Something is wrong when we recorded this on Monday, discussing the new White House Communication Director Anthony Scaramucci and now Thursday as the podcast goes live, he has been fired?!?! What is this, the Apprentice?? This week Ashli and Sarah are ANNOYED and we're sure you are too. join us as we discuss/word vomit about the mind clutter that is this administration while Sarah holds true to the promise that GoT secrets will not be leaked regardless of whether or not you've watched yet. Bet you missed Sarah's political rants, eh? Oh ya, and to any audience members who are trans, do not listen to this coward we have as a President. Many people stand with you, beside you, and will fight back with you to remind this administration that people are people. We love you. make sure to SUBSCRIBE TO OUR ITUNES CHANNELLL!!!! then leave us a review, comment, like, share, follow, tweet, instagram, facebook, etc. to help spread the word about your two favorite embarrassments. Please send any other suggestions/tips on how to adult at: howtoadult1@gmail.com Instagram: @howtoadultpodcast Tweet/Instagram Sarah: @thesarahyork Tweet/Instagram/Snapchat Ashli: @ashli_p Facebook: www.facebook.com/howtoadultpodcast Drink of the night: Rose and loathing of those who voted for Trump

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EP 226: SCARY MOOCH IS OUT?!?!

hi friends! this week was IMPORTANT BECAUSE GAME OF THRONES IS BACK AND WE TALKED ABOUT IT BECAUSE FEELS. We are both wanting to be Arya when we grow up. We also give 0 f*cks about spoilers so...get caught up. Ashli and Sarah spend some time this week discussing weddings: what are your thoughts on New Years weddings? When do invites go out? Can you say no to being a bridesmaid? We think the answers are hell no, who knows and no prolly not. Let us know. ALSO CLOSE YOUR BROWSER TABS ON YOUR IPHONE YOULL THANK US LATER. xoxo see ya next week make sure to SUBSCRIBE TO OUR ITUNES CHANNELLL!!!! then leave us a review, comment, like, share, follow, tweet, instagram, facebook, etc. to help spread the word about your two favorite embarrassments. Please send any other suggestions/tips on how to adult at: howtoadult1@gmail.com Instagram: @howtoadultpodcast Tweet/Instagram Sarah: @thesarahyork Tweet/Instagram/Snapchat Ashli: @ashli_p Facebook: www.facebook.com/howtoadultpodcast wine of the day: Pinot Project - Pinot Grigio - delish!

EP 224: Shall We Begin?

SARAH GOT PAID SOMETHING FOR ANYTHING YAYAYAYYYYYY! keep it up, lets clap it out for our favorite friend. CHEERS. Ashli had way too many visitors and way too much alcohol and now is a whale, leave her alone. With her upcoming trip to Vegas, the two discuss the city, it's insanity, and who exactly are the people who *live* there? We need to know. Ashli grew up and sent a very mature text for once in her life and Sarah hates clickbait "likes" on social media. DON'T BE THIRSTY AND UBER STILL SUCKS. have a wonderful day. make sure to SUBSCRIBE TO OUR ITUNES CHANNELLL!!!! then leave us a review, comment, like, share, follow, tweet, instagram, facebook, etc. to help spread the word about your two favorite embarrassments. Please send any other suggestions/tips on how to adult at: howtoadult1@gmail.com Instagram: @howtoadultpodcast Tweet/Instagram Sarah: @thesarahyork Tweet/Instagram/Snapchat Ashli: @ashli_p Facebook: www.facebook.com/howtoadultpodcast wine of the day: Muga Rioja Rosado - AMAZING. especially after dinner. CHEERS.

TIP 223: DONT MOVE TO VEGAS, SHANE.

HELLO and welcome to our friend AMANDA who joins us from LA! Amanda has done it all in life - from living in the foster care system, having her own place at 16, becoming a mechanic, graduating from college to working through the music industry now at a top tier agency in the country! just like Beyonce, when life gave her lemons, she made Lemonade (and spiked it with tequila!). She shares her stories this week with the duo while Sarah shares how she lost a massive piece of furniture (how you ask?? great question) and Ashli can't control the volume of her voice because #wine. HAPPY SHORT WEEK. make sure to SUBSCRIBE TO OUR ITUNES CHANNELLL!!!! then leave us a review, comment, like, share, follow, tweet, instagram, facebook, etc. to help spread the word about your two favorite embarrassments. Please send any other suggestions/tips on how to adult at: howtoadult1@gmail.com Instagram: @howtoadultpodcast Tweet/Instagram Sarah: @thesarahyork Tweet/Instagram/Snapchat Ashli: @ashli_p Facebook: www.facebook.com/howtoadultpodcast wine of the day: COTES DE ROSE - our new favorite summer wine!

