We're back! (A podcaster's story) After our hiatus we are back and the same as ever. We talk the Deshaun drama, the upcoming NFL draft, our predictions for the top 5 fantasy draft picks, and Jameis Winston's eyesight. Thanks for the support!    (Jameis let us know when you're available to join the show)

I Hate Fantasy Football Podcast

Deshaun Drama and Top 5 Top 5 Top 5 Picks

Hansel, Pablo, and Alvaro have loving words for Brady on the eve of his Super Bowl appearance, discuss the Watson Sweepstakes, and share their appreciation for punctuality of concert events.

Brady, GTFO and Retire

Well, this is a bit late. The fantasy chatter was week 10 related, but let's be real, you don't come here for the fantasy talk. Alex, Alvaro, Armando, and Hansel discuss athletes with panzas (beer guts), Antonio Brown's sexual assault allegations, and - as the title suggests - grocery store fleshlights.   Stick with us, we'll get new content out soon. 

Grocery Store Fleshlights

We know we've been MIA. We're sorry.  But this week we're back better than ever with a cavalcade of characters (Alvaro, Armando, Daniel, Dixie, Hansel, and Tech) looking back at the unfortunate injuries which have plagued this season thus far, and a deep dive into the soon to be historic debut of one Benjamin Anthony DiNucci.  

DiNucci's Pizza

Alvaro, Armando, Alex, Ryan, and Daniel reminisce fondly on the 49th street in Hialeah of their youth, reach for fantasy football topics to talk about, and finish off with an epic Making the Band inspired draft.    

Quarantine Sessions #5 - The Dungeon of Draft

Alex, Armando, Pablo, and Alvaro discuss the idea of having an IL spot for Covid positive players, the effect of no pre-season on fantasy football, and draft cartoon fantasy football squads.   Listen!  

Quarantine Sessions #4 - Who the f*** is Shane Falco?

It's difficult to balance casual socially conscious conversation with the buffoonery we typically do, but I think we managed to do well. Please give it a listen.

Quarantine Sessions #3 - Brady Before Rodgers

Alvaro, Armando, and Alex are here once again to keep you entertained during these weird times. Everyone from the purple league makes a cameo, and the guys dive into Netflix reality shows and the NFL draft. Listen!

Quarantine Sessions #2 - Tua is human

We're back! Despite all the madness in the world currently going on, this is a surprisingly football heavy podcast. But it would be a mistake to not cover the topic we're most concerned with at the moment, so we made sure to spend sufficient time discussing it... and of course, I'm talking about Tiger King. So please, take a break from recording Tik Tok videos, and let Armando, Alvaro, Alex and a couple of surprise drop-ins take your mind off of our reality for a bit.      

Quarantine Sessions - David Johnson is a Walnut

2019 Week #16 - Felmo's World

Ryan joins Alvaro and Armando to say A LOT of things. Also, the guys give you Two Things, and answer Felmo's question of the day.

2019 Week #15 - F You, Darius Slayton

Apologies for the lateness, once again. On this week's episode, Daniel joins Alvaro and Armando to vent about his lost season, give you Two Things, and answer Felmo's question of the day.  

2019 Week #14 - Derrius Guice Will Win You Your League...Next Year

PJ joins Alvaro and Armando this week to share his problems, give you Two Things, and answer Felmo's question of the day. Thanks for listening!

2019 Week #12 - Myles Garrett and A Purple Dildo

Alex joins Armando and Alvaro this week to bring you Two Things, and answer Felmo's question of the day. Be sure to stick until the end for a fun story from Armando.

2019 Week #11 - Christian McCaffrey and Anal Fissures

Sorry for the lateness. It's a fun one, just listen to it.

2019 Week #10 - Phillip Rivers is Moving to London

If you have a love/hate relationship with fantasy football, this is the podcast for you

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