First things first, we want your feedback! Let us know what you want to hear as we move into the offseason. We cannot stress enough how accommodating we are. Twitter: @andrepegeron @danielofconnell.  Email: infalliblesportspals@gmail.com   In this year-end recap, we talk headlines: -They played all the games -Tom Brady is the GOAT and we kinda hate it but are kinda relieved We talk individual awards, including: -Too much talent at the Aaron position -We have ALWAYS had Justin “Rainbowsh” Herbert’s back   We go division-by-division, handing out team awards including the: -Reduced Smooches Award -Jansport Backpack “Carry the Team” Award -Tide Clean Jerseys Award -And a special award for the team that won it all   That’s it for this season! We’re taking a couple weeks off. Thanks for being a pal in 2020-2021!

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"Kwon Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Season" - NFL 2020-2021 Season Recap

BANTER: We become experts in Horse Law. We apply our knowledge of Horse Law to discuss parking, density, and zoning as they relate to community.(23:40) Dog - NFL player pun name segment(30:26) Football time!We talk about Super Bowl LV in Tampa and what it means to host the Super Bowl in Florida (please remember to keep your gatherings below 24,836 people).About the game itself, we discuss:-”We are dang nostradamuses” once again-The Bucs D-Tom Brady’s legacy as an elite asshole-Patrick Mahomes threw the greatest incomplete passes of all time-The Weeknd’s halftime show (1:15:00)We still have a “season recap” episode left to go, but with the season coming to an end, we are looking to shape the future of the podcast. And you, dear listener, can shape it with your hands! Reach out to us on Twitter: @danielofconnell @andrepegeron. What do you like? What do you not like? Any requests? Let us know, pals!That’s all! Thanks for being a pal!

"Tom Brady, Drunk with Power (and booze)" - Super Bowl Football Chat

Andre and Dan break down the Super Bowl, why American cities are poorly designed, and the prop bets you should know for the upcoming Puppy Bowl

Pawtrick Mabones, MVP (Most Valuably Puppy)

Nothing in this episode or show notes is intended as financial advice. Also, hold GME, you cowards.BANTER: We discuss the Highlander movie franchise and our preferred combat maneuvers (hint: lots of cowardice). Then, we critique the stock market, business incentives, and the cultural values surrounding them. How do we move forward when these systems are so flawed? Andre discusses a small local politics win as a model. (1:03:20) We discuss last weekend’s AFC and NFC championship games.Bucs-Packers: We predicted the future. The Bucs won. The Packers made yet another terrible decision.Chiefs-Bills: America is sad. Mahomes is happy. The Chiefs only need to play 1 good quarter of football. Again we called it. Super Bowl preview to come next week.That’s it! Thanks for being a pal!

"There Can Be Only Two" - AFC/NFC Championship Football Chat

An intro discussion about walkable communities, college campuses, and the politics of fulfillment.(37:46) We break down the four games in order:Rams-Packers: We are open about hating the PackersBills-Ravens: What can the Ravens do to build for next season? How cute are the Bills? Very cute.Chiefs-Browns: Let Chad Henne play in the Super Bowl. Bucs-Saints: The Bucs should sign Drew Brees' son to play receiver.We look forward to championship weekend. Only 3 football games left!As always: @andrepegeron and @danielofconnell on twitter.Thanks for being a pal!

"School of Hard Walks" - NFL Divisonal Football Chat

We talk about poop (sorry) and then we talk about sandwiches and football.In order:Bills-ColtsSeahawks-RamsWFT-BucsTitans-RavensSaints-Bears (with Nickelodeon broadcast breakdown)Steelers-BrownsWe give our predictions for the next round including spicy takes of the week.Thanks for being a pal!

"The Playoff Sandwich" - NFL Wildcard Weekend Football Chat

BANTER: We arrange a meet ‘n greet. Pleasant!(5:38) TANK LEAGUE: We toss a li’l bone to the bad teams in the league. Then they fight over the bone. Whoops.(56:20) PLAYOFFS: We break down the games and give our predictions, including our SPICY Super Bowl predictions!That’s it! Thanks for being a pal!

"No More Bad Teams" - NFL Week 17 Football Chat

OPENING BANTER: Dan, have you seen Soul? Also: Christmas media, please invest in Twumbo, and this NSYNC video: https://www.bustle.com/p/the-one-nsync-music-video-youve-probably-never-seen-59643(18:58) Dwayne Haskins CUT.(24:48) Detroit Lions coaching staff wasn’t there due to COVID. Was it any different?We talk about the league’s talent inequality problem and the world’s income inequality problem.(41:11) How can we use storytelling to help fix some of the woes of culture? We talk parables, fables, rabbits, and whatever the plural of moose is. (1:19:03) How will the draft order shake out? How will the playoff picture shake out? How will my etch-a-sketch shake out?(1:32:36) Spicy Takes of the Week & Proverbial shoutouts That's it! Thanks for being a pal!

"The Fable of the Party Sub" - Week 16 NFL Football Chat

BANTER: Growth spurts, aging, and athleticism.(9:48) Dwayne Haskins is kinda the only thing going on. The COVID-19 Shadow Council reconvenes to give him a reckoning and FIX the league to account for this kind of chicanery. America’s #1 apolitical socialist sports show brings you a new policy proposal: Universal Ambiance.(39:26) The TANK BOWL is still a great idea. The Jets won which is good but bad.(52:50) GOING ROGUE: It’s mainly about the theme song, but also we look at the coach who got fired this week for GOING ROGUE. We also talk about pokemon.Nobody cares about the Pro Bowl.(1:10:53) Spicy Takes of the WeekThat’s it! Thanks for being a pal!

