This is it, friends. The final episode of Ivory & Ivory. It's been a long, mostly uneventful, journey to which nobody paid attention. But it was fun! This episode is a little "Best Of" compilation that you, the fans, picked. It's a retrospective on what you all thought were the best five moments in the show's history! We call up friend of the show, Twitter user @vrunt to give us an update on how he's helping expand the Ivory & Ivory brand! (SPOILER: a film series! Nine films to be exact!) If you listen to any episode of Ivory & Ivory, listen to another one first, then this one! This episode is brought to you by Mortdecai and FOX's Backstrom! I'd also like to take the time to remind you that all past episodes of the show can be found on archive.org if you search "nmiller2192@gmail.com" as the uploader! Thank you for putting up with us! Goodbyevory and Goodbyevory!

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Like A Boy In A China Shop ~or~ The Finale

In our second of two B-B-B-BONUS EPISODES!! we do a table read of "The Baby Shower," an early episode of Seinfeld! CAST: Sean Toney - Stage Directions Matt Campbell - Jerry Nick Miller - George Morgan Nalley - Elaine Mike Regan - Kramer Joe McMahon - Tabachnick Alex Conti - Stewardess/Leslie Andrew Moore - FBI Agent/Passenger Emily Kindya - Mary/Various

B-B-B-BONUS EPISODE!! - Baby Shower Table Read

It's the first of two B-B-B-BONUS EPISODES!! Each of these two episodes consists of us and our friends doing a table read of a sitcom script. In this episode, we read the Frasier episode "The Ski Lodge." CAST: Sean Toney - Stage Directions Mike Regan - Frasier Nick Miller - Niles Morgan Nalley - Daphne Emily Kindya - Annie/Connie Matt Campbell - Martin Joe McMahon - Guy Alex Conti - Roz This B-B-B-BONUS EPISODE!! is dedicated to our friends Paige Heimark and Vicky Cazanas, who were featured in the first version of this we recorded last year which got deleted because of technical issues. NOTE: the sound get a little distorted at times, but never to the point where you can't hear what's happening. We also did not take this very seriously at all, and there's a diversion from the episode in the middle. Enjoy!

B-B-B-BONUS EPISODE!! - Ski Lodge Table Read

A whole lot of things happen in this episode, which just happens to be the penultimate episode of the show! Our guest this go 'round is Franzkafka Frederique Pherson, the head librarian at Franzkafka's Foundation for the Young and Dyslexic! Plus, Fannie & Reginald Goose speak like they're on Fargo for some reason and we SOLVE BENGHAZI! Remember? That big whole political scandal from like two years ago? We solved it, in what may be the true climax of the series. Call us Breaking Bad because we saved our best hour for second to last!

Cowabenghazi!

In this episode, we welcome up-and-coming super villain Biondo The Inconvenient! He's been on a podcast tour talking up all his fiendish schemes and plans and whatnot and saved the best for last! We introduce our own special version of Paper, Scissors, Rock and Mike finally figures out which of his parents are which! This episode brought to you by Paper and also Mike's charity, Single Park, which helps put an end to all the inconvenient double parking in the world!

The Criterion Collection of Chapstick

It's been EIGHT MONTHS AND TWO DAYS since our last episode! Like they always say, "No time like eight months and two days from now to post a new episode of podcast!" Due to technical difficulties and an extreme case of laziness on Nick's end, we had a very long period of time where no new episodes were posted (this one was recorded in late March or early April or something like that), but we're back baby! Just in time for Christmas! In this episode, we have our good friends Chanice Wipesworth and Maynard Slurt as guests. They stop by to tell us about all the clubs they started in their time at Penn State. Again, this was recorded eight or nine months ago, so they've finished school by now, hopefully. We also get a surprise visit from a handyman named T?m. We still aren't exactly sure what is name was, but he plays some games with us and informs us that our good friend of the show Screaming Eagle Who's Mute, is actually just Screaming Eagle Who's Shy. This episode is brought to you by NBC's "Betty White's Off Their Rockers" and Forest Fires! Sorry for the delay to the seven of you who listen to this! Merry Christmas and Happy Honda Days!

We've Been Really Busy With All Our Clubs

In this episode, after a three-week long break that we have no excuse for except that Nick got very lazy, Dr. Gennise Horbeck joins us! Dr. Horbeck is the marriage counselor for our friends Fannie & Reginald Goose, who we forgot to talk to in this episode, unfortunately. Nick introduces his new segment, "Don't Act Surprised" and we introduce a brand new game! This episode brought to you by Phroth Magazine, Penn State's ONLY humor magazine! Visit phroth.com for more info!

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