We are a culture full of morons who buy exploding Teslas, refuse lifesaving vaccines, think eating a Kit Kat the "wrong way" is a punchable offense, and refuse to zipper merge because someone else might get somewhere 10 seconds before us.  Also, Chris bought a new car and reflects on how it is impossible for car dealers to make that transaction simple. It's a lot of exposition disguised as plot on the latest episode of Impolite Company! Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At"  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support

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Bone and Cone

Why are you letting Zuckerberg attack your psyche each morning by pelting you with memories of the past year?  Isn't there a rule against a band playing Pearl Jam's "Black" at a paid gig? Should potential editors of magazines really be held liable for things they Tweeted in high school? And can you even comprehend the spiritual and emotional depths of the existential crisis created when America's greatest comfort food can't be trusted? Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company! Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At"  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support

Cinnamon Toast Shrimp and the Tyranny of Facebook Memories

On the newest episode of Impolite Company, Chris compares CPAC to way better conventions he's attended.  Apparently, the CPAC costumes are way worse.  He wonders if Reagan and Rush Limbaugh are burning in Hell together.  Also, an explanation for how drinking milk ever became a thing. Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company! Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At"  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support

A Caveman Incel Sucking a Goat Boob

The pandemic continues, but that doesn't stop a significant part of the internet from being outraged by Phoebe Bridgers' appearance on SNL.  Impolite host, Chris Cyr, wonders what those people would do if they saw someone bite the head off of a bat?  The cowardice of a former president to not show up for a battle he doesn't even have the chance of losing.  Should we have had Super Bowl commercials featuring people walking around unmasked? And, why do people only pay it forward in the line of Starbucks and not in more useful places? Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company! Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At"  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support

You Don’t Smash A Lot Of Guitars In Adult Contemporary

On today's Impolite Company, in the course of talking about the crazy blonde congresswoman who thinks Pizzagate was real, Chris wonders if there's a way for society to objectively identify people too stupid to be allowed to have opinions, and then allow the state to intercede and make all decisions for that objectively stupid person.  You know.  Basically fascism.  Also, Butch Bowers, attorney at law and muscle car salesman.   Enjoy Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At"  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support

Oops! That'd Be Authoritarianism!

Chris Cyr returns for Season 4 of Impolite Company and the first episode lives up to the show's name.  On the agenda are American politics and the failed right wing insurrection.  He wonders why conservatives of different stripes will hug each other tightly regardless of how much they disagree, whereas liberals and progressives will re-enact the fight scene from Michal Jackson's "Beat It" video over the slightest difference.  Hallmark donated $11,000 to Josh Hawley's election campaign.  And, people who started relationships and moved in together before the pandemic hit might be the true heroes of 2020. As always, a million other topics on tens of other tangents.  Happy new year, it's Impolite Company. Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At"  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support

What Do People Even Talk About These Days

Impolite Host, Chris Cyr, is alone in his hotel in Vegas which he admits, feels weird. He's there competing in the World Series of Comedy (He did not win.) He also just doesn't get Vegas.  Maybe people who love Vegas should just try harder to not be boring at home? There's some talk of a time machine.  Chris describes the crowd reaction at the show, flying in coach, and how nice airports are overall. Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At"  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists! Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support

Days of Pestilence: A Roman Wilderness of Pain

In the afterglow of the US Presidential election, Chris worries that Donald Trump will hold on to power one day too long.  He also explains an uncharitable thing he said about Rush Limbaugh.  Then he doubles down on what he said.  Because, eff Rush Limbaugh. For this episode's install of "Who's Effing?", Chris is joined by World Series of Comedy Top 101 contestant, and St. Louis comedy regular, Rich Braun.  They discuss the 15th century Catholic Church, food trucks, Northern Exposure, and a lot more.  Quick note: Chris Cyr's political views are his own and do not reflect the views of his guests, no matter how much he wants them to. Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their album, "From Which I Came" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support

