"Mikey's On Crack" (to the tune of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back") OMG, Karen, look at his eyes They are like so dilated The pupils are like so round They’re like those big, bouncy things - basketballs I can’t look at him, ‘cause I’m scared Like more scared than I was when I watched “Gremlins” I mean, his eye things are so big And not to be racist, but they’re like really black too Like thick mol(e)-asses He’s just so whacked   He smokes the rock and he always lies His pillow, he hides it inside When he goes to bed at night, he pulls it out and then Tries to light up, but misses His wig now on fire, he freaks out ‘Cause he thinks a rat’s in the house He tells it to go away ‘Stead of pouring water its way He starts throwing his pillows at it And then screams, “Oh, sh*t!” Thought rocks were still in the case Even though they were in front of his face So, what’s he do now? Call Blue Lives Matter peeps for aid? Naw He goes and lights up Using his rat-hairpiece for help It’s all good again As things burn around him He smiles, dials An ex-dealer he calls “Luscious Lyle” Lyle says, “Intervention” Mikey says, “Insurrection?” Lyle hangs up, because he don’t give a f*ck Unpauses “Uncle Buck” So, Mikey (What?), Mikey (What?) Has your hairpiece disappeared? (Say what?) Reach up and feel it (Feel what?), feel it (Feel what?) Feel the balding head   Mikey’s on crack Mikey’s on crack   He smokes ‘em high, and low For when he hears some noises He just can’t help himself; he hides beside a small table Yells, “Going to jail!” He curls into a ball Repeats, “FREEDOM FOR ALL!” Sirens blare in the distance Or is that the air conditioning? Mikey sure as hell doesn’t know He’s in never-never land Curing every cancer With some kind of deadly ass poison Seeing things that have never been there Bears, and Trump winning Delaware Well, he’s scared of da bears So, he started saying a prayer “Father, please save me, but more importantly, help Trump win” “I can see that he did” “I also see, what’s that? Triceratops-Unicorn?” “Oh, yes! Thank you, lord!” “That must be a sign! 4 more!” “Why else would I hear that beast roar?” Mikey said amen, then called “Fox & Friends” For Kilmeade would want to know ‘Cause he’s dumb, really dumb Dumber than a comatose tree stump So, Mikey (Huh?), Mikey (Huh?) Are you ready to sound really douchey? (Huh?) Then open up, let them flap Even Doocy’s gonna laugh   Mikey’s on crack Mikey’s on crack   Yeah, Mikey, when it comes to crackheads There really ain’t no competition, because, you see Most crackheads don’t buy Trumpism No matter how cheap you sellin’ it   His dealer becomes a dentist, leaving him to look on Craigslist But Craigslist don’t have no searches for former crackhead dentists His flapping lips need some cheap rock Like “doodle-doo” needs cock He’ll leap over hurdles and facts He’ll even wear a mask Just kidding; that was going too far For a dumbass, crackhead traitor Who always gets an itch To be a giant Cheeto’s little b*tch So, yeah, withdrawals suck Less than MyPillow’s fluff ‘Cause they’re harder than rocks and are more useless Than blind drunks standing to piss To the friends and family of this loon Whether real or no Take his nasty ass out to get tests done Some we know he won’t pass – not one Don’t let him take them too fast You don’t want him to hurry back He may be fam, but you don’t know him That’s what you tell all who ask ‘bout him Loony bins, if you listenin’ Be forewarned about his presence And don’t let him bring in no pillows ‘Cause he uses them to smoke   Mikey’s on crack Mikey’s on crack   Mikey looks all whacked ‘cause he’s high on crack Mikey looks all whacked ‘cause he’s high on crack Mikey looks all whacked ‘cause he’s high on crack Mikey looks all whacked ‘cause he’s high on crack   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

"Mikey's On Crack" (parody based on the Sir Mix-A-Lot song, "Baby Got Back")

