Oh yes we are just one sleep away from the first cherry being plucked in the English cricket season and boy is this an excited pod... In this episode we make clairvoyant claims as Whitto predicts the fortunes of the counties in Division One. With a bit of help from local bands this is dynamite! Plus a Jedi Master pops by and offers his thoughts... Listen to this pod you should. Understand it you will not. Laugh you may. The force is strong with this one. And be sure to follow our Twitter page for satirical updates throughout the season.

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Impossible To See, The Future Is

Here to tug on your heartstrings is the latest funny cricket podcast! Two weeks without a show must have you gagging for cricket satire... (or at least that's what Whitto tells himself!) In this episode, one stern mother, two male cads and a charity appeal. Plus we hear a Churchillian speech by the new captain of Durham cricket. A cricketer in need is a cricketer indeed! Oh and if you're looking for the best deals on cricketing books, kits and merch check out www.cricshop.com - our new batting partners.  

A Cricketer In Need

Order, order! Your funny cricket podcast has the floor, hoping to be a tad more popular than the government right now. For in these troubled times, how else can you smile? In this episode, Bono, Darth Vader and many politicians. We reveal our lessons learned from England's winter tour, through the guise of some superb songs. Plus take a peek inside parliament as a fiery debate rages... Cricket means cricket!  

House Of Common Nonsense

Today we answer some BIG questions, cutting to the very core of our universe, time and space... Or we pretend to do an interview with Prof Brian Cox and discuss seagull poop at Lord's! In this episode, a rumble tummy, nicknames and Darlington. Plus we hear a conversation between our Geoff and new Yorkshire recruit Duanne Olivier. Out of all the cricket podcasts in our galaxy, you chose this one. Bad luck mate!

Wonders Of The Universe

There's a rare treat on the podcast this week. Your hitherto unknown Producer gets so sick of Whitto rambling on about Keaton Jennings that he takes over! In this episode, Queen Vic, WKD and cricket landmarks. Plus with the Oscars on Sunday we thought it would be fun to create a CricOscars to make the past week of cricket appear interesting... Your films to choose from: Braveheart, Pirates of the Caribbean and Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid. It'll make a bit of sense when you listen... Hopefully!

Behind The Scenes

A Valentine's Day special! If you're lonely tonight, who cares? You can do without wet kisses and flowers, for you have something hotter. OUR. FUNNY. CRICKET. PODCAST. The only way to pleasure yourself on Valentine's Day. (Not sure that tagline will catch on!) In this episode, break up's, murders and sex. Plus a return of the much loved show, 'Blind Date' as Whitto hopes to find an opener who is committed to England! Sent with love from us at HFAL HQ. Even if it's unrequited...    

Blind Date

Tell us how does it feel to be a suffering England fan? A series loss in the Caribbean and nothing to show except your bronzed chest. We apply the sun lotion and cover up the 10 wicket defeat... In this episode, sinkhole puns, painful speeches and spicy advice. Plus we present a new SATIRICAL SONG! Get ready to drown out Whitto's warbling by singing along. The only cricket podcast which utterly ruins our beautiful sport! 

Trouble In America

Dry Jan is over which means it's time to get sloshed on a BRAND NEW series of your favourite cricket podcast! After a month out Cap'n Whitto is ready to set sail on a sea of satire. In this episode, soft toys, seasickness and a sexy octopus. We join England in the Caribbean where things aren't as jolly as they first appear... Plus make so many pirate puns you'll want to visit Davy Jones in his locker! Savvy?

Why's The Rum Gone?

We've reached our half century and final show of 2018. As such Whitto has created highlights from the past year of the pod.  Reminisce with the help of some silly satire. From the 'Golden Bail Awards' and '12 Days of Crickmas' to sketches featuring Attenborough, Sugar, Vaughan and Boycott, delve into the stocking! 2018 has been a rollercoaster year for this podcast, cricket and Britain. But all the while we've been screaming with laughter! Our bat is raised to you in the pavillion. Enjoy.

50 Not Out: Our Special Anniversary Show!

All aboard the good ship 'Howzat!' In this episode, builders, babies and (ice)bergs. With India travelling Down Under we hear from some men at work and peek inside Joe Root's Christmas stocking... Which may include a deleted scene from a certain disaster movie featuring a ship! Are we unsinkable? (At least we can cling onto a bleeding piece of wood, Jack!)

The Unsinkable Ship

GET ME OUT OF HERE! Is precisely what you'll be screaming as you listen to this weeks satirical cricket pod... In this episode, pirates, politicians and pricks. With England wrapping up their first series win in Sri Lanka this century we analyse where it all went right for skipper Root. Including a very special trip to the jungle, where Dec and Holly reveal which campmates love a bit of cricket! YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS IT...   

I'm A Cricketer...

Bismillah no! Whitto will not let you go... He'll never let you go until you've listened to this weeks cricket pod. In this episode, bicycle racing, falling hammers and breaking free. High after viewing the epic Queen biopic we're here to present a mish mash of a show, where anything goes. From England's 1st Test in Sri Lanka, to New Zealand domestic glory, come along for a night at the cricket ground. Cricket, what's new? Someone still loves you!

Attempting The Fandango

Did you miss us? Actually don't answer that! Needless to say after a week's absence Whitto is foaming funny at the mouth... In this episode, clock changes, a sorry Aussie and the elephant man. We discuss how wet England are in Sri Lanka and look ahead to the First Test at Galle. Plus stand and acclaim Whitto's award winning poem he penned at the age of 9... The funniest cricket podcast out there. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The Time Lord

Still raining in Sri Lanka ain't it? Despite this, Whitto serves up a haunted house of goodies. Thrills, spills and laughter so hard it kills! In this episode, a hot Ford Fiesta, limpets and one sexy anniversary. We defend the ECB's decision to tour during the monsoon season, whilst revealing what party piece our host used to play at house parties. Plus a traumatising few minutes as the Beast doth return from beyond the veil...  Scaredy cats beware! Dive into your cricket funny for the week.

Number Of The Beast

We're relaxing on a desert island this week. Lose yourself as the waves gently lap across the shore. You're at peace. Calm. Tranquil. Until that is Whitto wakes you up to reality! TalkSport are commentating on England matches abroad; not a pretty picture. In this episode, a weather report, sore meatballs and the Strictly curse. Plus learn about monsoon's and which Aussie players has finally listened to Uncle Bryn's advice. Tae time out of your hectic week and laugh along...  

State Of Serenity

Whitto, your average cricket fan takes you through the cricketing week. Spurned by his friends, silenced by his girlfriend and shunned by his family, he takes it all out on the cricketing gods. Full of metaphors, silly sounds and a few swears this podcast performs a function none out there do. If you want a lighthearted, possibly funny and opinionated look at cricket then this is for you. 

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