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31. Willy Wonka and the Glocolate Factory

Hello there, welcome to Build-a-Bumdildo, may we interest you in our special 'I am a free I am not man A number' bum dildo? Glued hats off when you're indoors please.

31. Build-a-Bumdildo

Do not get up and leave at any point during this podcast. Seriously, just don't.  Grab your favourite sex peanuts and overcome that fear of intimacy that your bingo habit left you with, it's the fucking 70s baby!

30. Peanut Butter Sex Fear

Irrelevant News is back and coming at you from lockdown! Join us on a slightly new adventure as we turn attention to the crazy world of Irrelevant Olds, this week it's the 1990's. Sit back, eat a large egg, and think about your favourite serial killer. 

29. Willy Rippers Large Eggs

Someone not very famous is in prison apparently... Bored of regular old Crufts and its dogs? Try the all new Crab contest show Crabz (or Crusts, we're undecided on the name). Shame that wasn't held on the day Ireland made a load of drugs legal. 

28. Crabz

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Not in a public swimming pool with what may either be a paedophile or prosthetic leg. I wonder how Hugo Boss (the comedian not the corporation) likes his eggs?  

27. The Breakfast Podcast

We're joined this week by the wonderful Miles Myerscough-Harris from the Top of the Plops podcast! We go all country proud in this episode and if you don't like that you can just fight us, or do what Callum does when he gets upset and one-punch an Orangutan. Health and safety warning when visiting famous holes in walls, do not attempt to climb through.

26. Country Proud

We've done a vital public service and shared the wonders of the world's greatest country band, McAllister Kemp with you all, thank us later. Don't forget to stash your "big bag of drugs" alongside your phone under the fridge.

25. Feed my Tractor

Can't tell the difference between a serious illness and a beer? Then you're an idiot. Fear not though, for this world may well be full of bank robbers with pillow cases on their heads, and big fat owls, we can count ourselves lucky that the incredible Man Man is here to protect us all.

24. Man Man

Ever had to do a Megxit cause you kicked a Tower Raven to death? Or were you busy taking your parrots out for a walk? You might need an emotional support rabbit if you've recently had your eyelashes knocked off by a dildo at the bingo. (That will make sense soon).

23. Dances With Dildos

Ever wanted a really expensive candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina? Well you can come browse that and more of her weird products with us. Unless of course you have 1.4 pets, in which case you'll be far too religious for any of this nonsense, apparently. 

22. Chairman Plow

We’re not very proud of this one, all we can do is apologise in advance. I wouldn’t listen to this whilst eating because it turns out that t secret ingredient we’re referring to is, for some reason, spunk. Oh and some muppets robbed a bank or something idk.

21. Alternative Cooking

It's the last Irrelevant News of the decade! So see out the decade the same way your saw it in, with Penis Fish, bovine VR headsets, and arsonist dogs. See you next decade!

20. Penis Fish

Ding dong merrily on high! It's time for an Irrelevant Christmas. Make sure you're not breaking any of our weird Christmas laws. Decline the Turkey this year, and try not to think about Will's Christmas Boner. Merry Christmas x

19. Jingle News

If a man throws two ferrets at 12 cars and tapes them to a wall, is it art?  Stop looking at shagging ducks, slap some jam on your McDonald’s, and listen to us not answer that question.

18. Ferrawang

Welcome to the Irrelevant News Podcast! A weekly podcast where we talk about the worst news stories, so you don't have to. Hosted by Joe Parker, Callum Parker, Lo Axenderrie, and Will Strike. Join us on our journey throughout the kingdom of irrelevant journalism, and hopefully, have a few laughs along the way. Catch us late every Friday evening.

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