It's crazy that we've been doing this for so long and are just now getting around to a straight-up 'internet' episode. From outdated tech to social media to testing our meme knowledge, we go deep into our cringy pasts and discuss the impact of the world wide web.

I Don't Wanna Grow Up

Ep. 51 - The Internet (The Legacy of Robert Lawrence Stein)

IDWGU invites its first guest onto the show! Alex is a radio personality and podcast host herself who's here to chat about her road to success, plans for the future, and ghosts... yup, she's got ghost stories, you guys.

Ep. 50 - Goals with Alex Gervasi (Goals and Ghouls)

Stephen Cusato of ‘Not Another Cooking Show’ joins us this week to discuss the highs and lows of snacking. His palate might be more sophisticated than either of ours but at least we can all agree on one thing... Red Vines are the frickin’ worst.

Ep. 49 - Snacks with Stephen Cusato (Fighting Fatassness)

Whether you're playing them or screaming about them from the comfort of your sofa, just about everyone has an opinion on sports... unless you don't, which I guess is an opinion itself. Come listen to us break into a sweat while we argue about frisbees, fandom, and MMA fighting.

Ep. 48 - Sports! (Grab Your No. 3 Pencils)

How we get from place to place has changed a lot over the years, not only because we're adults but because transportation technology is straight-up crazy now. Uber allowances, driverless cars, electric scooters everywhere... BUT WHERE ARE THE JETPACKS?

Ep. 47 - Gettin' Around (Clubbing Cars with Straight Bars)

Coffee, breakfast burritos, the snooze button... there are plenty of things to love about starting another day, but how does the experience compare to when we were growing up?

Ep. 46 - Mornings (Felix and His Second Wife, Linda)

Like it or not, fashion choices affect how we are perceived by everyone around us. Are we more in tune with what looks good nowadays compared to when we were growing up? *confidently adjusts puka shell necklace*

Ep. 45 - Fashion Trends (Revenge of the Gucci Boys)

Everyone looks back on summertime as that sweet reprieve from school and responsibilities, when we lived on our bikes and sweated until we couldn't sweat anymore. Now that we're grownups, can it even compare?

Ep. 44 - Summertime (Dad Keeps Tea Bagging)

We know. We have no business talking about this topic. But if you think we don't have some damn opinions about it, you got another thing comin', bub. Come listen to our laundry list of tussles and kerfuffles, and how we managed to survive.

Ep. 43 - Fighting (Bury Me Next To The Other Jordan)

Dealing with stress is tricky, but it seems to get easier as we get older. We learn to use the different tools at our disposal (i.e., werewolf transformations, Shrek calendars, Wakandan bidets, etc.) to eventually overcome.

Ep. 42 - Stress (My Butthole Forever)

It's not quite bad or illegal... it's mischief. Testing boundaries and seeing how far you can go before getting into trouble. But was this experience better as a kid when those boundaries were abundant, or now that we're adults when we can do whatever the heck we want?

Ep. 41 - Mischief (How To Eat A Baby)

Just because we're no longer getting ridiculed or shoved into lockers for being fans of comic books and sci-fi doesn't mean nerd culture is better as adults. Jordan and Felix fire up their flux capacitors to go back and figure out which nerds are more #blessed.

Ep. 40 - Nerd Culture (Buff Peter Dinklage & the Infi-knit-y Gauntlet)

The infamy of Spring Break is well known and Jordan and Felix are here to talk about it. Speaking broken Spanish, eating copious amounts of garlic bread, buying all products sold by Suzanne Somers... you know, normal Spring Break stuff.

Ep. 39 - Spring Break (Thighmaster Wind Chimes)

Obviously, a couple of bad boys like Jordan and Felix know all about consequences. Come hear all of our stories from the clink (and, by that, I mean listen to how we forged report cards, stuffed our bodies with garbage food, and disobeyed our parents).

Ep. 38 - Consequences (No New Friends?)

No one likes chores but unless you live in a disgusting pit of filth, they are a natural part of life. From the basics like dishes and yard work to more complex tasks like sweeping a frickin' chimney, Felix and Jordan are getting down and dirty to cover it all.

Ep. 37 - Chores (Dog Poop Tennis & Chimney Maintenance)

The podcast where two guys who spend far too much time on the internet talk about how things were infinitely better when they were kids and spend each episode convincing themselves they're right.

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