"Want Him to Fix My Ride" (to the tune of Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive") My car broke down; it won’t even turn on Told the mechanic would know what to do He’s been doing it for thirty some odd years So I went to Bob, who’s much cheaper   He’s a florist Got roses at half price I want him to fix my ride Want him to fix my ride   Saw it on Facebook; it has to be true That the mechanic turns cars into big brown shoes I can’t take the risk; shoes don’t have engines, wheels, or tires Need someone who knows petals; I know just the guy   He’s a florist Got roses at half price I want him to fix my ride Want him to fix my ride   Flower petals Yeah   Yeah, he’s a florist Got roses at half price I want him to fix my ride   He’s got no experience; thinks axles are hatchets But he’s better than elitist mechanics He tells me what I want to hear, right or wrong Put the car in a vase; water it; watch it grow   Yeah, he’s a florist Got roses at half price I want him to fix my ride Yeah, he’s a florist Who just rides a 1-speed bike And I want him to fix my ride I know fate is on my side I know he will fix my ride He’ll fix my ride He’ll fix my ride He’ll fix my ride He’ll fix my ride   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

"Want Him to Fix My Ride" (parody based on the Bon Jovi song, "Wanted Dead or Alive")

"They Would Do Anything For Trump (But They Won't Do That)" (to the tune of Meat Loaf's "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" And they would do anything for Trump They’d inject disinfectants, yeah They would do anything for Trump Naked, they’d jump into the Grand Canyon   But they’ll never save themselves with a little poke A poke or two And they would do anything for Trump But they won’t do that No, they won’t do that   Anything for Trump Chant, they would do anything for Trump They would do anything for Trump But they won’t do that No, they won’t do that   They’d back the blue into buildings With a flagpole that reads “TRUMP” While shouting, “BLUE LIVES MATTER!” And yet killing some in the process They’d dress like Confederates And protest democracy Doing this in the name of white supremacy Snowflakes fall   Trailer-trash aplenty Some yellow teeth a-missing Overalls a-dirty First- and second-cousins a-kissing   Not having a thought in their noggins Loudly shouting all that they’re told Like, ironically, “Think for yourself!” And “What do we think next?”   They would so do anything for Trump They’d consume bigly shards of glass And they would do anything for Trump They’d even stick flashlights in their ass But they’ll never see a doc for meds in the form of a shot Ow, no And they would do anything for Trump Chant, they would do anything for Trump Chant, they would do anything for Trump But they won’t do that No, they won’t do that   They would do anything for Trump Pork pigs with sausage in the rump But they just won’t do that They would do anything for Trump Pork pigs with sausage in the rump But they just won’t do that They would do anything for Trump Pork pigs with sausage in the rump But they just won’t do that   Fox, Facebook, YouTube ev’ry day Deception, repetition Brainwashed to actually believe what they see isn’t what they see   Edited videos they watch Typo-laden memes they read All making as much sense as Trump is straight; snowflakes are strong; guns are peace   Prejudice rules the day Though they’d never admit to that They talked to a black guy Asked him where to get the best fried chicken   Have not a cell in their noggins Shout everything that they’re told Like, oddly enough, “Think for yourself!” And “What do we think next?”   Yeah, they would do anything for Trump They’d climb Mt. Everest high on crack And they would do anything for Trump They’d literally stab themselves in the back   But they’ll never take vaccines praised by Godfather Fauci Eva Eva And they would do anything for Trump Chant, they would do anything for Trump They would do anything for Trump But they won’t do that Ow, no, no they won’t do…   They would do anything for Trump Pork pigs with sausage in the rump But they just won’t do that   They would do anything for Trump Pork pigs with sausage in the rump But they just won’t do that   They would do anything for Trump Pork pigs with sausage in the rump But they just won’t do that   They would do anything for Trump Pork pigs with sausage in the rump But they just won’t do that   They would do anything for Trump Pork pigs with sausage in the rump But they just won’t do that   They would do anything for Trump Pork pigs with sausage in the rump But they just won’t do that   They would do anything for Trump Pork pigs with sausage in the rump But they just won’t do that   But they’ll never put their families, selves over an orange blob Ow, no And they would do anything for Trump Chant, they would do anything for Trump Chant, they would do anything for Trump But they won’t do that No, they won’t do that   Will they worship him? Will they call him God? Will they all pray in his name before lying some more? Will they say he rose again but ain’t “woke?”   They can do that! Chant, they can do that! Will they follow his lead? Will they spread his word? That being gay is a sin, unless it’s hot girl-on-girl? Cheating is fine if the baby ain’t yours?   They can do that! Chant, chant, they can do that!   Will they sell their souls for unfulfilled promises? Just because of what their father-uncle once said to them? That white men rule, even if they’re orange?   Now they can do that! Chant, now they can do that!   Will they turn their backs on this, our country again? Will they then claim it was Gandhi, Pope, and Mother Teresa? That they all disguised themselves as Proud Boys?   Now they can do that! Chant, chant, now they can do that!   If the world were to end with no vaccine They would rather perish just to say they were still free Even if Trump’s life were on the line   They won’t do that They won’t do that   First they ended polio Measles came next Mumps was not far behind Then the chickenpox With all the advancements, things are different this time   They won’t do that No, they won’t do that   Anything for Trump Chant, they would do anything for Trump They would do anything for Trump But they won’t do that No, they won’t do that   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

