Join Baron Bob Tepes as he provides cold, cold takes. The Great Pinewood Derby Crisis of 2021 happens and about two hours in you'll find out exactly what Brian would ask Steven Tyler to do if he had a time machine. Please remember the horse medicine goes in the controller.

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I Knew This Would Happen A Week Ago

It's time for video games on the video game podcast show! Rocky and Tegan talk about video games that they have been playing, video games that they like and news about VIDEO GAMES! Maybe those games are Minecraft, Fortnite, Friday Night Funkin' or Undertale! Let's find out together!

They Let Him Tamper With Evidence

Honestly, these just come out on Thursday now. The team discusses Activision-Blizzard and has very real, serious feelings about Chris Pratt.

Verbing the Noun

It feels fitting that the episode is called "Are you proud of what you've done?" when I am getting it up this late. If we are your primary source of video game news please understand Brian has been incredibly busy at work this week. For your trouble we've sold him to One Direction.

Are you proud of what you've done?

If Impossible Coin had a special or watchalong in the can you would have gotten that instead of this. This episode is about video games.  Please understand. 1:18 World Flipper 13:59 Tales of Symphonia / Arise 21:08 Nearing The End of UWU 27:07 How Gaming Will Change Humanity As We Know It 1:01:56 Ruling issued in Epic vs. Apple 1:07:42 Challenger loses $10k MvC2 Money Match to Justin Wong 1:16:56 China’s crackdown on games develops even bigger teeth 1:29:44 Sony Playstation Showcase 9/10/2021

A Prism of Imagined Input

Tegan is out of office so Brian finally gets to talk about 12 Minutes. He has feelings. So does Big Sach. Sach tells us about the hurricane. (That is not an opossum Brian.) Sach tells us about nature's second most critical threat as well, club DJs. In addition to video games there is some AEW talk. All hail Queen Britt.

That's why you never help cops.

Kesha is unassailable and we hope she is forever free of Dr. Luke. Rocky, Tegan and Brian must build a catamaran and sail to New Zealand. Once there they will build a boat out of knives. Brian baits Rocky and Brian is proud of baiting him. Joe breaks Brian with a question and the gang spend like and hour talking about his question. 4:20 The Ballad of Tommy Tallarico 8:46 New Saint's Row on the way 11:57 Behind The Frame 19:57 Townscaper 21:56 Hoa 25:27 Baldo: The Guardian Owls 31:04 Skyward Sword ONLY 34:55 Tales of Symphonia Update 39:22 Great Ace Attorney 44:26 My Raid Group Got Through Titan. What up! 52:32 Patron Shoutouts! 54:15 Joe's Questions 1:40:29 THEY’RE SHREDDING EVIDENCE 1:47:15 Unity’s Love Affair With The U.S. Military 1:55:30 THE INTERNET HAS SPOKEN: Niantic reversed their decision 1:59:00 Let’s dig into the complicated and awful world of collectibles fraud! 2:11:28 How long for a refund?: Scrutinizing Steam’s Refund Policy 2:20:23 Streamlabs is going to add a Monthly Tipping Service

Metroidvania & Chill

Things get heated over Boyfriend Dungeon. Mastercard is evil and Epic is evil. Roblox is an evil sweatshop. We also watched some companies try to sell us video games. 6:01 Ratchet & Clank: A Rift Apart 11:33   Boyfriend Dungeon 35:08 Fire Tonight 42:30 Road 96 50:28 12 Minutes, but not really 51:09 Swatch This 54:50 Skyward Sword 58:31 Genshin 2.1 1:00:12 Miitopia Clear! 1:02:10 Sonicfox's EVO 2021 Guilty Gear Strive Run 1:08:46 Tales of Symphonia cont. 1:12:16 Dodgeball Academia 1:13:09 Neo-TWEWY 1:16:10 Call To Action 1:17:23 What is the MATCH list and why does it matter? 1:25:02 Xbox Indie presentation 8/10 1:43:28 Pokemon Presents 8/18 1:53:06 Nintendo Indie World Showcase 8/11 2:02:16 Like so many other things, Roblox is a system of exploitation. As a bonus, it’s a sweatshop for kids. 2:10:15 Epic is back on their bullshit 2:17:03 Unfortunately, there is news about Boots on the Ground.

Content Warning: Discourse

This here would normally be locked behind heavy oak doors guarded by a butler named Gableston Worchestshire BUT WE DOING A PATREON PREVIEW!!!!!! If you threw money at us you too could experience the raw power of anime. Let this taste feed your need. 1:07 Digimon Ghost World 11:48 Rocky Dropped The Ball WIth My Hero Academia 36:30 Megalobox S2: Nomad 54:04 The Gospel of Odd Taxi 1:01:15 The World Ends With You: The Animation 1:14:46 The Conclusion of Backflip 1:22:08 One Piece Got Rocky 1:44:24 Digimon 2020 2:01:24 Wonder Egg Priority Special 2:09:10 What are we planning to watch?

BIG OLE PATREON PREVIEW!!!!!

