You done did it now!  Social media across the board has banned Alex Jones and he is PISSED!  How do Eddie and Ray feel about this UNPRECEDENTED move by the major power players on the internet?...well, maybe Alex Jones was on to something because it has been tested and proven, your cell phone is LISTENING to all of your real life conversations!  How is this even possible?  We discuss in-depth, don't miss it!  We also talk about the science behind the importance of hugging your baby, people getting paid $40/hour to cuddle with your co-workers, and the results when an octopus was given MDMA!  Thanks for sitcking with us, we love you guys! Be the envy of all your friends and get your official JOAT swag at https://shop.spreadshirt.com/jerk-of-all-trades-podcast/ Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Shoutout to THUNDER DRIVER for the new JOAT Podcast Soundtrack!  Check them out at thunderdriver1.bandcamp.com! Episode 51: Alex Jones banned from having friends, hugging increases brain size, and more!

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Alex Jones banned from having friends, hugging increases brain size, and more!

We put the band back together!  YES!  Eddie and Ray are BACK baby!  This week the Jerks talk about Amazon's new wristband tracker, potentially tracking employee's movement's throughout their day at work.  Can you lose weight by smoking pot?  The numbers may lean in a direction you may not have guessed!  Even after losing all that weight, we do not recommend wearing your skinny jeans until your feet go numb.  We also cover Colorado potentially legalizing magic mushrooms in the near future and a new vibrator that will allow you to order Pizza from your favorite pizza joint after a little diddle and dine! :)   Episode 50:   New Domino's Pizza Vibrator and Amazon's Fitbit Snitch!

New Domino's Pizza Vibrator and Amazon's Fitbit Snitch!

Eddie and Ray are joined this week by local hip-hop artist Shayne, aka "Shaggy No Scoob"!  Shayne is a member of the group "A Rookie Project" and they are performing this weekend for charity at a fundraising event.  Shayne tells us about his diverse background in music and his unique job escorting a camel around for a hip-hop photo shoot.  Shayne's only just 21 years old, but has strong opinions of what makes a good lyricist and is not afraid to spit off the top on a beat.  As always, thanks for sticking with us, we love you guys!    If you're in the area, check out the show!   The event is called the 50/50  JUNE 3RD at Franksville Park in Franksville, WI!   Doors open at 6pm!   $5 to get in and all proceeds go to charity!    https://soundcloud.com/arookieproject   Guest:   Shaggy No Scoob from "A Rookie Project"   Be the envy of all your friends and get your official JOAT swag at https://shop.spreadshirt.com/jerk-of-all-trades-podcast/   Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast   Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com!   Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com   All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/   Episode 49:   Shaggy No Scoob from "A Rookie Project" interview!

Shaggy No Scoob from "A Rookie Project" interview!

The Jerks have returned with another fresh and possibly delicious episode of JOAT! This week we welcome a very special guest, Joe from Those Movie Guys Podcast. An absolute blast was had and no stone was unturned. Find out about him growing up in the thumb of Michigan watching horror films on stormy nights, his history of roughing up bad guys in South America, how his film obsession first came to be and why he thinks that the podcast is the next big step in entertainment. Of course Joe hosts Those Movie Guys Podcast so plenty of movie talk is had. Joe, Eddie and Ray all dish out their top 5 films of all times with controversy abound (Joe is questioning your picks Eddie), discuss the visceral impact that film can have and Ray and Joe have a full on horror geek out session. Best believe you don’t want to miss a single solitary moment of the newest episode of Jerk of all Trades. Thanks again for all your support, you know it but I will repeat, We Love You Guys!   Guest:   Joe Verbeke from Those Movie Guys Podcast   Be sure to listen and subscribe to them from their official website: https://www.thosemovieguyspodcast.com/   Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast   Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com!   Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com   All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/   Episode 48:   The Jerks Interview Joe from Those Movie Guys Podcast!

The Jerks Interview Joe from Those Movie Guys Podcast!

We laughed, we cried, and we all marked out!  That's right, Wrestlemania 34 is in the books and this week Eddie and Ray give their reactions from NXT:Takeover New Orleans and Wrestlemania 34!  It was a cornucopia of beautiful violence and The Jerks give insight on everything you watched, and even some stuff you may not have seen on television!  Was Ray able to dethrone the Picks Champ Eddie?  After this podcast you will find out why The Jerks are the dirtiest players in the game!  WOOOO!  We love you guys! Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast   Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com!   Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com   All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/   Episode 47:   WWE Wrestlemania 34 & NXT New Orleans reaction!

