Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. This week is full of a lot of rapid fire ideas. They get shot down quick. Why? Because our guest actually works for the USPS, and knows how to fix it. Listen up and you too can learn how to save the world, and the USPS. We are joined by Dave, the letter carrier, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

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Season 2.5, Episode 3: Real Post Office Ideas ft. Dave The Letter Carrier

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. We're back to save the USPS. Our first idea is to just hold more elections. Get some new blood in office, and get new money into the post office. We could also change the meaning of going postal. Now the post office could sell sell tax free ammo. You get cheaper ammunition, and can defend yourself if the postal workers flip out. A lot of people want to defund the police. If you do, you could just shift money over to the USPS, and let them patrol their neighborhoods. George R R Martin wants to release the next book, but what if he sent chapters to the post office, and you could mail order them to your house? You know you would. It might be the only way we'd ever get it. Funny enough, the Dog Round shows up to try and help keep mail people in a job so they have something to bark at. dog round We're done with the good ideas. Now for the bad ones. What if the post office was more like the mafia. They could run protection rackets and drug deals through the post office and get that sweet tax free money. The Office is the newest speakeasy in town. By day, it's the post office, by night they serve drinks and throw the dankest parties around. Is dank still a term? Great. Do you need a new vehicle? The post office could sell the postal trucks for personal use. Who wouldn't want to supe it up into a street racing machine. sell post office trucks. We are joined by Chris Carlis, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Season 2.5, Episode 2: More Ways To Save The USPS! ft.Chris Carlis

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. There's still a pandemic going on, but we're back to help save the post office. One way to save money is to train dogs to help sort mail. They might eat some of it, but at least they're fed. Another idea is to bring back something from the past. Mail your children. It's like childcare. If they stick around long enough, maybe they will become postal workers, and then the cycle can begin again. Twitter could help out by creating paid for stamps to go on tweets that show your USPS spirit. You get swag, and the USPS gets a few pennies. One thing the USPS does still that hasn't really been replaced is sending cards to people. What if we just send more cards? Conception day, extra birthdays, or even an autoscheduled delivery? Set up birthday cards for your family that you don't want to talk to so you don't have to. Do you use Postmates? What about Post Mates, the new tinder for postal workers? They could even do a calendar like firefighters do. It would probably get free shipping! We are joined by Alex, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Season 2.5, Episode 1: Let's Save The USPS! Ft. Alex

Hey kids! We have some sad news. Since this podcast is recorded live, and in person, we're going to have to pause this season of episodes. We thought about recording online, but it just doesn't work with how we do the show. We'll be back soon, we love you all. Until then, stay safe everyone!

Season 2 Hiatus

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Sometimes when you take a shower, you really want a bath, but you still want to stand. With the Showth you can fill up your bath as high as you want. Just be careful when you get out, you don't want to flood the downstairs. Do you need a mom, and quick? Dial M For Mom! I have a toddler, but I still want to go rock climbing. The ClimbNCarry lets you climb and still carry your child, or children. Crisper is a new type of turkey. You flip a switch and it starts cooking itself from the inside. It cooks it quick and well. How? You got it, nerds at NASA. Do you have a bike and a bike? BikePack lets you tow bicycles with your motorcycle. It's the most efficient way to bike while you bike. Animals can fly, echo locate, dislocate their jaw. We want to eat an animal and gain its powers. Make it happen. Do you have enough fingernails? Maybe one just broke. Maybe you lost one in an unfortunate smelting accident. With the fingernail bank you can make sure you always have enough when you need them. We are joined by russeLl, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Season 2, Episode 20: Dial M For Mom Ft. russeLl

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Social distancing isn't always easy, and not everyone could do it easily UNTIL NOW! With the Social Distancing Kit, you too can keep your distance. It will come with not only the tools to keep yourself safe, but tools to keep the people outside away from you. It even comes with a free poking stick. With people staying home more, sometimes you're hanging out in your underwear. But, you may have things in your pockets you need. With PocketWear, you can keep that chapstick on you at all times. Jurassic Park was good, but what about Geriatric Park? Right? Right? RIGHT? WEE WOO WEE WOO! Ambulance Round! There is an app that should already exist, but is necessary now. Swipe! It's like Yelp for roadside bathrooms. You can rate every bathroom you use, so people know the nicer, cleaner bathrooms to find and use. Mr. T's Insta Tees is a new site where Mr T sells you shirts made instantly. Just don't tell anyone that the shipping labels are made instantly, but the shirts don't ship for two weeks. It's not immoral, we promise. With movies coming out getting mediocre reviews, we need a renaissance of the movie industry. By making things new and better? NOPE! We make sequels that are awful so people have nostalgia for the mediocre movies that have already come out. We are joined by Brady, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Season 2, Episode 19: Mr. T's Insta Tees Ft. Brady

