The guys make their return after an extended break, and  5Hole hits the piss after being on the wagon. Justin from War Curse is back to talk about all this COVID-19 bull shit, guitars, Metallica and more.

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5Hole Likes His Ladies With A Ding Dong

This week, Jeff and the 5hole discuss the new music that was released by King Diamond and Sepultura.  Taint Smasher from Maximum Threshold Radio calls in and finally tells us the infamous Monkey Story.  Socks "tryes" out for the National Spelling Bee on air.  Gogi can't hold in her excitement.  All this and more.

Acsentially?

Justin from "War Curse" makes his triumphant return and talks about anything and everything.  Writing the new "War Curse" album.  When it will come out.  Touring with "Exhorder."  The taunting of "Sacred Reich."  The final leg of the "Slayer" farewell tour.  The odd opening acts for that tour.   Disc Golf.  Sock's revisionist account of WWII.  The Great Lakes Sharks.  5hole tries out his brand new breathalyzer.   Does he break records or does he just set a baseline for future shows?

Blow Into This

Jeff and the 5hole start the show with a serious talk about ecosystems, until Socks throws all logic to the wind after a body, riddled with bullet holes washed onto the shore in Chicago.  In true Socks fashion, he explains how the fatality was caused by a shark attack....In Chicago.  Socks charming personality works on the PR department, until LSD leaves, then the real Socks reappears. The guys discuss the Top 30 thrash metal bands of all time (according to someone) and the mad stacks of scratch that these guys are pulling in.  5hole does some drunk amazon shopping.   What did he buy?

Blackout Breathalyzer

The guys start of praising Exhorder again after the idiots are having conversations in the new studio about the possibility of being on the air.  As is becomes apparent that 5hole isn't playing around, a fifth of tequila is gone, Socks is picking random bottles of booze to feed 5hole, all while threatening to destroy 5hole's youthful memories of better time by destroying his precious LEGO AT-AT.   The usual random incomplete and incoherent thoughts arise during the blackout hour and 5holed praises the Taint Smasha and does his best impression.  

Special Larry on a strange man's ice

Jeff and the 5hole are back after a successful trip to Cincinnati to spend the day with Exhorder as they released their first album in 27 years.  They discuss 5hole's glaring disregard for day drinking etiquette and how the blackout hour can come at any time.  Meanwhile, the 5hole is swilling his tequila and is baited by constant banter of socks.  In between watching the Pens game in the NEW studio, drinking and assaulting Socks, we call the lowest degenerate in all the land, Scumbag Steve, and try to collect on his debts.

Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkle

Jeff and the 5hole return with technical difficulties again.  Jeff berates the IT department and is paranoid about the ability to stay on air.  5hole keeps his cool by....surprise, drinking tequila.  Before the blackout hour, which arrives 45 minutes early, 5hole brings up a horrific reminder of history and the cold bitch that is "Karma."  The high and mighty, all powerful, PR department sends 5hole some collegiate glamour shot.  It's all fuzzy after this as the blackout hour dominates once again.  

Behind the PR bush

We return after a few weeks of technical difficulties and start off with 5Hole taking us back in time to a marina, where he polished off a bottle of booze and drove kids around in golf carts. Fast forward to today, he returns to the same marina and smashes a bottle of tequila in record time, turning the evening into the black out hour.....4 and a half hours early. He tells stories of fishing charters that result i the boat returning to dock hours early after punting a milk jug, YES A FUCKING MILK JUG full of booze. We show the new Exhorder song some love, and look forward to seeing the boys September 20 in Cincinnati.

Fish on the Line

5Hole paces himself this week, almost making it to The Black Out Hour, but half dusted redeems himself in the eyes of management, more importantly Socks! We discuss the new Exhorder and new Hatriot releases. Socks tries to wow the listeners with his obsession of a man with fake fart noises in a port-a-potty. What a week!!!

Socks Redemption

5Hole and Jeff discuss a wide variety of topics including Jose Mangin "borrowing" 5Hole's gimmick. We talk about the new Rock Iconz Pantera collection, what would have been today with the band, and a wise man still says Sacred Reich sucks.

Maricon

The Absolute best portion of the "Fresh Materials" episode has been isolated and cleaned up.   To date, This is Jeff and the 5hole's finest hour.   BRING BACK THE MEXIMELT!!!

Remastered Materials

We return after a week off, with big news! We discuss the thought, more so the probability of Jose Mangin stealing 5Hole's gig. We discuss the amazing new Death Angel album "Humanicide". We get an update from the P.R. Department, and receive the news that we aren't up to par. We talk to a registered nurse, about the cure for a prolapsed rectum. We can give you solid advice that may literally save your ass after a huge blow out.

Pour Some Sugar On Me

This is an apology.   The only one you turds will ever get from the 5hole. 

The only apology you will ever receive

We read our weekly PR critique email, confirming our PR Rep think Jeff and 5Hole are special needs. We are very excited to welcome back our friend Marzi Montazeri to discuss all things Heavy As Texas, the upcoming tour, the possibility of Exhorder making a cameo in a Heavy As Texas video, or Heavy As Texas making an appearance in an Exhorder video, who knows, but we do broadcast from space! Finally we discuss a picture of a local school recycling club, and the challenges they face. Remember to subscribe to us on Itunes and take us with you everywhere you go!

The Recycling Club GRRRRRRRR

Jeff and  5Hole set out to make up for their mishaps from last week. No surprise, 5Hole is totally dusted again and apologizes numerous times. He paints a picture of Cleveland's finest mentally challenged lovers, and their public display of affection on public transportation. He tells romantic tales of a drunkn vomit laced kisses, and our PR messages us that Jeff crashed the train again.

The Atonement

Jeff has years of covering the metal music scene under his belt. The 5hole is a drunk tequila snob. Together, they interview bands, tell stories and speak on issues without all the P.C. nonsense you'll find on NPR. This show has been called "a comedic prolapse" by one bottom feeding scumbag from Philly.

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