Luke makes a dog sad, Tom swears at his family and Paul relives a genuinely traumatic story.

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Episode 49.5 - The Swearent Trap

Here comes the Idiot Check Podcast, limping across the line into 2021 like Paul Steel in a cross country race.

Episode 49 - Poddle of Modd

Two powerful leaders go head to head in a battle of words and wits with not just the country, but the world at stake.... and Paul is also there. Just in time for no-one to be talking about the US election anymore. Idiot Check

Episode 48 - The Memeing of Life: Never Make Up A Wife

Let it go, let it go Time to let the podcast soar Let it go, let it go Even though the jokes are poor I don't care what they're going to say Luke and Tom are fine And Paul's never been that racist anyway...

Episode 47 - The Time Reversing Story Of The Year

Wanna know about How toasters work? Or what the numbers in nappies pertain to? How about what the most common name in the world is?  Well google it. 

Episode 46 - Testoasterone

Three isolated musos take pointless personality tests, sing about washing their hands and talk about shitting. Again.

Episode 45 - The Incredible Sulk

Amidst a global crisis, three towering pillars of society tackle the hard questions....like 'when did Posh Spice set her sights on David Beckham?', 'What’s the worst name for a child?', and 'Would you like to defecate on a shelf?'

Episode 44 - Jamboree Johnson

Tom parkours his way to safety during an earthquake, Luke shares his most emotionally potent unused lyrics, and Paul tries to make scents of it all.     

Episode 43 - The Boy Who Cried "Milf"

Away in a country where the sun always shines Tom visits a man who is sad all the time A Skype call to Worthing so Paul can join in The Idiot Check Christmas pod now can begin   The boys have written jingles about Christmassy things, And idiots can listen to the joy they will bring Paul's is too long, Luke's is half arsed and Tom's filled with rage And the Patreon won't even make minimum wage  

Episode 42 - Stall Tockings

Paul gets angry, Tom gets nostalgic and Luke gets more than bargained for

Episode 41 - The Wiener's Circle Chocolate Shake

The triumphant return of bi-weekly podcast 'The Idiot Check'. Chock full of topical and relevant subject matter, painstakingly constructed features and jingles laboured over for months and highbrow banter with absolutley no problematic comments whatsoever. 

Episode 40 - The Umpire Strikes Back

Luke stands up for the podcast, Paul wants to sell his bath water on the internet and Tom's not funny again.

Episode 39.5 - Handy Andy Hand Shandy

?  Good man Sital-Singh looked out On the town of Worthing Upon Teville Road roundabout Stood lots of dullards gurning Lanking high above them all A creature known as Paul  And clutching tightly to his leash The other Idiot, whatever he’s called... ? Fancy paying for this shite?

Episode 39 - Phil Collins’ Pie

Luke does it all on himself Paul does it all on himself Tom does it all on himself

Episode 38 - All On Himself

Did Noel Edmonds appear in Friends? Have the idiots actually done a jingle this time? How old is Tom? Like actually how old is he?

Episode 37 - The One With Noel Edmonds

Work-shy freeloaders spout guff with jingles

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