TIP 222: BE A REBEL w AMANDA

HI AND HAPPY THURSDAY. this week, Ashli and Sarah discuss how travel is bad for you (does it stress anyone else out like crazy? we have tips for you), the new Ken dolls because COOOOOOME OOONNNNN, and women's obsessions with men's beards. Ok and MEN's obsessions with other men's beards. What are you hiding in your chin of lies? Being summer, we also go through our bucket list which includes things like: not getting botox, sneaking in to see Dear Evan Hansen and trying yet again to spend time on a roof together. Won't happen but we can try? ENJOY THE 4th !!! make sure to SUBSCRIBE TO OUR ITUNES CHANNELLL!!!! then leave us a review, comment, like, share, follow, tweet, instagram, facebook, etc. to help spread the word about your two favorite embarrassments. Please send any other suggestions/tips on how to adult at: howtoadult1@gmail.com Instagram: @howtoadultpodcast Tweet/Instagram Sarah: @thesarahyork Tweet/Instagram/Snapchat Ashli: @ashli_p Facebook: www.facebook.com/howtoadultpodcast wine of the day: almond croissants and iced coffee -- too much rose last night.

TIP 221: DON'T MAKE A GMAIL FOR YOUR BABY.

hey guys - this week we cut the bullshit to talk about something we both felt needed to be discussed - alcohol and sexual consent. this touchy subject comes to the surface amidst rumors of a female contestant Corinne being too drunk on the show Bachelor in Paradise and allegedly not remembering a hookup with fellow contestant Demario Jackson. what arose was a hesaid/shesaid war involving accusations and denial. Warner Bros stepped in, reviewed the tapes and found no case of sexual assault creating an even more difficult situation. still SO tricky and led us to believe that since we have both male and female listeners, we need to talk about this. it's important and we hope this is just the start of a conversation you have amidst your own group so we are all more aware, more in control and more empathic of all parties in these scenarios, whether more mild or more severe than this particular case. **********if you feel you have been sexually assaulted, please call 1-800-656-4673 and remember that "no" ALWAYS means stop regardless of gender, and if you have to wonder if someone is too drunk for sexual acts, the answer is an absolute and resounding NO as well. make sure to SUBSCRIBE TO OUR ITUNES CHANNELLL!!!! then leave us a review, comment, like, share, follow, tweet, instagram, facebook, etc. to help spread the word about your two favorite embarrassments. Please send any other suggestions/tips on how to adult at: howtoadult1@gmail.com Instagram: @howtoadultpodcast Tweet/Instagram Sarah: @thesarahyork Tweet/Instagram/Snapchat Ashli: @ashli_p Facebook: www.facebook.com/howtoadultpodcast wine of the day: truth bombs. sober.

TIP 220: have...some difficult talks.

YES WE SAID IT. let's talk about college shall we? is a 4.0 worth the crippling debt students put themselves into?!? what are some alternatives to the pre-destined fate of college post-high school - we explore this. we also have small insights from Sarah's best friend slash child, Lenny. She is very wise and very adorable. We also discuss Ashli's new favorite topic, UBER Car Accidents because YES she got in ANOTHER ONE. we couldnt believe it either but she's ok and just as annoying as usual. Sit back, kick your feet up and think about this - what do you want to be when you grow up? We, personally, still have no effing idea. RIP to J.G. the world lost a beautiful heart and lovely man 

TIP 219: DONT GO TO COLLEGE!!!! wait what.... FT. LENNY

who else was watching on the edge of their seat today? we know we were. we wonder what Frank Underwood would think of all of this. Speaking of thrillers, Ashli and Sarah are HOOKED on (nope not phonics) true crime documentaries!!! Have you seen Mommy Dead and Dearest??? The Keepers??? The Staircase?? We need to discuss. Also need to get off our chest of 1% douchey it is for the MTA to raise their fares, we discuss our fave 90s movies from the past and our new favorite book Why we March. Can we also petition to have italics font available for texting? We both got some thiiiings to say. HAVE A GREAT WEEK! make sure to SUBSCRIBE TO OUR ITUNES CHANNELLL!!!! then leave us a review, comment, like, share, follow, tweet, instagram, facebook, etc. to help spread the word about your two favorite embarrassments. Please send any other suggestions/tips on how to adult at: howtoadult1@gmail.com Instagram: @howtoadultpodcast Tweet/Instagram Sarah: @thesarahyork Tweet/Instagram/Snapchat Ashli: @ashli_p Facebook: www.facebook.com/howtoadultpodcast CHECK OUT "THE BOX" ON FACEBOOK! NEW YORKERS - buy tickets to their June 4 show here ---> thepit-nyc.com/box-show/ wine of the day: pain and regret and hatred of 10am