 The episode should have been called "Natalia Will Read You Your Rights" or "The Zeppole Man Is Dead" but I'm slow on the draw and don't type enough when I am podcasting. On the upshot the episode is pretty good.   4:43 Tegan's First Guilt-Free Day Off 11:08 Dinner w/ Her Majesty 16:04 Rocky bitches about FFXIV 25:20 Why aren't you buying Neo-TWEWY? 28:42 A brief apology 31:59 Skyward Sword is Great 35:26 Vibing Out in Inazuma 42:52 Project Makeover 45:40 Astro's Playroom 54:30 Intellivision Amico delay & Seth Abramson 1:14:49 Google contemplated buying Epic to shut them up. Capitalism! 1:29:22 Who is Xsolla and why should you hate them? 1:44:26 Shit is getting real between the Chinese video game industry and the Chinese government 1:54:32 Pokemon Go is adding Gen 8! But players are still mad the Covid bonuses have been reversed. 2:02:15 Sony won’t let Mickey D’s give us branded controllers 2:06:25 "im not owned!  im not owned!!", Activision Blizzard continues to insist as it loses 15% of its market capitalization and transforms into a corn cob 

My First Nap Since 2012

Look on some timeline it's still Wednesday night. I acknowledge that it is not this one. But that timeline exists and on that timeline this podcast is HUGE. 0:41 Playdate Pre-order: Success! 7:12 Blaseball 15:54 Neurocracy 23:43 Nier [Re]incarnation 34:36 Tegan explored the Inazuma Region of Genshin Impact 35:50 Tegan is not talking about the expansive Japanese soccer series Inazuma 41:19 Genshin Impact Cafè Collab 50:54 What's The Deal w/ Skyward Sword? 59:30 Shining Nikki 1:10:35 Great Ace Attorney Chronicles 1:19:30 Neo The World Ends WIth You 1:30:36 Call to Action 1:31:58 Activision Blizzard is a hellscape. Then. Now. Forever. 1:40:35 Better wait on the Quest 2, facial interfaces are being recalled 1:51:06 Annapurna Interactive Had A Pretty Good Presentation

Using A Five Year Old Phone

Everything is fine at Activision Blizzard and organized crime does not have warehouses full of PS4s. Everything is fine.

The Path of Most Profit

COME AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM AND BY JAM I MEAN ENHANCED BRAND AWARENESS OF A WIDE VARIETY OF WARNERMEDIA PRODUCTS. 5:16 Commuting made possible by viewers like you! 9:15 Monster Hunter: Legends of The Guild 11:23 Game Difficulty in Game Journalism 20:12 Dark Souls 28:31 What Speedrunning does to your brain 31:52 4 out of 5 doctors recommend Tales of Symphonia 36:26 Rocky's Youngest Brother Always Got The Worst of RPGs 38:55 Tegan got some new gear! 55:33 Shining Nikki is Hunting Tegan 57:55 Is it a loop? Or a circle? 1:01:28 What IS the truth of the Zelda Timeline? 1:17:24 Brian's started Skyward Sword HD 1:21:22 Played thru A Link To The Past Again 1:29:18 Brian is a Halo nerd 1:35:46 What if it ends up like Mass Effect? 1:41:16 What's the deal with Bioware? 1:49:10 Dark Nights With Poe and Munro 1:52:13 Brian loses his shit over Space Jam 2:12:10 Looks like things are getting more serious for Netflix and games 2:21:36 Stadia is updating how they’re paying game devs 2:37:57 Ubisoft has a sexpest problem and it can no longer control 2:41:53 French game workers union sues Ubisoft for 'institutional sexual harassment' 2:56:24 Breaking News: Japanese Copyright Laws are Updating! 3:02:12 Valve announces the Steam Deck

Amazing French Court Justice

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I Decide When People Live Or Die

Rocky and Brian pick through the wastelands of E3 demos for your amusement. Tegan remains on assignment but will return from the war soon. 2:14 Alekon 3:42 Clawfish 5:02 Coromon 11:53 Deep Night Detective 16:06 Dodgeball Academia 18:22 Kraken Academy!! 20:17 Lifeslide 21:39 Mohism: Battle of Words 24:17 NEO: The World Ends With You 30:43 Norco 36:24 Smutty Scrolls 38:26 Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalypse 41:16 Terra Nil 42:11 Tracks of Thought 43:22 Unpacking 46:51 Unsighted 48:04 Venice 2089 50:55 Ys IX: Monstrum Nox 52:34 Dark Deity 57:49 Sex With The Devil 1:05:04 Larcenauts 1:09:24 Metamorphosis 1:10:40 Paint The Town Red 1:13:13 Wunderling 1:16:23 Miscellaneous: A Tiny Tale 1:18:33 A Juggler's Tale 1:20:44 Beasts of Maravilla Island 1:23:58 Blueberry 1:26:34 Lake 1:31:39 Minute of Islands 1:33:41 Arietta of Spirits 1:35:36 Sable 1:39:30 Unmetal 1:42:32 Doki Doki Ragnarok 1:47:02 Unmaze 1:50:52 Demon Turf 1:53:37 BROK The InvestiGator 1:56:15 Chicory: A Colorful Tale

Pillage Me, Senpai

Join Tegan, Rocky and Brian as they hurtle through keeping up with modern video games. They'll cover big games, indie games, mobile stuff, good games and bad games. While they're at it they'll also spend time trying to figure out where games fit in our rapidly changing world. Also cheap jokes.

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