WWE Wrestlemania 34 & NXT New Orleans reaction!

The following podcast has been paid for by the JOAT World Order.  YES!  The Jerks are back again and things have come full circle with Eddie and Ray making predictions for Wrestlemania 34!  Last year, EddieTheJerk took home the Picks Championship!  Can he do it again, or will RayTheJerk be able to take home the title that was his in years past?  Either way, Wrestlemania 34 is jam packed and stacked to the max this year and we can't wait to watch it!  Thanks for sticking with us, we love you guys! Congrats to Manan aka igbrocklesnar for winning the WWE Network Subscription Card, make sure to give him a follow! Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 46: WWE Wrestlemania 34 Preview and JOAT 1 Year Anniversary!

WWE Wrestlemania 34 Preview and JOAT 1 Year Anniversary!

Last year, The Jerks each gave you 10 of their favorite Wrestlemania matches.  This year, Eddie and Ray shine up the Video Corner with two of their favorite Wrestlemania matches.  Leading off is Eddie's pick!  The Main Event from Wrestlemania XXX: Randy Orton vs Batista vs Daniel Bryan for the WWE Championship!  Next up, Ray's pick!  The Undertaker vs HHH in a Hell in a Cell match from Wrestlemania XXVIII!   Eddie and Ray will be making picks and predictions for Wrestlemania 34 on the next podcast!  Also, time is running out to win EddieTheJerk's very own WWE Network Subscription! Get you some!  We love you guys! JOAT Entertainment claims no ownership of audio used during this podcast. It is used for commentary purposes only. All copyrights belong to World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. Video Links: WrestleMania XXX - Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton vs. Batista: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5tefk7 WrestleMania XXVIII - Triple H vs. The Undertaker: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x17zgki Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 45: Wrestlemania 2018 Video Corner!

Wrestlemania 2018 Video Corner!

Here at JOAT, we don't believe in charging you guys for the podcast.  Therefore, we don't believe it's fair for you guys to be charged when you get your daily porn fix either.  Rhode Island, we're looking at you!  This week, Eddie and Ray talk about a recent "swatting" incident which left an innocent victim dead in it's wake, in a sorry excuse of a prank.  We also take an in-depth look at AlphaZero, a new computer program that became the world's greatest chess player in just 240 minutes!  Also, if you've ever had a pet monkey, and caught it jerking off while you were watching some old school "Bambi" now you know why.  Monkeys in Japan have been caught mounting deer for the ultimate thrill ride!  All this and more!  Make sure you listen to the whole podcast so you don't miss the details on how to win a *FREE* 3 month subscription to the WWE Network!  We love you guys! 1:03 - RayTheJerk wins the Elimination Chamber picks 3:51 - “Swatting” prank leads to fatal police shooting 16:00 - Robot Chess-master AlphaZero 27:37 - JOAT "WWE Network Giveaway" details 33:00 - Monkeys “swiping right” on Deer in Japan 45:30 - Rhode Island porn fees 54:37 - Wise Words from "The Jerks" 1:09:09 - Inspirobot Video Links: “Swatting” Prank Turns Deadly: https://youtu.be/LDoKf75NfUg REEM-A Humanoid Robot Playing Chess: https://youtu.be/2wzT4vafXOA Monkey Tries to Mate with Deer: https://youtu.be/7a9gQWBJA5U SFW Porn: https://youtu.be/ojjFODlnlYw Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 44: Introducing AlphaZero; the World's Greatest Robot Super Computer, Japanese Deer f*cking Monkey's, and more!

Introducing AlphaZero: the World's Greatest Robot Super Computer & Japanese Deer f*cking Monkey's!

The Jerks have shoveled their way back to JOAT Podcast studio to give you some initial reaction from watching WWE NXT and Royal Rumble!  Eddie and Ray then proceed to drop knowledge with some WWE Elimination Chamber picks!  Get all caught up with everything WWE this week and stay tuned for a chance to win a free gift from The Jerks!  Thanks for sticking with us, we love you guys! 0:34 - "Did you miss us?" 2:14 - "Everything is Terrible" in Milwaukee 11:11 - JOAT Shout-Outs 14:00 - NXT Takeover Philadelphia reaction 28:20 - Royal Rumble 2018 reaction 48:04 - Ronda Rousey makes her WWE Debut 57:06 - Elimination Chamber picks & predictions 1:06:31 - JOAT Podcast Giveaway Teaser Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 43: Elimination Chamber picks, Royal Rumble/NXT reaction and more!