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Turtles move slowly, but people love them. With Turtletisement, we paint your logo on a turtle and let it loose. You never know where it'll be next, unless you look a few feet ahead. Pictures on dating apps are very misleading. You never see what people really look like. With BedHead, you get a call on your phone from the app to tell you to take a picture at any time of day, and if you don't take one, you get locked out of the app for a week. You may get hurt, cut, or hit by a car at any time. With injectable glitter, you can make sure that when you get hurt, it'll be memorable. We've got another Ambulance Round. Migraines are painful, but mostly because of how sudden they are. What if there was a medication that gave you a constant low-grade migraine all the time? Then you could get used to it. Sometimes you get a drink, and let it sit. Your so-called friends get on you for not drinking it. But, it gets a bit gross the longer it sits. We propose an alcohol that changes flavor the longer it sits. That way you never know what it'll taste like. Your kids draw animals, and you want to tell them that they are great artists, but animals don't really look like that. With our new service, you send us the pictures and we source out animals that look like it. Then you can take your kids to see them. We are joined by Becca, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Season 2, Episode 18: Turtlestisment Ft. Becca

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Do you spend too much money at certain places? With Credit Card Blacklist, you can make sure your cards don't work at the places that entice you the most. It's perfect, especially since no one uses cash anymore. Some things are just too gross to want to eat, like flies. But, what if there were lab grown fly meat? Then you could taste what it's like, without all the grossness involved. Invisible fences for dogs are great, but we need more. Introducing the custom indoor fence. You place strips around your house as a barricade. You can walk through it, but they can't. Just don't move them around to mess with your dog. That's not nice. HotKnobs is the hot new dating app. It matches you with hot singles in your area, that have a shower that's similar to yours. That way, you don't have to figure out how it works yourself, or even worse, have to ask. Speaking of showers. A Smart Shower that's tied to your alarm that will only go off when the shower starts. That will make sure you get your butt up off the bed. Brilliant! We are joined by Johnnie, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Season 2, Episode 17: HotKnobs Ft. Johnnie

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Sometimes a steak is worth a lot, other times it might go to waste. With Priceline for Steaks you can get steak for the best price. Dentists will shame you for not brushing enough. But, Apprintists will see you before your normal visit, give you a quick cleaning, that way you won't get made fun of. We all need a day off sometimes, with Substitute Me, you can get that day or two off and no one will be the wiser. Do you want an orphan? PlentyOfOrphans.com Enough said. The Ambulance Round returns, but not the Fire Truck Round. Are Smart Speakers smart enough? If they could understand dogs and be able to change podcasts for them, they would be. Why aren't shoes already broken in? Broke In Shoes may have been worn by a homeless person, but they are comfy from the go. Do you need a place to hide your valuables, but want it to blend in? Use your appliances to keep your money Dishwasher Safe. We are joined by Bellia, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Season 2, Episode 16: Dishwasher Safe Ft. Bellia

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. We're tired of going to some place new and using their weird showers. Someone out there could make a killing on standardizing the shower industry and selling the conversions. Stop making it hard for us to figure out your showers! This could be a gift for you, or for someone else. A personalized soundboard keychain. Do you have a friend who says the funniest things, and you want to give them a gift that keeps on giving? You got one. Do you have a friend that's always saying the dumbest things you've ever heard, but refuses to admit they say them? Now you can make them look like fools. There are a lot of bomb shelters out there that go unused every single day. Until nuclear war is looming again, why not rent them out with AirBnB and Bombs. You rent out your awesome bomb shelter, and I get to have a fun, possibly Saw-like adventure. Eating unhealthy is too easy, everyone delivers now. With Forced Fasts, we make it harder to eat the unhealthy foods, and force you to either not eat, or eat something better for you, through inconvenience. There are a lot of theme parks for kids, but not enough for adults, especially not for ONLY adults. The new Hentai Theme Park will solve that. Will it be gross? Probably. Will it be awesome? Most definitely! We are joined by Jeff, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Season 2, Episode 15: Hentai Theme Park Ft.Jeff

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Dentures can wear out, or break, but if they're designed to be one use, you can do so much with them. Gummy Dentures start out hard liek normal, but by the end of the day they gum up and you can eat it like candy for an after dinner snack, then pop in a new pair tomorrow. People have Brinner all the time, breakfast for dinner. But, what about Brepper, dinner for breakfast. It's going to be the new hot thing so get in now. Merkins are weird, but what about chest hair transplants for those of us that want a thick luxurious mane on our pecks, but can't grow it ourselves. This week we have TWO Dog Rounds back to back. Dry, Clean Only. The new dating site for straight edge dating. It's like Farmers Only, but less crazy. Did you forget a gift for someone? Send one quick with Scapegifts. We will apologize profusely, and if you pay enough, you can berate us all you want. Why do you get hung over? Too much booze and not enough electrolytes. Until now! With Electohol, you can have your liquor with your electrolytes to keep you feeling chipper. Electrolytes, it's what plants crave. Twitter: markEkikta We are joined by Mark Kikta, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Season 2, Episode 14: ScapeGifts Ft. Mark

