 Jack and Lauren finally get up in that ass to talk about The Lefty Call, in their fourth annual Jaxilly Curb Your Enthusiasm Extravaganza!  This year, Lauren picks the episode, and she chose to finally give us the gift of Leon in his starmaking moment.  It’s a shitstorm, it’s just shit, as they not only delve into Leon, but also talk about winter fruits, getting eaten by whales, their severe neuroses about toilets, their first Richard Lewis episode also, how many times Jack can say “get up in that ass” and the wonders of the alimentary canal.  GET UP IN THIS ASS, LISTENERS.

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BONUS - Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Lefty Call (6x04) (with Lauren Petronaci)

 The Picard Debut Crew sits down to hang out and do a commentary on Total Recall!  It’s one of the most fun movies ever, and here is the best commentary on it.  We also count down the many, many Star Trek characters who appear in the movie.  ‘Nuff said!  GET YOUR ASS TO THIS COMMENTARY.

BONUS - Total Recall (Commentary) (with Barm, Sam Stovold and Kevin Young)

 In the thrilling conclusion to the last episode, Jack, Sam and Barm talk about another twenty commercials with Star Trek characters in them, and then read some emails and shit.  (Follow along with the gang by checking commercials 22-39 yourself on Jack’s Youtube playlist “Star Trek Character Commercials”)

BONUS - Star Trek Character Commercials, Pt. 2 (with Barm and Sam Stovold)

 Jack perverts Sam’s very reasonable idea of watching every commercial they can find of Star Trek actors playing their characters in TV commercials by creating exceptions and watering down the concept until the episode becomes a bloated, overly long mess that needed to be split into two parts to even approach being manageable, yet still manages to be a lot of fun!  Barm is along to assist in this process.  (Follow along with the gang by checking out the first 21 commercials yourself on Jack’s Youtube playlist “Star Trek Character Commercials”)

BONUS - Star Trek Character Commercials, Pt. I (with Barm and Sam Stovold)

On this 11th installment (again, not the same 11 you would think), Jack and Kregg are really scraping the bottom of the barrel, as they record a drunken commentary and make jokes about what is already essentially a joke; the fan dub of Episode III called Star war: The Third Gather - Backstroke of the West, based on a bootleg DVD with a Google translated into English version of the Chinese dub script of the film! And Barm is here to join them, kind of! If you want to follow along, look around for a copy because those Youtube ads are gonna SCREW UP YOUR EVENING.

DRUNK STAR WARS, Pt. XI - Star war The Third Gather: Backstroke of the West (Commentary) (with Kregg Castillo and Barm)

BONUS - PROJECT JOHN (with Barnacle and John Davidson)

 John Davidson once again joins Zack and perennial hanger-on Barnacle to finally get back through the Stargate to talk about SeaQuest DSV again, and we got ourselves a doozy here!  That’s right, it’s the one where DAGWOOD IS ON TRIAL FOR MURDER.  As we dive (see what I did there?) deep into some classic season 2 SeaQuest, the boys reminisce on the profound effect Dagwood’s plight had on them as kids, cardboard Santas, the deceptively deep wisdom of Darwin, the old Scheid’/’Side debate, and dish on why SeaQuest might actually be the best show of the whole damn Stargate franchise.  Hop into the gate for some aquatic adventure with the best seamen around!

1?? - Special Delivery (SQDSV2x09) (with Barnacle and John Davidson)

 Sister! Sooooo, Barm has a ….younger sister! This podcast has now betrayed her, too.  Kaela Neufeld makes her Jaxilly debut to talk about one of her (and now our!) favorite books, John Scalzi’s Redshirts!  The Barms and Jack dive into a meta(physical) masterpiece of dry comedy, satire and metafictional tomfoolery, all inspired by classic Trek cannon fodder! Along the way, they’ll dish on some Trek news and open the magic box to chat also about Philip Seymour Hoffman, Long Island, The Orville, Gangs of New York, Tim Burton’s Planet of the Apes, yetis on spaceships, and the return of the Outrageous Okona. Jack blathers on about how timespace is an illusion again. Listen and become a part of the narrative!

