This week Julie (your old pal) contemplates grout, cassowary feet, and Billy Joel. All hail Salt-N-Peppa in 1993. Nobody has been or will be better than them. Meow!

How Was Your Week with Julie Klausner

"Let's Start With Similes" Ep. 236

Hello friends! Julie is back to discuss naughty sheep, some of her famous cooking tips, and the spectrum of opinions on Mother's Day. New York City is losing its mind! Have some banana bread.

"Animals Are Unpredictable and Untrained" Ep. 235

The world is TERRIBLE but your friend Julie is here to chat with you and help pass the time. This week we discuss Debbie Reynolds, precocious children, and chat with Nate about the time Julie abandoned him at a screening of The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. Then we have the supreme honor of talking to Ada Calhoun about Why We Can't Sleep, her incredible book about Gen X women. Thank god for Sondheim!

Ada Calhoun: "Hannigan-core" Ep. 234

Julie has found the source of the virus and it all comes down to Renée Zellweger. In other news, we discuss The Taking of Pelham 123, a seitan brisket, and the beautiful women of vintage prison films. Stay indoors and watch TCM, pals.

"Astronaut Heavy" Ep. 233

Julie has a brand new podcast with her pal Tom Scharpling (The Best Show) called DOUBLE THREAT! Enjoy this sneak preview and subscribe to DOUBLE THREAT on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts. DOUBLE THREAT premieres on Monday April 6th with new episodes EVERY Monday. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

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Everything is so bad! But in these trying times, Julie is here to discuss nazi-fighting fish, vegan shoes, Kat Von D's lamp, and Under the Skin. Please look at the Welch goats. We love you.

"A Top Hat" Ep. 232

Your friend Julie is back and ready to explore the great indoors with you! We've got thoughts on our current national crisis, a recap of The Experience, and a pivot to veganism. Thanks to you for listening and thanks to Robin Columbo for all she does.

"Shmine-Eleven" Ep. 231

It is 2019 and Julie has some thoughts about Mary Poppins grooming children, an idea for a new small business, and an update on Merle Allin's ongoing relationship with DryBar.   Oh yeah, and John Kasich attacked her through air travel arrangements and it was worse than Fyre Festival. Don't worry, vaccines still work.

"Poppins Grappling" Ep. 230

I've got a puzzle for you, loyal How Was Your Weeklies. What's the difference between a Garbage Pail Kid and the current administration? Answer: Klausner can talk for hours about one of those!   Also, your pal Julie K. has a new SNL-related superpower to unveil and some thoughts about the interior design business featured in the podcast-turned-television series Dirty John. Hold on to your seat, Eric Bana.

"Into a Box of Mike and Ike's" Ep. 229

Hello How Was Your Weeklies! On this episode, Jubees discusses the most fuckable Christopher Lloyd character, we review the discography of the musical artist Kermit the Frog, and meet a doula who can’t spell but who CAN encapsulate a placenta. So, unless you’re Joan Collins eating soup, strap in to hear about the Yiddish Fiddler, 9/11, and Mr. Jazz’s teef in episode 228. #StephenHawking

“I Wanted a Vegetarian Meal” Ep. 228

Hellos my lovelies! TRIGGER WARNING: People have not been nice to Tracy Chapman.   This episode starts with Nazis and the theme continues. But don't worry, there are also some thoughts on what to do with all the fruits and vegetables you have in your basement freezer. Oh yeah, and there are beavers in this podcast and they're not a moment too soon.   Oh and hey, do you like Fosse? Do you like grapes? Do you like UNCLEAN COMEDY? Congratulations, then you're a sociologist.

“All This Horrible Stuff” Ep. 227

Lordy, lordy look who's Jubees! After banishing Pennywise the clown back to his dark ride, Miss Klausner escaped to Europe for an actual, non-expensed, vacation.   As such, we will cover fairy tales, theme park foods, pizza lovers, and what exactly killed Duke, the Bush's Baked Beans dog. Some opinions you can keep to yourself dad, but tell your bullies how much you love episode 226!

"Jew Hands" Ep. 226

Jubees has made a big list of her favorite musicals (which AREN'T in order) because look around, what the fuck else is there to do? Then we discuss documentaries about wonderful people (and also Marlon Brando), some thoughts about DJ Khaled and ice cream, and a giant fuck you to the American healthcare system for everyone but cats.   Whatever you do, don't put a Pepsi on your erection.

"Chaotic Tumescence" Ep. 225

"BUY YOURSELF A HIGHLIGHT MAGAZINE!" – Goofus, Gallant, and Jubees   This week Julie has a certain anti-vaxx goth lady to roast – and how! On a similar note, where are all the smart people? Why cannot we keep them around?   There's also some horrible pedophiles, Jerry Springer's money pile, and some thoughts on why the Tonys should be on PBS.   As a final note: Bake cakes for gay people you fucking losers. Enjoy episode 224!

"Mumps High" Ep. 224

 THERE IS A DRILLING NOISE AND IT WILL NOT STOP. DRILLLLLLL!   This week we discuss having Shabbat dinner at a Wendy's DRILLLLLLL! get a few goth updates DRILLLLLLL! debate home births on Instagram DRILLLLLLL! and see a Branson Beauty. DRILLLLLLL!     Finally, we stop in with a lovesick pal and discover just how he learned to dance and if you can watch him now.   DRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Kenny Contour" Ep. 223

In which Julie Klausner asks guests how their week was, and also we learn stuff and have fun.

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