It's the final week of both Love Island 2019 and also Isle of Hate! In our final ever episode, we finally watch an episode of Love Island together. Emotions are high after a surprising quantity of drama, even by Love Island standards. Who will win the cash? Will Luke poo himself? Will Mike ever get to see Anton's arse? Only one way to find out! We never found out who this was for.

Isle of Hate: A Love Island Podcast

S02E10 - Finale

We’re on the home stretch! The lads are on the plane already, but that doesn’t mean we haven’t got some absolutely riveting Love Island chat. Luke sets his price for a season 3 (there will not be a season 3), there are babies and we get a look into how much of a bastard Commissioner Jordan is. Quite a bastard. He’s quite a bastard. We don’t know who this is for.

S02E09 - The Rise and Fall of Commisioner Jordan

Bit of an up-swing this week. A thrilling pig milk update, only one major drama, a HECK of a lot of games and even more dreadful Ovie-based puns. Despite all that, Maura manages to ruin the entire week for Mike with a single sentence. Did we figure out who this podcast is for? Of course not.

S02E08 - Throbbing

A bumper week sees us discuss Fondue, Amy, Pigs, Curtis, Milk, Maura, Donald Trump, Ovie, Spanish, Marvin, Power, Bastards and actually a fair amount else. Also there’s the usual games, grot and Luke saying Horrendous lots. He also forgets the biggest thing of the week so do keep listening to the end. We don’t know who this is for, but would appreciate your reviews immensely.

S02E07 - The People Versus Maura

BIG week in the villa, BIG chat on the podcast. Nah not really, it's the usual mix of anger, sarcasm and knob jokes. It's really warm again, there's a good Anton section and Mike does a game. Also all the fallout from Casa Amor (Love House). It's a good one, but we don't know who it's for.

S02E06 - Shitnieself

This week is an adrenaline filled sprint through all things Love Island. Mike is on a time limit so naturally the lads spend ages chatting nonsense about Batman and whether either of them have ever ridden a horse. In the villa, Luke struggles to deal with his growing hatred of certain contestants, Anton reveals more about dat ass, and there’s an enormous format change that is frame for frame exactly the same as it was last year. We don’t know who this is for.

S02E05 - You Will Be Tested

There's a lot we can say about this week's episode. We're really happy with it and there's lots of content and we think it's the best one we've ever done. But there's only one thing actually worth mentioning. There's a food game. Milkshake is involved. We don't know who this is for.

S02E04 - Clamp on a Big Flap

SOMETHING BIG HAS HAPPENED. SHERIF HAS LEFT THE KASBAH (Love Island 2019). Admittedly now this was a week ago, in Love Island terms more than long enough to have your head turned 305 times, but it seemed significant when we recorded. Mike and Luke chat about that, do some dodgy gangster impressions and briefly discuss the Butler from Tomb Raider. Mike was pretty tired when we recorded so expect a fair amount of rambly nonsense. We don’t know who this is for.

S02E03 - Thinner than Bread

Luke’s got a cold and Mike’s had a coffee, all of which leads to a better than last week Isle of Hate full of games, a recoupling, and Mike perfectly setting Luke up for a joke he himself had had planned since ep 1. It’s got everything, gunge, cowboys, Beyonce, Luke becoming worryingly like Iain Sterling and Callum. We don’t know who this is for.

S02E02 - Diva Algebra

Welcome to Isle of Hate Season 2! Nobody asked for it, Luke doesn't want to watch all of Love Island for it, Mike doesn't want to edit it and we still don't know who it's for. After a brief discussion about the format Luke starts his we don't know how many week dive into that show he despised last year. We meet the contestants, sort of learn what a Bev is, Luke doesn't remember half the names and there's a full and frank discussion about Anton's Hygiene rituals. And we end on a game! LIKE ON THE SHOW. We don't know who this is for. Tell your friends

S02E01 - Mums and Bums

Is it a Christmas miracle? Is it the fifth horseman of the apocalypse? No! It’s the final bloody episode of Isle of Hate!

S01E11 - The Who and the Screaming and The End

The lads turn on Dr Billy No Dates and we build up towards the final week. There’s mirthy jiggling, little willies, we find out whether Megan was a stripper or not

S01E10 - Jiggling

We’re nearing the home stretch! And it’s 35 degrees! Remember that? Mike being completely exhausted from work and Luke giving up most of the pretence of giving a shit leads to a more meandering portion of hot waffle. That is until certain facts are revealed about Doctor Billy No Dates and hair driers that shake the very foundations of the podcast. Or at least, lead to both chaps laughing at him for a bit.

S01E09 - Hair Dryers and Sneaky Dyers

GET THIS IN YOUR PIPE AND LOVE IT. This is a good episode of our Love Island Pod. You should listen to it and tell one friend and one animal and one dinnerlady. PLEASE.

S01E08 - 4am Kebab Shop Screaming

‪It’s a slightly longer, darker portion of hot waffle this week, as Luke gets used to his new friends from “Casa Amor” and remembers why it is he originally hated the team from “The Villa”

S01E07 - Let's Get Sharky

Mike learns about the Love Island via making Luke watch it and report back every week. Neither have seen the show before and generally despise this sort of thing. Throughout the show they meet and learn about an endless stream of vacuous people and the ridiculous words they use. Hate Love Island? Love Love Island? Maybe you'll like this! We have no idea who this is for...

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Isle of Hate: A Love Island Podcast

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