Days of Pestilence: They Yearn For What They Fear For

Mollie Amburgey joins host Chris Cyr on Impolite Company for this episode's edition of "Who's Effing?".  But first, a sketch about hunting a mythical creature we keep hearing about on CNN.   Keep up with Mollie through her podcast, "Casually Mollie" available wherever you get your podcasts. Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their album, "From Which I Came" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support

Days of Pestilence: Unwearied Still, Lover by Lover Paddle in the Cold

A quick update on some local shows in the St. Louis area.  Host, Chris Cyr, wonders if political debates are even worth the time.  And, St. Louis comic, Justin Luke, joins us for "Who's Effing?" with an interview recorded back in May. Follow Justin on Twitter (he's changed his handle since we recorded this.  Also, go support his roommate's excellent restaurant Tiny Chef.  You'll be glad you did. Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their album, "From Which I Came" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Enjoy this new episode of Impolite Company --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support

Days of Pestilence: The Shrunk Earth Shall Shudder By

From our series of interviews recorded during quarantine, St. Louis comic, Kate Barton is the guest during our new favorite segment, "Who's Fucking?"  Chris and Kate talk about cucumber sandwiches, spittle, and elevators.  During the intro, Chris gives some advice on how to score free stuff from a hospital. Follow Kate on Twitter and Instagram. Our new theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their album, "From Which I Came" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Enjoy this new episode of Impolite Company --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support

Days of Pestilence: Between the Conception and the Creation

No cute line from a poem today.  Chris explains why he hasn't published a new episode in the few weeks, and why the next episode will sound strange since it was recorded back before the streets were filled with protests.  A few thoughts on the murder of George Floyd, and just how long eight minutes and forty six seconds is. Black Lives Matter.  We should know that by now. Our new theme song was written and produced by Lyfestyle and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their album, "From Which I Came" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support

Days of Pestilence: George Floyd Was Murdered

The first in a series featuring our new segment, "Who's F@*%ing?"  Chris interviews Ellen Doyle, a traveling comic who's sheltering in Pennsylvania.  The two discuss everything from dating apps, to the best review Ellen's ever received from an audience member.  Also, CSI: Madea. Enjoy this new episode of Impolite Company.  Ellen Doyle is the favorite child of two fifth generation coal miners.  She was famously the fourth heterosexual to graduate from her all girls college, but has so far been unable to produce genetic proof of her love for reproductive sex due to black magic. She moved to the west coast to pursue her lifelong dream of creating reality television but has been forced into a life of stand up comedy due to the fact that everyone just watches Netflix now. Ellen has been known to being nice to animals and children (in that order) and dreams of doing comedy for poor kids in no kill shelters.  So far she has had to settle for performing at the SLO Comedy Festival, The World Series of Comedy, The North Carolina Comedy Festival, Sno Jam Comedy Festival, Mutiny Radio Comedy Festival, The Paul Bunyan Comedy Festival and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in Scotland. She tours the United states in a leased 2018 Kia Sorento that is well over its miles. She has been featured at clubs, breweries, coffee shops and public restrooms across America's heartland. She owns a dog named "Ghost". Ghost was featured on animal planets "Rescue Dog to Super Dog".  Ellen has no on camera credits. Dog:1 Owner: 0 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support

Days Of Pestilence: Mad Eyed From Stating The Obvious

It's one of those ranty kind of nights where Chris watched too much CNN.  The target of his ire?  Armed protesters in Michigan and elsewhere, the militia guarding an angry barber, pickup driving rednecks who murdered a man, and a rampaging herd of 200 goats. Enjoy this new episode of Impolite Company.  Or don't.  We're not cops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support

Days of Pestilence: The Broken Jaw Of Our Lost Kingdoms

A dead cat. Survivalists. Phone sex.  Not all part of the same story.  Today's quarantine episode of Impolite Company has something for everyone. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support

Days of Pestilence: I Hold With Those Who Favor Fire

Comedian Chris Cyr brings his brand of targeted hedonism to you on a semi-regular basis. Monologues, diatribes, and conversations about everything from coffee to the increasing likelihood that we're all living in the fever dream of a dying DMT user, no topic is off limits. #NoGodsNoMasters Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support

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