The Illegal Touching squad presents the first ever Hairsman Trophy, the most prestigious and coveted award in sports history. Also the Heisman if anyone cares about that, and a brief look towards the postseason.

Illegal Touching Podcast

2019 Hairsman Awards Presentation

The Squad recaps Championship week of the 2019 CFB Season and previews the Playoffs (?!) and Bowl matchups.

2019 Championship Week

A beaten down squad recaps the painful (or joyful for the rest of the country) events of the Iron Bowl, the glory that was the Egg Bowl, and a rundown of the extracurricular activities happening in college football.

2019 Rivalry Week

Laura and John do it live without guard rails, discussing near-misses in Penn State/Ohio State, Georgia/Texas A&M, and Oklahoma/TCU. And, of course, much delight in the folly of the Oregon Ducks.

Week13

The team pours one out for Tua but manages to have some fun with the rest of the slate from Week 12.  Georgia escapes a technically functional Auburn offense, Oklahoma pulls off the impossible against Baylor, with Oregon and Utah reminding us that hey, the PAC-12 still exists!

Illegal Touching Podcast - Week 12

The Illegal Touching crew recaps Week 11 of the college football season, including the death of Alabama beneath the jowls of the LSU Tigers , P.J. Fleck's boat-rowing, and Ohio State committing murder on national television. 

Illegal Touching - 2019 Week 11

Friend of the pod "Pop" Werner Herzog stops by to deliver the naked truth about the bleakness of week 10. The full crew is back once again and the Cocktail Party aka Florida Georgia Line gets a microscope.  We dig into some of the other fun to be had despite the weak slate and hey y'all...Oregon wants a playoff spot!

Illegal Touching - 2019 Week 10

A real late hit, this drop.  Sorry about that, but enjoy the whole crew this time talking up Oklahoma Oklahoma-ing against Kansas State and all the games from the week, including ones called by obviously defective synths.

Illegal Touching - 2019 Week 9

The full squad returns to discuss the action from Week 9 of College Football with the usual laser insight lined with golden comedy. Topics include the game highlights, Oklahoma Schooner Crash mascot uprisings, LSU Joe Burrow's bare-ass, Les Miles successful go-for-the-win-but-still-lose 2-pt conversion, and the lost episode in which our podcast hosts visited College Station to for a cultural experience when Alabama took on Texas A&M last week. We also shame the #NoFunConference refs for penalizing a late-game danceoff between Georgia Southern and Coastal Carolina.

Illegal Touching - 2019 Week 8

The full lineup is back to review a mediocre slate of games from this last weekend. We discuss a bunch of teams that look really good right now and what could have been with North Carolina nearly taking down Clemson. We also talk Heisman and Hairsman races, it's shaping up to be quite a season.

Illegal Touching - 2019 Week 5

The Illegal Touching crew discusses an exciting Week 4, including the extremely hyped Notre Dame-Georgia matchup, Michigan's embarrassment, and the return of the Gus Bus which is in full gear. Many laughs are had team's expenses, with some praise sprinkled in, as well as a rare "We were kind of wrong" issued to a certain Pac-12 coach. If all that doesn't lure you in, we also discuss UAB's attempts to get a live Komodo Dragon as their mascot at local games and subsequent discovery why it's "not as good of an idea" as previously thought.

Illegal Touching - 2019 Week 4

Buncha bros. Sittin' around on Saturdays. Watching college football. What comes next? ...Pizza Rolls. It's This American Life. Wait actually it's the Illegal Touching College Football podcast! The most insightful hilarious take on college football there is.

2019 Week 3

What a week!  Michigan and FSU down to the wire against chump teams, Tennessee in a heap of ashes, and LSU looks strong as hell. We had a big ol' time watching and recording this week. But we did not receive a turnover pencil, so definitely could have been better.

2019 - Week 2

It's ALL THE WAY back, baby! A bunch of college football teams lost games they shouldn't and we are absolutely here for it.  The full crew is here for this one as we discuss the hottest coifs on the field and reluctantly acknowledge that Wyoming exists. Mack Brown shows us what he got: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiFSPfpl6Ds  

2019 - Week 1

WOO! Bama totally won the 2018 season and NOBODY REMEMBERS NOTHIN' DIFFERENT.  College football begins in less than 48 damn hours! Touchpod skeleton crew tries to function in the new podcast studio without Stuenkel bringing facts to the party. We're breaking down some of the off-season and the pre-season.  Rankings get ranked and beers get dranked.  

2019 - Week 0

We take college football very seriously (LOL NO). Tune in and you'll find out nothing you need to know about players or teams. We're only in it for the lulz but an occasional fact might slip out.

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