"Gotta Catch 'Em All (Airborne Diseases)" - NFL Week 15 Football Chat

Banter: We talk non-fruit foods vis-a-vis the Christmas/Halloween spirit. We also have a PAL VS PAL debate on open borders.(37:37) Book Chat: “The Immortality Key”The pals discuss the mysteries of Eleusis, altered states of consciousness, how to instill communal values in people, and developing a program that definitely isn’t but certainly sounds like drug-induced state brainwashing.(1:07:39) The only football gameThere is no NFL news this year, so we just talk about Browns-Ravens, the only game that happened. The one big question: Did Lamar Jackson go for two in his pants? We discuss.

"The Cleveland Brown Note" - NFL Week 14 Football Chat

BANTER: Andre eats dinner and we talk about movies. An uninformed conversation about the FDA. (23:32) Headline of the week: Ron Rivera says Mountain Dew and Taco Bell helped him get through cancer treatment. What’s your taco bell order? We end up talking about food fads and cryptocurrency. (49:32) WE FIX THE LEAGUE PRESENTS: TANK BOWL!!!!!!!We’ve alluded to it before, but here it is: the OFFICIAL rules for the TANK BOWL. Mediocre teams are incentivized to lose to get a better draft pick...but no more! Free BONUS championship included. (1:27:00) QUICK HITS-Follow the money, Sheeple: Tyrod Taylor did NOT file a grievance against the doctor that punctured his lung.-Are the Pittsburgh Steelers DONE?-Spicy Takes of the Week

"Super Bowl, Tank Bowl, Burger Bonanza" - NFL Week 13 Football Chat

BANTER: We consider rebranding 700 times and talk a bit o' politics. WFTLBOOK CLUB: "Range" by David Epstein has convinced us that nobody knows anything and you should quit your job to be like Roger Federer. ONLYSTORYLINE OF THE WEEK: In a series of mishaps usually reserved for the silent film era, the Broncos didn't have a quarterback for Sunday's game.FOOTBALL SUCKS: Why does football kinda suck this year? The pals dive in to some theories.SPICY TAKES OF THE WEEK: Pretty spicy. That's it! Thanks for being a pal!

In Which Andre DESTROYS Roger Federer- Week 12 Football Chat

It's Thanksgiving, we ain't doing no show notes! We Talk NFL sillies and Thanksgiving sillies over the din of a packed Bakersfield, CA Buffalo Wild Wings

"Tom Brady's Fake Hand" Week 12 NFL Football Chat

Banter: We talk social media marketing, institutional racism, and education reform. Y’know, fun stuff.(22:56) NBA Draft. Dan gives his #1 reason the NBA draft is more awkward than the NFL draft.(35:25) We found a conversation online about taking shrooms during the NFL draft and it’s bonkers. (49:53) HAIL MURRAY! Cardinals over Bills. We properly assign Catholic prayers to football plays. Is DeAndre Hopkins having a career year? Checking in on the red hot NFC West.(1:10:06) Lions defeat the Football Team and boy was it Lionsy. NFC East check-in including a coach getting fired for being in a fistfight and being replaced by an all-name team contender. We Fix the League introduces “Mutiny Friday.” (1:22:24) NFC North check-in and “quick hits of the week” with some funny moments during Jags-Packers. A conspiracy to bring down the Vikings. We try to fix income inequality. (1:35:00) Denver is bad, which is good!(1:37:50) Cool Pal Look of the Week! And the mononym “Herbert.” Shaking our head at a missed opportunity for a lateral.(1:47:25) Are the Baltimore Ravens DONE?Plus spicy takes of the week, shout outs, and we’re done. Thanks for being a pal!

"Hail Murray, Living on a Prayer" -NFL Week 10 Football Chat

BANTER: Discussing technology, parenting, Oklahoma City, and BEES.(13:33) Trevor Lawrence might go to the Jets and it sucks. Let’s send him somewhere cool. We discuss how to make the league more star-centric by forming the “QB Assignment Council.” Also QBs should get to pick their team’s name.(37:43) Talking about the labor rights of quarterbacks leads us to dip into our politics and social justice for a bit. “Still the Internet’s #1 Apolitical Socialist Sports Show.”(52:47) Steelers/Cowboys: We cannot, SHALL not, allow our players to stifle the celebrations of our other players.(56:52) Raiders/Chargers: Sorry Donald. Return of “Cool Pal Look of the Week.”(59:48) Dolphins/Cardinals: Kyler, Lefty, and Prideful Nuggets(1:07:49) Panthers/Chiefs: Teddy Bridgewater with the jump of the season. And the Chiefs still win.(1:15:00) Broncos/Falcons: Jerry Jeudy with the fake of the week. He’s good.(1:16:57) Tompa Bay / Drew Orleans: Are the Tampa Bay Buccaneers DONE?(1:22:51) Spicy Takes of the Week.  That’s it! Thanks for being a pal!

"The Internet's #1 Apolitical Socialist Sports Show" - NFL Week 9 Football Chat

Hey pals! Isn't it fun to talk sports with your friends? Comedians and lifelong sports fans Daniel O'Connell & Andre Pegeron discuss NFL football and NBA basketball with funny tangents along the way. If you want smart and insightful sports takes that also make you laugh, this is the podcast for you. Thanks for being a pal!

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