Will, Joe, and I dive into the Pentagon UFO disclosure report, Tom DeLonge, and bizarre creationist dinosaurs. Or are they cryptids?? Tune in and find out!

Illogical Contraption: Nights After Dark

Episode 174 - Son Of Nights After Dark

Charles and I reminisce about 9/11 and the truly horrific 20 years after. Hot takes incoming! 

Episode 173 - Never Forget Never Forgetting

Shelby, Pranjal, and I get real about Aum Shinrikyo and the power of anime. Come down into the subway with us, what could go wrong?

Episode 172 - Immortal Mountain Wizard Association

Wherein I petition the universe for my Honorary Shaman Degree and discuss Masonic and Mithraic rites. Guest appearance by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. 

Episode 171 - Shaman School

Shelby, Pranjal, and I get into some 5D Full Disclosure about the Love Has Won cult, including my story of how I stalked them on their own turf (aka trailer park). A fun time all around! 

Episode 170 - Female Body Inspectors

Guest starring Kona! She and I discuss Quantum Retrocausation--aka how to improve test performace by studying the material AFTER you take the test. We both went back and researched the topic after we recorded this episode, so obviously, it's amazing.

Episode 169 - Quantum Boner

Featuring The Critters / Cats Continuum, Ski Shamanism, Erik’s Travelogues, Muppet Country, Astrological Archons, and more! 

Episode 168 - Are You The Shaman?

Charles and I discuss Bronze Age parallels to the impending collapse of our modern global control structure. Uplifting!

Episode 167 - Information Age Collapse

Pranjal, Shelby, and I discuss The Hour of the Time, horror and science fiction novels, social control structures, and more. It’s a fun time for all!

Episode 166 - Mystery Babble On

Zak Bagans' Haunted Guitar / Mr. Ed Backmasking / Burroughs And Page On Magick / Erik’s Rock N Roll Drum Tips / Sigil App / Vile Vortices / Weird Al On Ancient Astronauts / The Best Joke / And More!

Episode 165 - Forbidden Riffs

It's an entire episode of ALIEN SEX CONFESSIONALS. Get answers to the burning alien sex questions you never dared to ask. Danger: HIGHLY erotic content. Consult a professional before use.

Episode 164 - Alien Love

Shelby, Will, and I rate cryptids in a very special Valentine's Day episode! Hot Hit or Not Shit? You decide.

Episode 163 - Cryptid Hit Or Shit

Alex and I discuss underwater UFOs, fish gods, the alien origins of agriculture, and more!

Episode 162 - Ancient Aquanaut Theorists

Charles and I use the planets to outline the coming Troubles. You won't forget this one, even though you might want to. You've been warned!

Episode 161 - Sixth Anniversary War Astrology Blowout

What’s Darker Than Night / Frozen Time Snake / The Grand Conjunction And Its Astrological Components / Living In 5D / The Seed Of The Golden Age / The Moon Is An Alien Spacecraft / Maiden Goes To Bollywood / Aurora Krystal Matrix Re-Encryption Of Elemental Body / Armageddon Software Of The False Father Negative Alien Religions / Yacht Club Roll Call / Metallica Goes To Punjab

Episode 160 - Grand Conjunction Of The Yacht Club Bad Boys

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