Carrot flutes? Carrot sculptures? Carrot go mouth? If Do-It-Yourself projects are your thing, click away now, because absolutely... we will leave you dissatisfied and spiraling down a disheveled avenue as you stroke your massive chin and ask... why? Ask no further. We don&apos;t know either. Welcome to DIWHY - asking the right questions, doing the wrong things. HUGE thank you to this weeks sponsor, JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN JR. Yes, his real middle name is Robinette. Look it up. Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/clasedegraff)

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120. Di Why?

Okee dokee, babies... in this installment of "Niché Communities", Mason sits down with a self-proclaimed ex-Brony to understand the community and the psychology therein. What&apos;s your opinion on men who enjoy and identify with the &apos;My Little Pony&apos; TV show? Wherever you land, we hope this open conversation gives you a new perspective and appreciation for a group of people that may not act and think like you. Check out our Youtube channel to WATCH the full interview, at I&apos;m Telling Mom Podcast! Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/clasedegraff)

119. Niché Communities: Bronies (My Little Pony)

Ladies and gentlemanaas this iws anotherr peisode of getting ashmashed, obviverated, and flat out drnkkkkkkkkk. ur fault, **** u, enjoy.Sponsor: i lgeit don’t know was ther 1??!Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/clasedegraff)

118. Drnk

Furries, we come in peace! No really, we just have some questions. Rather than try and speculate answers for those questions, Landen thought it’d be better to interview someone that calls themselves a furry. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this deep dive into a misunderstood niche community. Special thanks to: DVDs… on BluRay? We think? You tell us... Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/clasedegraff)

117. Furry Friendships (ft. Dan the Furry)

Hey all you puddn’ pops, what do you think R. Kelly and Bill Cosby have in common? They both suck! *age preference may vary though* Mason’s segment is all about nice deeds done by potentially crappy celebrities. (No you idiot sandwich, we don’t actually think Gordon Ramsey is bad.)Special thanks to our sponsor: THE GREATEST SPONSOR WE’VE EVER HAD ON THIS SHOW! Such a good sponsor in fact, that we delightfully invite you to just tune in to find out who it is.Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/clasedegraff)

116. Celebrities Who Suck (R. Kelly)

Ah, the joy of imaginative adventure, where one can truly separate themselves from the dreary real world and instead traverse new lands... oh wait. These guys don&apos;t know how to play D&D because they&apos;re playing regular interns in a corporate office. Follow the adventures of Erick Johnson (Mason) and Ryan Baker (Landen) as they explore the dark depths of a corporate office building. Will Ryan discover new love in an unlikely lady? Will Erick discover a secret eye into his personal space? Follow along and find out more in this episode of "WE DONT KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING OR HOW TO PLAY D&D." Special thanks to our sponsor: Motorcycle Guy Riding the Horizon or Powerline! A true ode to our childhood road trip hero. Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/clasedegraff)

115. Office D&D, Part III

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114. Circus Acts

Ouurrrrrr SPONSORRRR! Welcome to the episode all about the wild, wacky, and inflatable world of I&apos;m Telling Mom Sponsors. If you&apos;ve been around these parts for awhile, you may be aware we have a host of paying products, companies, and individuals lining up to drink from the goblet of podcast advertising. Buckle up for terribly-offensive "Badly-Placed Ads", super inappropriate "Slogan Versus Slogan", and other shameful shenanigans. Check out www.itmmerch.com! Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/clasedegraff)

113. Inappropriate Advertisements (All About Sponsors!)

Hear ye! Hear ye! Young and old! Lend me your ears! No, seriously, we need 340 ears to break the world record... BE IT WEIRD, DIRTY, DUMB, or all three... I&apos;m Telling Mom has collected some of the greatest World Records ever recorded. We scoured the worlds greatest sites - Guinness, Ripleys, RecordSetter, and others - and, honestly, hated what we found... so... ENJOY! Beyond seeking out Darwin Awards, we even attempt a few World Records ourselves... can we do it? Are we celebrities now? Will amazon ship us gold medals, accordingly? Not to give out any spoilers or anything... but the ultimate winner was able to pick his ceremony anthem, and one of us loved it and one of us couldn&apos;t stand it. Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/clasedegraff)