"They Would Do Anything For Trump (But They Won't Do That)" (parody based on the Meat Loaf song, "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"

"Blinded By the Right" (to the tune of Manfred Mann's "Blinded By the Light") Blinded by the right Trumped up like a douche, without an honest bone in sight Blinded by the right Trumped up like a douche, without an honest bone in sight Blinded by the right Trumped up like a douche, without an honest bone in sight   Chanting “FREEDOM!” again Being told what to say, what to believe, and how to vote The speaker – the leader, heard from a ghostly savior “Science is a damn hoax!” “Just read Galatians, Philippians, Two Corinthians” Prayer always the answer Reaction just when inaction becomes action “Groundhog Day” for the 12th time this year “Groundhog Day” for the 12th time this year   They were so blinded by the right Trumped up like a douche, without an honest bone in sight Blinded by the right Trumped up like a douche, without an honest bone in sight Blinded by the right Trumped up like a douche, without an honest bone in sight Blinded by the right Trumped up like a douche, without an honest bone in sight   “Being employed there myself, trust me when I say this” “Never trust the government!” “So trust me with your money; send it all my way!” “The Caymans will take care of it” The speaker bragged; the crowd clapped; giving into the scam “This could be you someday,” he said “Making money; doing nothing; ending American dreams” “That’s no quid pro quo, just pay-for-play” “No quid pro quo, just pay-for-play”   They were so blinded by the right Trumped up like a douche, without an honest bone in sight Blinded by the right   As they wear blindfolds throughout their lives Honest truth is their kryptonite Honest truth is their kryptonite   Happens when fear and faith collide Happens when fear and faith collide There’s no rhyme nor reason to follow this Oompa-Loompa madman Happens when fear and faith collide   Trick or treat; pay the least; starving many, as they feast Born into riches Blinded by envy and greed; they think money falls from trees Inheritance? “We built it!” “If you work as hard as me, you can have all these nice things!” Set your conscience aside Claim to b’LIEve all you speak, contrary to reality Hands on the Bible and lie “Groundhog Day” for the 12th time this year   They were so blinded by the right Trumped up like a douche, without an honest bone in sight Blinded by the right Trumped up like a douche, without an honest bone in sight   Blinded by the right (Chanting “FREEDOM!” again and being told what to say) Trumped up like a douche, without an honest bone in sight (What to believe, how to vote) Blinded by the right (The speaker – the leader, heard from a ghostly savior) Trumped up like a douche, without an honest bone in sight (“Science is a damn hoax!”) Blinded by the right (“Just read Galatians, Philippians, Two Corinthians”) Trumped up like a douche, without an honest bone in sight (Prayer always the answer) Blinded by the right (Reaction just when inaction becomes action) Trumped up like a douche, without an honest bone in sight (“Groundhog Day” for the 12th time this year) Blinded by the right (Those fact-checks are bright and right; gotta push them outta sight) Trumped up like a douche, without an honest bone in sight (Unrevised history also) Blinded by the right (Wear blindfolds at night, to see the light; falling down a stair flight) Trumped up like a douche, without an honest bone in sight (Still closed eyes, to own liberals) Blinded by the right (“Being employed there myself, trust me when I say this”) Trumped up like a douche, without an honest bone in sight (“Never trust the government!”) Blinded by the right (“So trust me with your money; send it all my way!”)   As they wear blindfolds throughout their lives Honest truth is their kryptonite   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

"Blinded By the Right" (parody based on the Manfred Mann song, "Blinded By the Light")