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. AnimalFans is the new hit thing. It's OnlyFans, but for animals. Do you have animals you want to interact with? Does your pet want to make friends with mine via the web? Done and done! Dad Rock is there when you need it. When would you need it? If you need classic rock delivered to you by a mediocre cover band, you need us! We've got Led Zep Again, Even Pinker Floyd, and Sticks. Noise Rock is up and coming. But with the technology of Crowd Control, you can control it yourself. You tip the performer, and it causes random sounds to be made. You're now a part of a unique interactive art piece. If you're like us, you miss Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross. With Deep Fakes, we can bring them back. Now we'll have unlimited, wholesome, entertainment for years to come. Do you have a party, but need a bird for food or for friendship? Wait no further. With Party Fowl, we will get you the perfect bird for your party. Everyone needs an alibi sometimes. This may sound niche, but if you get caught peeing on, or being peed on by someone, call Jellyfish On Demand. We will provide all of the proof you need to make sure no one questions it. If it's not a 5 star review, it's not worth anything. But, with Paradoxical Reviews, you can turn your 1 stars into 5 stars. Most people won't read into them anyway. So, be as terrible as you want, and look like the best in the biz. Twitter: robritenow We are joined by Rob, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Season 2, Episode 13: Party Fowl Ft. Rob

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Have you wanted to get a tattoo, but you don't know how you'll feel about it after you get it? With Virtual Tattoos you can get an augmented reality tattoo that will let you see how you like it, and see what others say about it. You're already wealthy from our ideas, and you may have forgotten what it was like to be just rich. With Down A Peg, you can step down a few levels to remember what it feels like. Another valuable tool would be to make sure your kids don't grow up to be too full of themselves. Even though you're wealthy, there's still things you can't do. Like, go to North Korea, or to one of China's Forbidden Cities. So, instead, setup a tourist spot replicating what you would find there. You get to experience it when you want, but you also get to make money off of it. Getting coffee at big chain stores can be a pain if all you want is a plain coffee. At the franchises you own, why not setup a second line for the quick drinks to get the turnover rate skyrocketing. Now that you have all of the money, you may want to lose some weight, and get in shape. At the Sickness Gym, you can can take care of part of that very easily. You come in, get sick, and lose some weight from it. You can afford the meds to recover anyway. Instagram: Danygreeps We are joined by Dan, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Season 2, Episode 12: Down A Peg Ft. Dan

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Google Glass is cool and all, but we need to take that, and update it for style. Make us a pair of contact lenses that can record everything we see. It can't be that hard. Have you ever needed to name your app? With Name My App, you can get a name for your app in our app. When moving to a new area, it's hard to tell what kind of neighborhood houses are in. What are the people like? Using cameras already placed in every city, make a service that lets us check up on places before we move there. Petty is a new app. It's basically Foursquare, but for your enemies. You can keep tabs on them, so you can stay away, or mess with them. Just be sure they don't look you up. People spend too much time in public restrooms sometimes. We have a two fold plan to help this. First, you add a phone booth/drug room for people just looking for privacy. Then you make uncomfortable toilets so people won't sit there playing with games on their phones. Problem solved. We are joined by Jaclyn, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Season 2, Episode 11: Find Your Enemies With PETTY Ft. Jaclyn

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. This week we bring to you the next reality TV show, Quiters. Contestants not addicted to something become addicted, then we see if they can quit. Don't worry, they sign a waiver. We have another great Dog Round. Continuing our TV show theme, we talk about Bruce, a show about Batman, but never mentions him. It's all bout a rich guy named Bruce that's always hurt from mysterious activities. This is a great podcast, but we want to listen to one too. It would be great if a cast of characters got together and did a podcast in character. Always sunny, Seinfeld, etc. If you like the show, you'll love the podcast. Want an App idea? Build Fireworks or Gunshots? This app will use audio recognition and police data to decide if the noise you heard was fireworks or a gunshot. Password Managers are pretty big lately with how many different passwords you have to remember. With the Offline Password Manager, you don't have to worry about someone hacking in, it's all offline. It's just unhandy. We Got This finally returns. How well did the team do at getting this? Leave your answer in a 5-star review. We are joined by Other Johnny, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Season 2, Episode 10: Quiters Ft. Johnny Guest

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