112. World Records (Setting New Ones!)

Hark dear sweet listeners, do you hear that? It’s the sound of throbbing heartstrings, gushing at the voices of three brothers offering golden boyfriend ideas. Or rather… two brothers offering one or two actual golden ideas in between a dumpster fire of terrible ideas to the one brother who’s still single. Brave listener, do enjoy today’s episode to hear all about personalized condoms, Family Guy pole dancing, stealing art, and so much more. Special thanks to today’s sponsor: the-thing-in-Mason’s-hand… whatever it is. Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/clasedegraff)

111. Golden Boyfriend Ideas

Happy 2 Year Anniversary! Yep, that’s right, the brothers have been pumping out weekly podcast episodes for 2 years straight. That’s gotta be a record….right? So why not celebrate with an entire episode dedicated to pie, pi, and sexual innuendos. Mason hosts this oddly specific listening experience with segments about stealing pie, counting pi, and guessing pie charts. Listen in! Special thanks to today’s sponsor: Lil Infant, the hottest rapper to hit the scene in decades. Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/clasedegraff)

110. Desserts, Infinite Numbers, and Charts (The Pie Episode)

Get your safe words ready listeners, this episode is gonna get weird. Three mini-segments come from the mind of Clase, as he challenges Mason and Landen with death trivia (Who Died By What Now?), a twisted game of rock, paper, scissors, and sound effects (That Sounds Good To Me)… all relating to the theme: Earth, Water, Fire, and Hookers. Yes, it’s really that simple. Special thank you to this week’s sponsor: stars.chromeexperiments.com, the perfect galactic adventure, even if you’re sober! Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/clasedegraff)

109. Earth, Water, Fire, Hookers (The Elements)

Do aliens exist under our deep oceans? Did Netflix cause mass havoc on purpose? And perhaps the biggest question of them all: is Mason’s micropeen really the best? Join the DeGraff brothers as they take a deep dive (but not too deep, aliens, remember?) into multiple conspiracy theories existing in today’s world. Don’t miss the Conspiracy Theory Tier List at the end: critical conversations surrounding fake birds and immortal queens await. Special thank you to today’s sponsor: the color orange. Or green? We’re not really sure. Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/clasedegraff)

108. Conspiracy Corner: Underwater Aliens & Other Things

Prepare yourself for tomato throwing as the boys become movie critics in this episode featuring well-known movies that you didn’t know had sequels. I mean really, Home Alone 5?! Enjoy your trip down memory lane as classics such as Winnie the Pooh, Toy Story, and more are discussed at length by under-qualified reviewers. Special thank you to today’s sponsor: littlealchemy2.com, where you can learn things and do science stuff and maybe have fun I guess? Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/clasedegraff)

107. Subsequent Movie Films

Four score and a just few days ago, the DeGraff brothers embarked on a journey to discover historical idiots of history… of the historic kind. Before this though, you will be challenged to think: have I ever killed anyone? Should wholesome porn be more popular? Is Blanket Jackson reaallllyy named Blanket Jackson? Then, travel with us dear listener, along the path of a historical idiot named Timothy Dexter. Sometimes it truly pays to be an idiot. Thank you to our sponsor: E-Girl Voicemail Services, keeping you company in the most contactless way possible since 2005. Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/clasedegraff)

106. Historical Idiots

I'm Telling Mom, the podcast about 3 brothers catching up, playing games, annndddd... creating disappointing cliff-hangers. Join Clase, Mason, and Landen each and every Tuesday as they reminisce on simpler times, growing up in the 90s, find the hilarious side of adulting, and play the dumbest games their brains can possibly conceive. Jump on in, the waters warm... (you can thank Mason for that) - Let's cast some pods!

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