Elimination Chamber picks, Royal Rumble/NXT reaction and more!

The Jerks are going DEEP this week!  We introduce you to Roberto, the man with the world's largest penis!  Without spoiling it, we'll just say we feel bad for Roberto.  It seems like a long stretch of bad luck for the guy.  At least he is trying to make the most out of a really hard situation. I don’t know if most people in his situation would be able to endure the pounding...alright we’ll stop now lol.  Do you share any of your passwords for your favorite online streaming website?  Well, companies are claiming they are losing lots of money from it and that shit might be coming to an end soon!  Plus, we talk about a band's lead singer allegedly getting busted smuggling millions of dollars of drugs into Japan and Youtube copyright striking a video containing only "white noise"...yes, really.  Thanks for sticking with us, we love you guys! 0:31 - "It's still cold, it's still snowing." 2:25 - Ray teaches his girlfriend how to play guitar 6:21 - "RAW 25" Talk 9:14 - Man with the World's Largest Penis now disabled 16:33 - Companies clamping down on password sharing 29:31 - "Netflix is still bringing it." 39:14 - Iron Maiden tribute band singer arrested after $7 million drugs bust 48:37 - White noise video on YouTube hit by five copyright claims 51:54 - Wise Words from "The Jerks" 54:08 - Inspirobot Video Links: Kinsey “How Large is Your Penis?” : https://youtu.be/XWY9siSHrjE McMahon Million Dollar Mania: https://youtu.be/xqixTKzByPc Powerclown “Number of the Beast” : https://youtu.be/amLr9ttUT6M 10 Hour of White Noise: https://youtu.be/n9QLS0Nfm3g Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 42: The end of password sharing coming soon?  Man with the world's largest penis and more!

The end of password sharing coming soon? Man with the world's largest penis and more!

Have you ever seen a super sophisticated, super expensive, super intricately and meticulously created hunk of metal and wires fall over before?  Well, you're in luck because "The Jerks" got your back!  This week's Video Corner will have your stomach aching from all the belly laughs you'll be having!  I hope that Santa guy from the mall is ok!  That was painful to watch, in more ways than one, lol!  Also, don't miss the new chameleon rapper who can rap over 20 different styles of rap and hip-hop across the globe! This guy is truly talented!  Thanks for sticking with us, we love you guys! The Jerk Of All Trades Podcast does not claim any ownership of the videos watched during the JOAT Video Corner. They are utilized for commentary purposes only. Click the video links below to watch with us! Video Links: Backflipping Robot: https://www.facebook.com/cnntech/videos/1650395728314829/ Robots Falling Down: https://youtu.be/g0TaYhjpOfo Attractive Sex Robot: https://www.facebook.com/Fabulous/videos/10155805279192180/ Super Mario 64 improves your memory: https://www.facebook.com/NowThisFuture/videos/1864808273560344/ Silent Night sung by cats: https://www.facebook.com/Wave105/videos/974834179219394/ Mall Santa gets stuck while repelling: https://www.facebook.com/midnightpulp/videos/1803316366347781/ Psychedelic Funhouse: https://www.facebook.com/Thrillist/videos/10155905902685891/ Sign Language Interpretur signs gibberish: https://www.facebook.com/Inside.Edition/videos/10154890653425723/ Never get distracted by your phone again: https://www.facebook.com/JungleVT/videos/1845990842209416/ Hairline Ink: https://www.facebook.com/HairlineInk/videos/10209924692453226/ Intense Japanese Rock Paper Scissors: https://www.facebook.com/memes/videos/2304925409525033/ Mac Lethal performs 28 styles of Rap: https://www.facebook.com/Official.Golden.Age.Hip.Hop/videos/1731455060245822/ Burt Reynolds vs. Marc Summers: https://www.facebook.com/midnightpulp/videos/1804464976232920/ DEA is coming for your coffee: https://www.facebook.com/attn/videos/1577302998971820/ Inside Alan Moore’s Head: https://www.arte.tv/en/videos/RC-014342/inside-alan-moore-s-head/ Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 41: JOAT Video Corner: "Santa" falls from mall ceiling, humorous robot klutzes and more!

JOAT Video Corner: "Santa" falls from mall ceiling, humorous robot klutzes and more!