BONUS - Redshirts by John Scalzi (with Barm and Kaela Neufeld)

 There’s more to Lauren Petronaci than loving Larry David, Godzilla and lemurs!  She also loves the 1998 Pixar classic A Bug’s Life, and she’s here to talk about it with Jack!  Along the way, they’ll also talk about some other classic Pixar films, planets and the solar system, birds, etymology, the wonderful cast of this movie, size and scale, Madagascar, Godzilla vs. Kong, BUGS of course, and so much more!  Look at all the colors of the …. FUN.

BONUS - A Bug's Life (with Lauren Petronaci)

 Rike Strike!  Jack and Barm, and making his Trek book castin’ debut, Sean Davis, get together to talk Riker, Picard and the ten pages or so of material in the novel that bear his name, Star Trek: Picard: Dark Veil!  It’s another big boy, as the Riker Boyz gab about the Jazari, the Titan, and Romulans, Romulans, Romulans! They also weigh in on heady topics, like the continuity of culturally accepted emotional displays, conspiracy theories and their disruptive effect on culture (and whether that’s fun to read about or not), 1995 PC games, childhood, and FISH.  Riker didn’t steer us wrong, and he won’t steer you wrong either.   

PICARD BONUS #3 - Star Trek: Picard - The Dark Veil, by James Swallow (with Barm and Sean Davis)

 Had enough of the Emerald Chain and the Burn madness? Why not take a little dip into some cool refreshing Picard comic waters with Jack and Barm, where the only things you·ll have to worry about are what ships in 2365 look like, how much like Yul Brynner Picard looks, how much like Napoleon Dynamite Raffi looks, and what two idiots asking Alexa questions on a podcast looks like. Looks like a short silly ep where Jack had to go to work! 

PICARD BONUS #2: Star Trek: Picard - Countdown (with Barm)

It’s a Disco Party, and Jack has invited a cadre of glorious guests to celebrate his newfound freedom from the pressures of endlessly podcasting about Star Trek every week.  Barm, Sam Stovold (Marvel Star Wars Explorers), Sean Davis (After the Credits), Kregg Castillo (Golden Boy?), Richard Dunham (Ghibli Minute), and an Ape-on in the form of Geoff Clarke (The ApeCast), are all here to dish on the finale and their thoughts on Season 3 in general.  This megasize episode is more exciting than the BURN, and will surely resonate throughout subspace for all eternity.

072 - That Hope Is You, Pt. 2 (DIS3x13) (with Barm, Geoff Clarke, Kregg Castillo, Sam Stovold, Sean Davis and Richard Dunham)

We’re coming into 2021 TOO HOT, as Amos Dunn (Ei Sa Da) joins Barm and Jack to FINALLY talk Disco.  And we’ve got a lot to talk about, like Osyraa’s machinations, our enduring love of Admiral Vance, Sybok’s mom, the last days of Trump, England’s reduced stature, the return of Kenneth Mitchell, a rainbow of Hannibals in the Emerald Chain, and the passing of the legendary MF Doom.  Oh, and Michael Burnham is John McClane.  Yippy-ki-yay, motherinos!

071 - There Is A Tide... (DIS3x13) (with Barm and Amos Dunn)

Happy New Year’s everyone!  Sneaking in just under the wire, Jaxilly COMPLETELY redeems 2020 with the classic JackBarmKregg combo talking Su’kal!  We’re also talking baby’s first holodeck, the royal We, video games, Freud, the Ba’ul, our feelings on BURN revelations, some amazing HotTheories, and The Mandalorian, AGAIN.  Does 2020, and this episode Su’kal?  Nope, they’re SATIS, and so are you.

070 - Su'kal (DIS3x11) (with Barm and Kregg Castillo)

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone!  Carlos has been getting into the Christmas spirit, working hard to bring you his renditions of some classic holiday tunes!  But Jack got so jealous, he decided to get in on the fun, too.  It’s a double album of holiday cheer!  Find out what it sounds like when two guys who can’t sing or compose music at all make a whole album!  It’s sure to find its way into your yearly rotation, and your heart.

CARLOS BONUS #4 - The 4th Annual Continuity Carlos Christmas Special

Jack becomes a man by doing a podcast all by himself about every single episode of Star Trek: Discovery, Short Treks, and Picard! Join him as he listens to some sweet tunes, cracks bad jokes and reviews each episode. Stick around until the end for sweet and spicy features!

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