EP 218: FORGET ABOUT COMEY FOR A SEC

HAPPY SHORT WEEK! and welcome this week's guest Andrea Garcia (umm its ahn-DRAY-uh you guys, okay?!?!)who hails from good ol Kansas City MO. A self-proclaimed Jack of all Trades, Andrea teaches yoga, is partner of a creative studio/marketing agency and enjoys long walks to the donut line in NYC. The three come together to talk and laugh about how they are similar and different and whether or not you should hook up with someone when you have a concussion. Asking for a friend. make sure to SUBSCRIBE TO OUR ITUNES CHANNELLL!!!! then leave us a review, comment, like, share, follow, tweet, instagram, facebook, etc. to help spread the word about your two favorite embarrassments. Please send any other suggestions/tips on how to adult at: howtoadult1@gmail.com Instagram: @howtoadultpodcast Tweet/Instagram Sarah: @thesarahyork Tweet/Instagram/Snapchat Ashli: @ashli_p Facebook: www.facebook.com/howtoadultpodcast wine of the day: Bertrard Cotes Rose GO GET IT OMG YUM

TIP 217: GET MARRIED IN A TACO BELL w ANDREA GARCIA

ok so we all do it and now we confront it - creeping on social media!!!! the QUEEN of facebook/instagram creeping, Ashli, lends her expertise from research and trial/error because you know she's a pro and also a psycho? whatever. Sarah + Ashli also target life's most crucial questions: is it necessary to have seen Home Alone? what new dating apps are out there? and most importantly - what does it mean about you as a person if you own a ferret? LISTEN IN and find out because these two are back with no head injuries and ready for action. kurt sucks. make sure to SUBSCRIBE TO OUR ITUNES CHANNELLL!!!! then leave us a review, comment, like, share, follow, tweet, instagram, facebook, etc. to help spread the word about your two favorite embarrassments. Please send any other suggestions/tips on how to adult at: howtoadult1@gmail.com Instagram: @howtoadultpodcast Tweet/Instagram Sarah: @thesarahyork Tweet/Instagram/Snapchat Ashli: @ashli_p Facebook: www.facebook.com/howtoadultpodcast CHECK OUT "THE BOX" ON FACEBOOK! NEW YORKERS - buy tickets to their June 4 show here ---> thepit-nyc.com/box-show/ wine of the day: Rose for Sarah; with random sips from Ashli #recovery

EP 216 "DO YOU HAVE A FERRET??"

brain scans, head gel and broken hands - OH MY. ashli's broken head has been an interesting experience for her but she's getting better - YAY. good news is we found that our FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL treat is now delivering...at least in New York?? Just remember when you deliver in shitty weather to give a little extra to your delivery man who's braving the storm, ya know? The two also discuss first date etiquette as far as whether or not you the man should pick up a woman for the date - is it chivalrous or creepy? the 2 weigh in and want your input! Also forgive Ashli for her Spice Girls lapse of judgment, she has head trauma. WE LOVE YOU STAY COOL OUT THERE. make sure to SUBSCRIBE TO OUR ITUNES CHANNELLL!!!! then leave us a review, comment, like, share, follow, tweet, instagram, facebook, etc. to help spread the word about your two favorite embarrassments. Please send any other suggestions/tips on how to adult at: howtoadult1@gmail.com Instagram: @howtoadultpodcast Tweet/Instagram Sarah: @thesarahyork Tweet/Instagram/Snapchat Ashli: @ashli_p Facebook: www.facebook.com/howtoadultpodcast CHECK OUT "THE BOX" ON FACEBOOK! NEW YORKERS - buy tickets to their June 4 show here ---> https://thepit-nyc.com/box-show/ wine of the day: Rose for Sarah; water for Ashli because #headtrauma (yes 2 weeks in a row)

