of new diseases will greet us after we find the vaccine. We discover Spencer gifts still exists and they make masks. It&apos;s everything you&apos;ve ever dreamed of and more!

No Hope For Creeps

Ashley and Rachel catch up on the month, and talk about going back into the world, and what it would be like to be a ghost depending on your personality. Rachel has no affiliation or love for Christopher Columbus. Ashley wants to throw different foods at the statue.Don't stop donating for social and racial justice! Black Lives Matter Donation PageTherapy For Black GirlsEmail government officials and council members to reallocate egregious police budgets towards education, social services, and dismantling racial injustice 

What Is Your Ghost Policy?

Ashley and Rachel discuss mask etiquette (don't be a maskhole), what to expect on June 4th (we don't know), Rachel is working out terrible openers for when quarantine stops. Rachel catches Ashley up to where she is on 90 Day and more! 

Do The Urkel Jerk

Rachel is doing Zoom comedy. Ashley predicted the pandemic to a man on the street in south philly 3 months ago. No one is happy. Rachel has questions about the construction her landlord wants to do on the entire front wall of the house during a pandemic. We discuss 90 day Fiance.

I Hope I Don't Get Sick!

Ashley and Rachel catch up since their live stream. We speculate on what we would do if we were quarantined while obscenely wealthy. Ashley is excited that Rachel just started watching 90 Day Fiance. We do not like famous people who sing on Instagram.PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!

Mind Your Own Beeswax Beezos

Ashley and Rachel discuss the one monthaversary of quarantine. Rachel hates vacuuming and wearing layers. Ashley still has actively not learned a new hobby. We discuss coronavirus "internet drama" and how people can manage to be petty about a deadly pandemic. Please send us booze and money.RATE AND SUBSCRIBE!

Murder Waits For No One

Ashley and Rachel deep dive into past and present questionable decisions and what it's like to be a woman in your 30's who didn't make conventional life choices

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