"Supermassive Maskholes" (to the tune of Muse's "Supermassive Black Hole") Dumb f*ckers, it just takes a second Dumb f*ckers, can’t you put them on? This isn’t some rocket surgery It isn’t even tic-tac-toe   Ugh You make the Jesus cry You make the Jesus cry   Airborne germs entering your system You shouldn’t have made out with that stranger’s old smartphone Airborne germs entering your system You shouldn’t have made out with that stranger’s old smartphone   Here you thought you could fool everyone Dumb f*ckers, you just fooled yourselves While flexing your minuscule muscles You get hooked to a ventilator   You make the Jesus cry You make the Jesus cry   Airborne germs entering your system You shouldn’t have made out with that stranger’s old smartphone Airborne germs entering your system You shouldn’t have made out with that stranger’s old smartphone   Supermassive maskholes Supermassive maskholes Supermassive maskholes Supermassive maskholes   Airborne germs entering your system You shouldn’t have made out with that stranger’s old smartphone Airborne germs entering your system You shouldn’t have made out with that stranger’s old smartphone   Airborne germs entering your system You shouldn’t have made out with that stranger’s old smartphone Airborne germs entering your system You shouldn’t have made out with that stranger’s old smartphone   Supermassive maskholes Supermassive maskholes Supermassive maskholes Supermassive maskholes   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

"Supermassive Maskholes" (parody based on the Muse song, "Supermassive Black Hole")

"Get Vaxxed" (to the tune of David Bowie's "Let's Dance") Get vaxxed Put on a band-aid and go get laid Get vaxxed For doing what was right – a first in your life Get poked It’s been a while – way too long Get poked Meds penetrating deep in your soul   If you get shot I’ll scream for you Oh, if you get jabbed I’ll moan ‘Cause the needle wants you Your arm – get deep into Veins start popping up at its touch Orgasmic experience   Get vaxxed Get vaxxed You’ll never feel better Get vaxxed Will be smokin’ after Get poked A smile will light up your face Get poked Onlookers will see your glow, know you got laid   And if you get shot I’ll scream for you Oh, if you get jabbed I’ll moan ‘Cause the needle wants you Your arm – get deep into Veins start popping up at its touch Orgasmic experience   Get vaxxed Put on a band-aid and go get laid Get poked Onlookers will see your glow, know you got laid Get vaxxed Get vaxxed Get vaxxed, vaxxed, vaxxed   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

"Get Vaxxed" (parody based on the David Bowie song, "Let's Dance")

"Ron's a Fascist" (to the tune of Live's "Lightning Crashes") Ron’s a fascist, he can’t help but lie His conscience thrown into the swamp Hundreds in Florida die He muddies himself up And gets ready to go on a Twitter rant   Ron’s a fascist, well, at least he tries His heart and soul thrown in the swamp Thousands in Florida die The mud that was on him Was actually nothing but his bullsh*t   Everyone sees it, Ron is a wimp Just compensating for a tiny dick He’s nothing more than a deplorable chicken sh*t We can see it   Ron’s a fascist, he can’t help but lie He can’t even put on a mask Hundreds in Florida die As COVID flies, into the hot, muggy air Ron walks on stilts, so big and high, high   Everyone sees it, Ron is a wimp Just compensating for a tiny dick He’s nothing more than a deplorable chicken sh*t We can see it We can see it   We all see it, Ron is a wimp Just compensating for a tiny dick He’s nothing more than a deplorable chicken sh*t We can see it   We all see it, Ron is a wimp Just compensating for a tiny dick He’s nothing more than a deplorable chicken sh*t We can see it   We all see it, Ron is a wimp Just compensating for a tiny dick He’s nothing more than a deplorable chicken sh*t We can see it We can see it We can see it   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

"Ron's a Fascist" (parody based on the Live song, "Lightning Crashes")

"They're Too Stupid" (to the tune of Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy") They’re too stupid for the docs Too stupid for the docs Docs want them to get shot(s)   They’re too stupid for vaccines Too stupid for vaccines Afraid of herpes   And they’re too stupid for a mask Too stupid for a mask They put ‘em on their ass   And they’re too stupid for some logic Too stupid for some logic Making sense doesn’t make sense   They are Trumpers, don’t know how to think They just sit in their basements chanting slogans Yeah, chanting slogans, chanting slogans, yeah They just sit in their rooms chanting slogans   They’re too stupid for some meds Too stupid for some meds Except Viagra   And they’re too stupid for advice Too stupid for advice After itching from lice   They are Trumpers, don’t know how to think They just sit in their basements chanting slogans Yeah, chanting slogans, chanting slogans, yeah They forget the words while chanting slogans   They’re too stupid for all Too stupid for all Too stupid for all   Because they are Trumpers, don’t know how to think They just sit in their basements chanting slogans Yeah, chanting slogans, yeah, chanting slogans, yeah They forget the words while chanting slogans   They’re too stupid for the truth Too stupid for the truth Full f*ckin’ Full f*ckin’ truth   They’re too stupid for the docs Too stupid for the docs Docs want them to get shot(s)   And they’re too stupid for themselves   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

