How do you Feel? A Self-Help Guru's Quest for Your Brain

Mark Baratelli Asks How Do You Feel?

I'm calm, cool, collected and caring about you. Please pause for a double stack and a six pack. Regret is something I know a lot about. If you regret your past in the future, your future will be full of regret. I can't bend your arm backwards and break it. I can only hurt your feelings. I have clients and have control over their entire life. I baby them and they are wealthy enough to pay for it. You have to listen to with your ears not your brain. A horrible waft of shat. Imagine all of your problems as poop and you have shat your pants with emotional distress. You can wipe it all over yourself. It's so thick. If you want it, you'll get it. if you don't get it, that means you didn't want it enough. Failure is something we choose not to do. The things that people who fail do do are the things people who win don't do. So sick of people judging me for driving drunk. I chose to live the life of a humble man. A servant of God don't drive no Beemer. A three-wheeler on Sunday. You are a beautiful blue Marlin jumping out of the water and into life. The water is hell...but life is heaven. Audio Show: -Itunes -RSS Websites: -How Do You Feel? on myspace -Produced by Mark Baratelli

HDYF 37 A Horrible Waft of Shat

Emotional rehabilitator Mark Baratelli gets you from funk to spunk in 20 minutes or less. He's there, he's talking and he's there. Give your mind to him or you will never change. Seriously, loser. Give your mind to him.

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How do you Feel? A Self-Help Guru's Quest for Your Brain

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