This week Eddie and Ray watch the Wrestle Kingdom Main Event; Chris Jericho vs Kenny Omega for the IWGP United States Championship!  "The Cleaner" Kenny Omega has been on a roll wrestling overseas.  He is potentially the best wrestler we've seen over the past 10 years and has been attacked by wrestler/rockstar Chris Jericho!  Jericho is not amused or impressed by Omega and wants to show he is professional wrestling's one true Alpha.  It's Alpha vs Omega inside Japan's Tokyo Dome and the non-stop action had The Jerks on the edge of their seats all the way to the final move!  Listen now! JOAT does not claim any ownership over match audio used in this podcast. All match audio is owned by New Japan Pro-Wrestling Co., Ltd. Video Links: Jericho Challenges Omega: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x67szvd Jericho Attacks Omega: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6bhl9i Chris Jericho vs. Kenny Omega: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6cp8u5 Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 40: JOAT Video Corner: Alpha vs. Omega

JOAT Video Corner: Alpha vs. Omega

It's a new year and it's already starting to get a little weird!  This week, The Jerks reminisce about the year of 2017 and comment about fresh new things coming up in the new year.  By law, Oregonians are finally about to start pumping their own gas, and they aren't very happy about it!  Which leads Eddie and Ray to search and find all the craziest state laws from across the country!  All this and more in the 2018 Kickoff Podcast for the New Year!   0:54 - "2018" Talk 6:54 - Oregonians now have to pump their own gas 12:19 - Weird Laws from all 50 states 47:47 - 14 Strange Laws from around the world 57:34 - "Would You Rather?": State Laws 1:30:49 - Wise Words from "The Jerks" 1:34:12 - Inspirobot Video Links: 7:52 - Oregonians have to pump their own gas: https://youtu.be/aY_7HxWpr-k 1:08:15 - 12 Weird Things our Ancestors did: https://youtu.be/4XWyZAu7BsY 1:18:55 - 8 Strangest Historical Mysteries that will Baffle you: https://youtu.be/-bOsaMEwQTk Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 39: Happy 2018!  Weird laws from all 50 States and more!

Happy 2018! Weird laws from all 50 States and more!

Are you ready to Rumble with The Jerks? Well, settle in for another JOAT Video Corner! With it being January, Ray and Eddie thought it would be fitting to offer guest commentary on one of the greatest Royal Rumble matches in WWF (get the F out) WWE history. 1999 was the pinnacle of the popularity of the wrestling business and the hottest star was Stone Cold Steve Austin. Mr. McMahon would do anything to ensure that he didn’t walk out the Arrowhead Pond with a WrestleMania title shot! Did he succeed? Will Eddie hit his head on his mic again? These questions and more are answered on this episode of the JOAT Video Corner! You better listen, or we might just have to stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry! And that’s the bottom line…Cause The Jerks said so! Lol All audio used for this podcast is owned by World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. JOAT does not claim ownership of any copyrighted material in this podcast. JOAT Video Corner link: WWE Royal Rumble 1999 Part 1: http://dai.ly/x3qxa46 Part 2: http://dai.ly/x3qxinw Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 38: JOAT Video Corner: The Jerks Go Over the Top Rope!

JOAT Video Corner: The Jerks Go Over the Top Rope!

This week "The Jerks" are firing on all cylinders!  Eddie and Ray talk about the recent Keaton Jones story and the troubled household he has had to grow up in.  If we told you; John Cena flipped a car, you probably wouldn't think much of it, right?  Well, Ford isn't very happy with the Pro Wrestler to say the least!  Ray has had "the blues" all this month, and we may have gotten to the root of the issue, all that goddamn Christmas Music!  We also talk about Smartphone Addiction, the new Hallucination Machine, and a promising new cure for Type 2 Diabetes!  We love you guys and don't forget to Subscribe! Happy Holidays! :) 1:19 - Ajit Pai Update 6:00 - Keaton Jones bullied, Parents suspected to be racist as fuck 19:55 - John Cena "flips" exclusive Ford SuperCar 26:26 - Christmas Music gives you “the blues” 31:49 - Are "The Jerks" done with their Christmas Shopping? 40:05 - Smartphone Addiction Creates Chemical Imbalance In The Brain 53:12 - Hallucination Machine 1:02:54 - Type II Diabetes Cure? 1:08:07 - Crazy Nirvana Stories 1:40:01 - Wise Words from "The Jerks" 1:43:00 - Inspirobot Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 37: Pro Wrestler Flips Car, 50% chance you're addicted to your phone and 15 Untold Nirvana Stories!

Pro Wrestler Flips Car, 50% chance you're addicted to your phone and 15 Untold Nirvana Stories!

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