"They're Too Stupid" (parody based on the Right Said Fred song, "I'm Too Sexy")

"So Deplorable" (to the tune of EMF's "Unbelievable")   They hate all those who are different Either inside or out Even though everybody’s different But they don’t pick up on that fact They constantly claim they’re not racist Before telling racist jokes Thinking it excuses them and Then saying, “No offense” No defense Your nasty face Ugliness of your heart beats away Your nasty face You’re so deplorable   They hate all those who are equal In accordance with the law They stand for the anthem Wrapped in the flag and Fight what it represents Just wanting freedom for one Yet saying freedom for all Thinking it excuses them Then saying, “No offense” No defense Your nasty face Ugliness of your heart beats away Your nasty face You’re so deplorable   Living in the past Last in all their classes Bully their way to the top Use their flags to kill some cops Wanting privilege To be treated like the kings Get handed everything for free Refusing aid for those who went through slavery “Snowflakes are ruining this country” As sensitive whites melt slowly   They hate all those who are different Either inside or out Even though everybody is different But they don’t pick up on that fact They constantly claim they’re not racist Before telling racist jokes Thinking it excuses them and Then saying, “No offense” No defense Your nasty face Ugliness of your heart beats away Your nasty face Nastier than a mole Your nasty face Ugliness of your heart beats away Your nasty face You’re so deplorable You’re really deplorable You’re so deplorable   It’s so deplorable You’re so deplorable   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

"So Deplorable" (parody based on the EMF song, "Unbelievable")

"Campaign Moral Coma" (to the tune of Oasis's "Champagne Supernova") When the dollars come storming in We throw singles at chicks named Sin We’re scamming all of you left and right Telling lies with no remorse Incite violence? Yes, of course We’re scamming all of you left and right   Press the power button Go to GOP’s site Our campaign moral coma will never die Press the power button Go to GOP’s site Our campaign moral coma Our campaign moral coma never dies   We shout bumper sticker slogans Rhymes that don’t make a bit of sense “Want a female friend? Talk to Mike Pence” Telling lies with no remorse Incite violence? Yes, of course We’re scamming all of you left and right   Press the power button Go to GOP’s site Our campaign moral coma will never die Press the power button Go to GOP’s site Our campaign moral coma Our campaign moral coma   Knocked out years ago The party’s conscience wrecked without a helmet We all now campaign night and day Holding Bibles; paying hookers; getting laid Laid, laid, laid, laid   When the dollars come storming in We throw singles at chicks named Sin We’re scamming all of you left and right Telling lies with no remorse Incite violence? Yes, of course We’re scamming all of you left and right   Press the power button Go to GOP’s site Our campaign moral coma will never die Press the power button Go to GOP’s site Our campaign moral coma Our campaign moral coma   Knocked out years ago The party’s conscience wrecked without a helmet We all now campaign night and day Holding Bibles; paying hookers; getting laid Laid, laid, laid, laid   Blah, blah, blah Blah, blah Blah, blah Blah, blah, blah Blah, blah Blah, blah Blah, blah Blah, blah Blah, blah, blah   When the dollars come storming in We throw singles at chicks named Sin We’re scamming all of you left and right Scamming you left and right Scamming you left and right Scamming you left and right Scamming you left and right Scamming you left and right Scamming you left and right Scamming you left and right Scamming you left and right Scamming you left and right   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

"Campaign Moral Coma" (parody based on the Oasis song, "Champagne Supernova")