TIP 215: TIP IN CASH.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT A BIG DEAL GUYSSSSS BUTTTTTTTTTT ashli got in a car accident and bumped her head - she's fine, she just has a concussion aka is herself x 10. she's gonna make it. the two discuss all of our favorite subjects: car accidents, periods, and first date kisses - what's appropriate here?? would you ever date someone who was divorced?? lets discuss. Ashli shares her most recent date gone wrong, and Sarah weighs in on how we should talk about our exes. WE'RE LIKE REALLY SMART YOU GUYS. make sure to SUBSCRIBE TO OUR ITUNES CHANNELLL!!!! then leave us a review, comment, like, share, follow, tweet, instagram, facebook, etc. to help spread the word about your two favorite embarrassments. Please send any other suggestions/tips on how to adult at: howtoadult1@gmail.com Instagram: @howtoadultpodcast Tweet/Instagram Sarah: @thesarahyork Tweet/Instagram/Snapchat Ashli: @ashli_p Facebook: www.facebook.com/howtoadultpodcast wine of the day: Rose for Sarah; water for Ashli because #headtrauma

TIP 214 DON'T TALK SHIT ON YOUR EX

ayyyyyy - today we have the awesome, the talented, the super chill NYC Chef Nick Williams - maybe you've seen him on Chopped? we know, no big deal. Nick, who happens to be one of Ashli's closest friends, joins Ashli and Sarah and the three talk about how everyone should be required to work in a restaurant, how sometimes unexpected turns lead you down even better roads, and how NICK HATES BEYONCE. we couldnt believe it either. ENJOY. follow Nick Williams on instagram @heavycreamnick and soon to be on YouTube as the site's newest sensation. you heard it first, kids. make sure to SUBSCRIBE TO OUR ITUNES CHANNELLL!!!! then leave us a review, comment, like, share, follow, tweet, instagram, facebook, etc. to help spread the word about your two favorite embarrassments. Please send any other suggestions/tips on how to adult at: howtoadult1@gmail.com Instagram: @howtoadultpodcast Tweet/Instagram Sarah: @thesarahyork Tweet/Instagram/Snapchat Ashli: @ashli_p Facebook: www.facebook.com/howtoadultpodcast wine of the day: water because we wanted to try #adulting. it sucked.

TIP 213 TIP YOUR WAITRESS w CHEF NICK WILLIAMS

serious question. who would be your celebrity bestie? who do you think you would hate in hollywood? Ashli and Sarah really cut to the core of deep topics this week but tackling these kinds of tough subjects. EVERYTHINGS FINE. you know what isnt fine? starting a fight with someone then realizing you need their help. don't worry! we have just the solution! pending friend requests, talking to a wall, plus ones at a wedding...you know just hard hitting journalism, over here! but really - WHAT DO YOU DRINK AT A WEDDING? let us know. BYE. make sure to SUBSCRIBE TO OUR ITUNES CHANNELLL!!!! then leave us a review, comment, like, share, follow, tweet, instagram, facebook, etc. to help spread the word about your two favorite embarrassments. Please send any other suggestions/tips on how to adult at: howtoadult1@gmail.com Instagram: @howtoadultpodcast 

TIP 212: YOULL NEVER BE FRIENDS W CHRISSY TEIGEN

sup playaaaas ! *sunglasses emoji* tomorrow is Ashli's birthday and we all know she will spontaneously combust if you don't wish her a happy birthday so set your alarms now. you've been warned. this week ASHLI & SARAH basically talk about travel this week - Sarah took a weekend trip with her girlfriend to upstate New York and realized the beauty of leaving the city every once in a while, for obvious reasons and maybe some reasons you haven't considered! Ashli wants to be like her sister and join in on the tiny home movement...but only for a weekend cauuuuse lets be honest she would die. The two also discuss one very important question - WHAT DO YOU WEAR ON FLIGHTS?!?!?! let us know, friends. 

TIP 211: NO SPONGEBOB PAJAMAS ON FLIGHTS.

what up dudes (insert sunglasses emoji). join Ashli and Sarah on their weekly quest to become better adults. the duo are total opposites but the best of friends...oh yeah and total trainwrecks. in between Sarah's career as a comic and Ashli's in the fashion industry, they lend their insight on a range of topics including dating, life in nyc, life IN GENERAL, politics, being in their late twenties/early thirties and most importantly...how much is too much wine? none of us *really* know what we're doing in this adulthood thing. let's see if we can figure it out a little bit together.

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