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Infinite Football

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There were some issues with the initial upload, so let’s try this again: On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss eating semi-continental breakfasts on Long Island, balling in parking garages, getting in knife fights, and various other things of that nature, before breaking down the state of the Champions League and analyzing the latest moves on the managerial merry-go-round. Note: this episode was recorded on Wednesday (11/3) evening. Subscribe at nograssintheclouds.substack.com

Unai Emery Is the New Wolf of Wall Street

On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss what it’s like to be washed. Then they dive into the never-ending saga at Manchester United: When will Ole Gunnar Solskjaer inevitably lose his job? Should they hire Antonio Conte? (Duh.) And will any of it actually make a material long-term difference? Subscribe at nograssintheclouds.substack.com

Why the OGS Situation Is a Symptom of a Much Bigger Problem at Manchester United

On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss the state of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s Manchester United before dissecting a truly special listener email. Then they conclude by previewing Sunday’s incredible slate of matches. Subscribe at nograssintheclouds.substack.com

Would the Florida Panthers Hire Ole Gunnar Solskjaer?

On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss the future of Newcastle United’s roster after the club was taken over by Saudi Arabia’s sovereign wealth fund. Another nation-state purchasing a soccer club: really bad. Thinking about how said nation-state will try to build its team: really interesting. Also, all hail Luis Diaz. Subscribe at nograssintheclouds.substack.com

What Will Newcastle's Starting XI Look Like a Year From Now?

On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan and Franco talked about, well, a lot of stuff. What would they do if they ran FIFA for a day? If they could steal any non-Champions League player to join the USMNT, who would they pick? Why did Ryan risk his life for a rec-league victory? Did Franco actually coach Ricardo Pepi at one point? All that, and lots more. Note: This episode was recorded on Wednesday night. Subscribe at nograssintheclouds.substack.com

Who Ya Got: Harry Kane or Ricardo Pepi?

On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom envision what a soccer equivalent of golf’s Ryder Cup would look like. Who would start for Team Europe and Team Rest of the World? Where would the games take place? And more importantly, who would win? Subscribe at nograssintheclouds.substack.com

Who Would Win Soccer's Version of the Ryder Cup?

On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan quizzes Tom and Franco about some early-season stats. How good are Bayern Munich? How bad are Juventus and Barcelona? And how much do we love Jack Grealish and Adama Traore? Then they conclude the show by breaking down Ronnie Brunswijk’s historic debut in the CONCACAF Champions League. Subscribe at nograssintheclouds.substack.com

Who's Having a Better Crisis: Juventus or Barcelona?

On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom hold an auction draft for the 2021-22 UEFA Champions League. Everyone gets five teams, and the further your teams go, the more points you get. People are already saying that Ryan’s draft is a public humiliation on the scale of something we haven’t seen since the height of the Protestant Reformation. Listen to see if you agree. Subscribe at nograssintheclouds.substack.com

It's the Inaugural Champions League Auction!

On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan is joined by Noah Davis and Andrew Helms discuss the USMNT’s confusing start to World Cup qualifying. Have these three games changed their opinions about the state of the team? Has there been any tangible progress since Gregg Berhalter took over as manager? And, uh, why the hell do they look so different from game to game? Subscribe at nograssintheclouds.substack.com

Please Tell Me How to Feel about the USMNT

On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Tom, and Franco discuss all of the major moves and trends from the summer transfer window: Has the power center of Europe officially shifted to Paris and the Premier League? How many Chelsea teams could qualify for the Champions League? What’s going on with Barcelona and Atletico Madrid and Antoine Griezmann? Why are Manchester United doing this? And plenty more.Show notes:-“The Woman Who Accuses Ronaldo of Rape”, Der Spiegel Subscribe at nograssintheclouds.substack.com

Everything You Need to Know About the Summer Transfer Window

On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Tom, and Franco discuss all of the news surrounding Kylian Mbappe, Cristiano Ronaldo, Harry Kane, Manchester City, Real Madrid, and PSG. Then they conclude the show by selecting a new member of the Infinite Football Starting XI. One note: the episode was recorded before Harry Kane confirmed he would be staying at Tottenham. Subscribe at nograssintheclouds.substack.com

Let's Play Dominoes With Kylian Mbappe, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Harry Kane

On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom each offer up their massive overreactions to the first week of the European domestic season. Will Arsenal get relegated? Is Barcelona better without Messi? Is Erling Haaland better than Messi? Listen to find out. Subscribe at nograssintheclouds.substack.com

Oh You Bet It's Time to Wildly Overreact to One Week of European Soccer Games

On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Tom, and Franco are joined by the Soccer Don, Donnie Kwak, to run back a bigger and better version of this summer’s Euros goals draft. They each draft a player from each of Europe’s five biggest leagues. Come the end of the season, most combined goals wins. Domestic goals only. Let us know who has the best — and more importantly, worst — team. Subscribe at nograssintheclouds.substack.com

It's the Inaugural Premier League/Bundesliga/Ligue 1/Serie A/La Liga Goals Draft!

On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom … preview the Premier League season. Too early? It starts next week! They looked at the betting-market projections for all 20 teams and predicted whether each club would finish over, under, or in the same spot. Note: This episode was recorded on the evening of August 3. Major transfers may or may not have occurred by the time you listen. Subscribe at nograssintheclouds.substack.com

Oh God, It's Already Time for Our 2021-22 Premier League Preview

The true beauty of the beautiful game is that no one really knows that much about it. Ryan O'Hanlon attempts to demystify the world's most popular sport through conversations with various experts and novices alike. nograssintheclouds.substack.com

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