"Give a Buck" (to the tune of KC and the Sunshine Band's "Give It Up") COVID stimulus checks Republicans don’t want to Help anyone other than big Kochs   No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no-no-no, so They just give a buck Give a buck They just give a buck No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no-no-no, so They just give a buck Give a buck They just give a buck   COVID assistance bills GOPers don’t want to Help anyone other than big Kochs   No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no-no-no, so They just give a buck Give a buck They just give a buck No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no-no-no, so They just give a buck Give a buck They just give a buck Give a buck   No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no-no-no, so They just give a buck Give a buck They just give a buck No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no-no-no, so They just give a buck Give a buck They just give a buck   COVID stimulus checks Republicans don’t want to Help anyone other than big Kochs   No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no-no-no, so They just give a buck Give a buck They just give a buck No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no-no-no, so They just give a buck Give a buck They just give a buck   They don’t want to They don’t want to Give a buck Mitch, McCarthy We need funds for More than Venmo underage girls More than our eleventh hummer Give a buck, maybe one more The deficits you don’t care for Be a Tin Man; seek a heart; give a buck Hey, GOP We need some funds Can your poor voters count on you? Hey, heartless Republicans Be human   Will you give a, give a buck? Hey, GOP Give us some funds Before we vote your ass out Grow a heart, we need a few bucks   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

"Give a Buck" (parody based on the KC and the Sunshine Band song, "Give It Up")

"Klan Leader" (to the tune of Hall & Oates's "Maneater") She has lived a privileged life Only does what is white Yeah, Marjorie Taylor Greene is her name She’s locked and loaded About to post on Facebook and fire plenty of blanks She’s holding AR-15s Threatening Waters, Bush, and Pressley The pic so bad, even Zuckerberg decided to remove it Yeah, that is a first Greene cries, “Where’s my free speech?” “To threaten some black ladies?”   Oh, here she posts Look out, blacks! She’ll shoot you down Oh, here she posts She’s a Klan leader Oh, here she posts Look out, blacks! She’ll shoot you down Oh, here she posts She’s a Klan leader   Black lives don’t matter to her Except guns in her purse To fight for equality, to her is slavery ‘Cause, wait for it Okay, I’ve got nothin’; she’s just a racist Karen   Oh, here she posts Look out, blacks! She’ll shoot you down Oh, here she posts She’s a Klan leader Oh, here she posts Look out, blacks! She’ll shoot you down Oh, here she posts She’s a Klan leader   Duck! Oh, here she posts Here she posts Look out, blacks! She’ll shoot you down Oh, here she posts Look out She’s a Klan leader Oh, here she posts She’s a Klan leader Ooh, she’ll shoot you down Oh, here she posts Here she posts, she’s a Klan leader Oh, here she posts Look out She has lived a privileged life, ooh Oh, here she posts Here she posts She’s a Klan leader Oh, here she posts She’s a Klan leader Yeah, the b*tch is whack, ooh Oh, here she posts Here she posts Look out, blacks! Look out, blacks! Oh, here she posts Oh, look out, look out, look out, look out Oh, here she posts Oh, yeah, she’s a Klan leader Oh, here she posts She’s a Klan leader She’s looking and typing, ooh Oh, here she posts Oh, she’s a Klan leader   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

"Klan Leader" (parody based on the Hall & Oates song, "Maneater")

"Real Fools" (to the tune of Tony! Toni! Tone!'s "Feels Good") Let’s deny reality while dying freely We don’t need none of those stupid vaccines COVID was invented by our aunt Doreen   We’re real fools, yeah We’re real fools Yeah, we’re real fools We’re real fools We’re real fools everyday   If you’re a real fool like me, denier Shine lights up your butt If you’re a real fool like me, denier Shine lights up your butt If you’re a real fool like me, denier Shine lights up your butt If you’re a real fool like me, denier Inject disinfectants   Masks that we wear Kill peeps everyday Well, that’s what we hear From our voice, Donald J. He knows we’re real fools too   We think Fauci is Godfather We’re real fools We think flu is Corona We’re real fools We think masks cause hypothermia We’re real fools We think the flu is COVID   Don’t you wanna be a real fool too?   If you’re a real fool like me, denier Shine lights up your butt If you’re a real fool like me, denier Shine lights up your butt If you’re a real fool like me, denier Shine lights up your butt If you’re a real fool like me, denier Inject disinfectants   Talked to MyPillow His eyes seemed to glow Like he was higher than us Preached about anti-malaria   You all know We’re real fools Can’t ever be left alone We’re real fools We think gravity is an astronaut hoax We’re real fools Oven on when no one is home We’re real fools Our teachers said so Don’t matter, we’re real fools and we’re free   Fever, cough, shortage of breath Yeah, never felt better We’re real fools Hooked up to a machine Looking hot AF We’re real fools, aw yeah We’re real fools   If you’re a real fool like me, denier Shine lights up your butt If you’re a real fool like me, denier Shine lights up your butt If you’re a real fool like me, denier Shine lights up your butt If you’re a real fool like me, denier Inject disinfectants   Doctors say I’ll die if I don’t cut it out That I should get one of them COVID shots Moderna or Pfizer or J & J Side effects include: Won’t die today Yeah, that’s a big thanks but no thanks, doc Gonna live like skydivers with no chute on   Real fools, yeah We’re real fools We’re real fools We’re real fools We’re real fools, yeah We’re real fools   You know it in how I talk You know it in how I walk You know it in how I tweet You know it in how I tweet   You know it in how I walk You know it in how I sound You know it in how I look You all know   We’re real fools, yeah We’re real fools We’re real fools, yeah We’re real fools   We’re fools, we’re real fools You can hear it You can see it We’re fools, we’re fools, we’re fools These masks are made of uranium It’s why Iran is hiding them   We’re real fools We’re real fools We’re real fools   You know it in how I talk You know it in how I walk You know that I don’t know it Yeah, we’re real fools   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

"Real Fools" (parody based on the Tony! Toni! Tone! song, "Feels Good")

"Blind Trigger" (to the tune of Bush's "Blood River") Trumper snowflakes get triggered all the time Most of which they are so blind Denial not just in Egypt Their favorite language is projection   A black man taking a knee A living woman making money Muslims and LGBTs living free Get ready for the angry tweets   Their eyes covered with lies, anger, and hate Their blind trigger, cakes for gays Ignorance is bliss-ful(l) of escape Their blind trigger, what scripture says Blind trigger, what scripture says Blind trigger, what scripture says   Prejudiced against y’all They claim this means we’re equal While wearing a shirt that says whites always rule Standing on a cliff to look tall   Rights are stripped when they’re given to all Not seeing this isn’t logical At this, they bang their heads against walls Muslims and LGBTs living free Get ready for the angry tweets   Their eyes covered with lies, anger, and hate Their blind trigger, cakes for gays Ignorance is bliss-ful(l) of escape Their blind trigger, what scripture says Blind trigger, what scripture says Blind trigger, what scripture says Blind trigger, what scripture says Blind trigger, what scripture says   Why do all the Trumper snowflakes melt? With math and science Fact-checks Letters Numbers Reading Thinking Logic Non-flu Vaccines The truth   A black man taking a knee A living woman making money Muslims and LGBTs living free Get ready for the angry tweets   Their eyes covered with lies, anger, and hate Their blind trigger, cakes for gays Ignorance is bliss-ful(l) of escape Their blind trigger, what scripture says Blind trigger, what scripture says Blind trigger, what scripture says Blind trigger, what scripture says Blind trigger, what scripture says   Blind trigger, what scripture says Blind trigger, what scripture says   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

"Blind Trigger" (parody based on the Bush song, "Blood River")

"Vote Out the Clowns" (to the tune of Bush's "Send in the Clowns") With hair as red as blood A nose that grows and grows They’re ‘bout to juggle lies Blow balloons and the world   They smile, distract, and tease Give the people what they all want to see An’thing for money Disguised to hide truth from land of the free   Jordan, Cruz, and Gaetz Let’s vote out the clowns So the circus isn’t here to stay It’s not too late To grab a pie Throw it; squirt a flower in their face Jordan, Cruz, and Gaetz Let’s vote out the clowns Let’s vote out the clowns   Their shoes are too big Compensating for all their tiny dicks Sporting their baggy pants Trip on it, words, when they go on the attack   They fall and cry And yell, “Those aren’t tears coming from our eyes” They groan and sigh As yuge puddles form under their flexed bis   Jordan, Cruz, and Gaetz Let’s vote out the clowns So the circus isn’t here to stay It’s not too late To grab a pie Throw it; squirt a flower in their face Jordan, Cruz, and Gaetz Let’s vote out the clowns Let’s vote out the clowns   Their show really sucks They are ripping off all of us Think we’re bunch of schmucks It’s time we give f*cks instead of bucks It’s time we give f*cks instead of bucks   Jordan, Cruz, and Gaetz Let’s vote out the clowns So the circus isn’t here to stay   Jordan, Cruz, and Gaetz Let’s vote out the clowns So the circus isn’t here to stay Let’s vote out the clowns Let’s vote out the clowns   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

"Vote Out the Clowns" (parody based on the Bush song, "Send in the Clowns")

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